Jay Parker
@johnbparker.bsky.social
Husband, father, Batman Stan, soccer fanatic. (C'mon you Spurs!)
@paramountnewsbr.bsky.social I’ll be honest, it was better without a commentator for the Tottenham match.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
@paramountnewsbr.bsky.social I’ll be honest, it was better without a commentator for the Tottenham match.
Hey @paramountplusbr.bsky.social pull your finger out and fix the commentary on the spurs game. It’s playing Olinpiakos
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hey @paramountplusbr.bsky.social pull your finger out and fix the commentary on the spurs game. It’s playing Olinpiakos
Since I’m sitting here with my thoughts, here’s my top five songs I’d use as my intro if I was a pro wrestler:
1) Club Foot - Kasabian
2) Tupelo - Nick Cave
3) Don’t Sit Down Because I’ve Moved Your Chair - Arctic Monkeys
4) Short Change sheep - The Heavy
5) Cell Therapy - Goodie Mobb.
1) Club Foot - Kasabian
2) Tupelo - Nick Cave
3) Don’t Sit Down Because I’ve Moved Your Chair - Arctic Monkeys
4) Short Change sheep - The Heavy
5) Cell Therapy - Goodie Mobb.
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Since I’m sitting here with my thoughts, here’s my top five songs I’d use as my intro if I was a pro wrestler:
1) Club Foot - Kasabian
2) Tupelo - Nick Cave
3) Don’t Sit Down Because I’ve Moved Your Chair - Arctic Monkeys
4) Short Change sheep - The Heavy
5) Cell Therapy - Goodie Mobb.
1) Club Foot - Kasabian
2) Tupelo - Nick Cave
3) Don’t Sit Down Because I’ve Moved Your Chair - Arctic Monkeys
4) Short Change sheep - The Heavy
5) Cell Therapy - Goodie Mobb.
I’m seeing a lot of discussion about the goals being deflected in as if that’s a bad thing. A goal is a goal folks! They got into the position to score, and yeah the deflection may have helped but it still went in. Honestly I don’t care if it bounced off someones face to score if we win. #COYS!
October 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’m seeing a lot of discussion about the goals being deflected in as if that’s a bad thing. A goal is a goal folks! They got into the position to score, and yeah the deflection may have helped but it still went in. Honestly I don’t care if it bounced off someones face to score if we win. #COYS!
Honest goodness, it’s so tiring being a Tottenham fan listening to other Tottenham fans. Whinge whinge whinge! “Levy, do something!” Levy does something. “Not that!” I am no defender of Levy but damn folks!
September 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Honest goodness, it’s so tiring being a Tottenham fan listening to other Tottenham fans. Whinge whinge whinge! “Levy, do something!” Levy does something. “Not that!” I am no defender of Levy but damn folks!
Suggestion for @tottenhamhotspur.com : the stadium needs to be The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium at White Hart Lane. Marry the old and the new, and everyone still calls it the lane anyways. It’s a small thing, like you’re doing with returning Bill’s Nic’s gates, that’d be good for the soul of the club.
July 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Suggestion for @tottenhamhotspur.com : the stadium needs to be The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium at White Hart Lane. Marry the old and the new, and everyone still calls it the lane anyways. It’s a small thing, like you’re doing with returning Bill’s Nic’s gates, that’d be good for the soul of the club.
Amazing watching the goal posts move after Tottenham wins. “It doesn’t count because the big teams weren’t in it.” “Don’t deserve champions league because of league position.” “Go celebrate that 2nd rate cup.” They just can’t stand that their punching bag punched back and can’t joke anymore. #COYS
May 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Amazing watching the goal posts move after Tottenham wins. “It doesn’t count because the big teams weren’t in it.” “Don’t deserve champions league because of league position.” “Go celebrate that 2nd rate cup.” They just can’t stand that their punching bag punched back and can’t joke anymore. #COYS
If Spurs win tomorrow night, I want Ange to walk into the post-game presser like Apollo Creed in Rocky III, but wearing trousers that are part Greek Flag and part Australian flag while “Land Down Under” plays over the loudspeaker and then gives them hell. #COYS
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If Spurs win tomorrow night, I want Ange to walk into the post-game presser like Apollo Creed in Rocky III, but wearing trousers that are part Greek Flag and part Australian flag while “Land Down Under” plays over the loudspeaker and then gives them hell. #COYS
Not a great flowing game, but we got through with no injuries, and get to rest most of the first team for Thursday. Tel and Odebert look good and I liked the Moore cameo. Should’ve scored more, but honestly okay with a point. Onwards to Thursday! #COYS!
