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John Hansen
@johnhansen.bsky.social
Lead writer/editor for gamesandwich.com

Presently also writing reviews for Push Square

Past: Minecraft Support, Gamepur, Insider Gaming

Portfolio: https://johnhansen.journoportfolio.com/

PRs, please contact johnhansen@gamesandwich.com
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We are just three followers away from 200 on Twitch! Consider checking out our streams, where we have a group stream every Tuesday and then break out into solo plays for the rest of the week. You might catch a moment like this.

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November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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"Moonlighter 2 carves out its own place in gaming, being a mix of a delightful shop-keeping simulator, with its newly added action rogue-like mechanics to differentiate itself from the gameplay of the original."

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Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault Early Access Review (PC):
The original Moonlighter was a delightful concept when I first played it. A charming indie game that mixed shopkeeping during
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November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
25 different PR emails during any given week:

"Here's a new roguelike deck-builder that is like Balatro, but if it was ____!"
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Why focus on new games when I can find new ways to talk about Breath of the Wild?
@johnhansen.bsky.social has gotten his first experience with the Zelda Notes companion app during a second playthrough of Breath of the Wild. While these apps are usually a waste of time, there is merit to this one, though it has a couple of down points.

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Zelda Notes in Breath of the Wild is a Nice but Flawed Tool
Following the release of the Nintendo Switch 2, I had a hankering to go back to The Legend of Zelda:
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November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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“Our talented team with its own human hands and brains and souls decided that all this shitty art made by a computer was good enough to go in our game” is not a good defense of using AI tools to generate assets.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I have such a sour opinion of the third act in E33 that I'm upset it's up for best narrative, even though I absolutely loved the first two acts lol
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Essentially all I've been playing the last week is Overwatch and Breath of the Wild. Just a reminder that 2016 and 2017 were all-time years and I'm not sure I'll ever get the high of those years again. So many absolute masterpieces.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I don't really get excited for movies anymore, but holy shit, I cannot wait for this movie. Very disappointing this is how we got our first looks at Link and Zelda, though.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm so tired of the only available writing work being crypto and casino-based.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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It doesn't look good for #BlackOps7. Some have labeled the campaign "abysmal dogshit," while others are saying it feels entirely AI-generated. @treyarch.com should be ashamed. Have they thought about taking a year off? 🤔
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Black Ops 7 Campaign Labeled as “Abysmal Dog*hit” by Community
Call of Duty Black Ops 7 has not had a great opening day, with many trashing the title online. Leading
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November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Call of Duty Black Ops 7 is now out, giving us the perfect chance to look back on our favorite moments in CoD Zombies history. Join @johnhansen.bsky.social and @seraphteran.bsky.social as we put our top 5 favorite Zombies maps up against each other.

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The Top 5 Best Call of Duty Zombies Maps of All Time! - Duel Lists
YouTube video by Game Sandwich
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November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Told myself I was only going to play 10 more minutes of Breath of the Wild.... three hours ago
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Looking for a new pixel-art Metroidvania with Souls-like elements? Gigasword provides that experience in a way that has a down point or two, but, overall, it delivers a rather solid time. Read @adamgumby.bsky.social's review below.

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Gigasword Review (Xbox): All About Balance
Metroidvanias and Souls-likes, two genres that a wide variety of games have built their foundations upon in recent years. That
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November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We sure are getting multiple PlayStation franchise games that aren't coming to PlayStation. Video games in 2025 are weird and dumb.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I've been playing Breath of the Wild again (this time on Master Mode), and yeah, this game is still amazing. I love this adventure so much.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Ubisoft is supposedly getting back into the online multiplayer space again, but is there any future where players actually take to whatever Project Scout ends up being?

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Ubisoft's leaked Project Scout is doomed to fail! - Community Kitchen
YouTube video by Game Sandwich
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November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It was heartbreaking to say no to some of my favorite video games of all time, but overall, I think Kev and I came up with a pretty good list. Check it out if you've got an hour of discussion in ya!
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My least favorite thing dealing with recruiters is when they send an email and a text asking you to approve something and then they call just to say the same thing before I have time to open my app. Like dude, give me a moment to think.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Goodnight Universe has a brilliant, engaging story filled with great character performances and engaging, though very few, gameplay sections. Check out @adamgumby.bsky.social's review below:

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Goodnight Universe Review (Xbox): Super Powered Baby Leads A Super Strong Narrative
A baby sporting telekinetic super powers. That premise alone grabbed my attention before starting Goodnight Universe. The promise of causing
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November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Pillsbury leak shows new looks at Mario and Yoshi, plus confirms Bowser Jr. and Rosalina's conservatory!
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Things went wrong in #RVThereYet with Kevin getting attacked by a bear. Join us on #Twitch for more hilarious streams!
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'd say I'm still a loser with no future because no one hates me more than me.
If I asked the person who disliked you the most 20 years ago for their opinion of you today, what would they say?
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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GTA 6 has been delayed once again, this time being pushed back six months amid union-busting allegations for "polish."

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Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed Again Amid Union-Busting Allegations, Now Releasing November 2026
Rockstar Games has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI once again, with the highly anticipated game now set to release on
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November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I really like The Outer Worlds 2, but the more I play, the more I'm just disappointed with the character building and RPG elements when it comes to your companions. There's many features I loved in the first game that just aren't here. Feels like they tried to over-streamline things and lost a bit
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Check out our let's play of the game to see why we came away from this not having a great time.

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Let's Play the Chicken Chicken Early Demo
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November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM