John Donmoyer
johndonmoyer.com
John Donmoyer
@johndonmoyer.com
design @deno.land 🦕 the #1 dinosaur themed javascript company
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Watched the "most dangerous LAN party" where some people ran a network cable across 2 cars while driving down the highway and wondering if that was any more dangerous than me as a teen going to LANs at the houses of rando adults I met on message boards www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCa...
The Most Dangerous Halo LAN Party – High Speed Highway Halo (2002)
YouTube video by Punny88
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January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I reeeeally miss the way notifications work in Android and had the hardest time adjusting to that. Other things were different but didn’t really affect my life once I got used to it. It’s been more than a year and still haven’t gotten used to the (worse) notifications.
January 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I did it when the 16 Pro came out after not having an iPhone since the iPhone 5s. The only standout pro for me has been not having to run to my iPad to answer FaceTime call.

Which, as the only android user in my family, has unfortunately bern worth giving up a better experience in everything else.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I also started doing this with podcasts where I have more than 3 unplayed episodes build up. As a checklist completionist I can't let those feeds ruin my life.
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
tfw your publicly traded energy company is about to remind you that they are a publicly traded energy company
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
On the plus side this Gemini for Home notification has been the final push I needed to continue my vendor neutral, non-cloud, smart home migration.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
in middle school this girl in my class told some kid "go eat an egg" and I still quote it to this day
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Putting the dril tweet into @monarchmoney.bsky.social's assistant looking for advice. It's been 3 minutes and the thing hasn't budged off "thinking" so I guess they aren't good at the economy
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
At a past job there were a handful of us who had built extensions to re-make SaaS apps we were forced to use like Confluence and Google Chat (the slack equivalent, not 1:1 chats) 😅
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
By default, Cincinnati is much more geared towards "elevated" bar food, sandwiches with a messy amount of sauce, and things with a lot of cheese on them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
As someone who browses as my main means of restaurant discovery, I imagine this is why I've had such a hard time finding the kind of places I typically eat at upon moving to Cincinnati ~4 years ago. I probably "fit" the algorithm a lot more in past cities like SF, Seattle, Chicago, Portland.
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you put "Waldorf" in front the price drops 95% but you gotta make it yourself.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hate that this is true but a way I've found to make shopping easier is to visit a brand I like then just go browse instagram for 15 minutes where a creepy advertising algorithm knows my preferences way too good and will just surface the things I actually wanted to see on the site I was just at.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
can't believe we're this far into the Web and shopping for clothes still looks like this
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
11k times the average listener, my power is only increasing
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We should try using Pierre for something at work! I’ve wanted to try it but haven’t had someone to collaborate with.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’ve gotten scammed on one Shopify store but somehow in 25 years zero scams from the Regular Web.
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I believed they’re referred to as “gardens” over there
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
*fortune 500 CEO voice*
guys come on please just get on
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
In this house we believe lfg means looking for group
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
people were so against selling out they'd even invite trumpeters and trombonists to play with their band to make their music even louder, ensuring their voice was heard
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I feel bad for people trying to launch a new business when one of your first five reviews is a one-star review because they think you're buying coffee from a local cult when in fact the local cult is actually a different coffee shop who also buys coffee from the same roaster 🤦
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fortunately I've switched the majority of my cameras to Ubiquiti by now but yikes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I like the part where it sends me an AI update about what it saw on my cameras and then I open the app and it asks me if I want to agree to start getting AI updates powered by gemini (that it is already giving me without my consent?)
Google says its confusing Gemini Home rollout is going just great
buff.ly
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM