John Gjoni
@johngjoni.bsky.social
2025 has been all panic and no disco.
April 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
2025 has been all panic and no disco.
I am VHS tape years old.
April 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am VHS tape years old.
Ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
March 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
If my only choices are to go big or go home I’m going home. All my stuff is there and I’m tired.
March 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If my only choices are to go big or go home I’m going home. All my stuff is there and I’m tired.
If you had a land line phone growing up it’s time to take some ibuprofen for your back pain.
March 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you had a land line phone growing up it’s time to take some ibuprofen for your back pain.
Ever get a look at yourself in a self check out camera and it ruined your day for a little bit?
March 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Ever get a look at yourself in a self check out camera and it ruined your day for a little bit?
Me writing an email:
Please hesitate to reach out to me if you have further questions.
Please hesitate to reach out to me if you have further questions.
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Me writing an email:
Please hesitate to reach out to me if you have further questions.
Please hesitate to reach out to me if you have further questions.
Whoever decided that the weekend should only be two days is an asshole.
March 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Whoever decided that the weekend should only be two days is an asshole.
I could really go for an 18 hour nap.
March 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I could really go for an 18 hour nap.
My plan for the weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead.
March 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My plan for the weekend is to move just enough so that people don’t think I’m dead.
Spinning to get to my birth year on a website feels like I’m spinning the big wheel on The Price is Right.
March 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Spinning to get to my birth year on a website feels like I’m spinning the big wheel on The Price is Right.
I’m tired of creating new passwords.
March 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m tired of creating new passwords.
My super hero powers include forgetting people‘s names right after they tell me.
March 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My super hero powers include forgetting people‘s names right after they tell me.
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Nothing says 'cowbow' like studded wrist gauntlets and gloves #TerryTuesday
March 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Nothing says 'cowbow' like studded wrist gauntlets and gloves #TerryTuesday
My body is like an old phone battery that won’t charge past 20%.
March 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My body is like an old phone battery that won’t charge past 20%.
I’ve never had a single email find me well.
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’ve never had a single email find me well.
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Sidle up to the bar and enjoy #TerryTuesday
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sidle up to the bar and enjoy #TerryTuesday
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Two of the best of all time, no questions at this time #TerryTuesday
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Two of the best of all time, no questions at this time #TerryTuesday
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Even JR is shocked how much shit the Funker has on him #TerryTuesday
February 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Even JR is shocked how much shit the Funker has on him #TerryTuesday
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I think he should be released but only when he pays friends of mine the money he owes them. There I said it.
Rey Fenix Still Under AEW Contract, Waiting For Clarification
https://www.bodyslam.net/2025/02/08/rey-fenix-still-under-aew-contract-waiting-for-clarification/
https://www.bodyslam.net/2025/02/08/rey-fenix-still-under-aew-contract-waiting-for-clarification/
Rey Fenix Still Under AEW Contract, Waiting For Clarification
Rey Fenix is waiting. Rey Fenix’s AEW Contract Rey Fenix is a former TNT Champion, International Champion and Tag Team champion with his brother Penta in AEW as the ‘Lucha Bros’. Penta has now moved on and is now under contract with WWE, but Fenix is still with AEW. Despite this, we haven’t seen Fenix […]
www.bodyslam.net
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think he should be released but only when he pays friends of mine the money he owes them. There I said it.
Tony Chimel in the house.
November 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Tony Chimel in the house.
AR Fox v John Silver
November 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
AR Fox v John Silver