May 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not a great flowing game, but we got through with no injuries, and get to rest most of the first team for Thursday. Tel and Odebert look good and I liked the Moore cameo. Should’ve scored more, but honestly okay with a point. Onwards to Thursday! #COYS!
Underrated band that should’ve gotten more attention: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster. Psychosis Safari, Mister Mental and So Long Goodnight are all SO good! Probably didn’t because of how long the name is.
May 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Underrated band that should’ve gotten more attention: The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster. Psychosis Safari, Mister Mental and So Long Goodnight are all SO good! Probably didn’t because of how long the name is.
#mypremierleaguemornings hey NBC, how about we actually show the game instead of all the people in the stands? We’re missing a bunch of the match showing former Liverpool players in the stands.
April 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#mypremierleaguemornings hey NBC, how about we actually show the game instead of all the people in the stands? We’re missing a bunch of the match showing former Liverpool players in the stands.
People have been asking me how I’m doing recently. I answer like my grandpa used to: Upright and above room temperature. That about sums it up.
February 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
People have been asking me how I’m doing recently. I answer like my grandpa used to: Upright and above room temperature. That about sums it up.
While I’m pretty happy with Tel and Danso, we need another CB. Have we thought of recalling Ashley Phillips? I mean we’ve got a bunch of other youngsters out there, why not bring him back and give him a shot? Lean into the Tottenham Tots tag! #COYS
February 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
While I’m pretty happy with Tel and Danso, we need another CB. Have we thought of recalling Ashley Phillips? I mean we’ve got a bunch of other youngsters out there, why not bring him back and give him a shot? Lean into the Tottenham Tots tag! #COYS
Saw someone refer to the academy players from last night as the Tottenham Tots, and I think that's a great name that should be embraced. They already know how to play together from U21, so get them some more minutes in the PL and FA Cup and see what they can do! #COYS
January 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Saw someone refer to the academy players from last night as the Tottenham Tots, and I think that's a great name that should be embraced. They already know how to play together from U21, so get them some more minutes in the PL and FA Cup and see what they can do! #COYS
So, I've had this idea for a book that actually would work better as a screen play. Does anyone have any tips on getting started writing it? Just want to get it out of my head and onto paper, as it's been bothering me for years. Thanks!
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So, I've had this idea for a book that actually would work better as a screen play. Does anyone have any tips on getting started writing it? Just want to get it out of my head and onto paper, as it's been bothering me for years. Thanks!
The problem is the chairman isn’t supporting the team. How have we not bought anyone to help out! Levy get off your ass and do something!
January 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The problem is the chairman isn’t supporting the team. How have we not bought anyone to help out! Levy get off your ass and do something!
While I wasn't thrilled with the Tottenham game, we won. So we move forward to Wednesday and the NLD. Hopefully we really take it to them and get a result. COYS!
January 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
While I wasn't thrilled with the Tottenham game, we won. So we move forward to Wednesday and the NLD. Hopefully we really take it to them and get a result. COYS!
Injuries continue to be a problem. We just need to play through and hopefully the results will come along. But we need to add to the squad. Austin played well today I think and should be given the shirt until Vicario returns.
January 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Injuries continue to be a problem. We just need to play through and hopefully the results will come along. But we need to add to the squad. Austin played well today I think and should be given the shirt until Vicario returns.
So apparently you’re allowed to block a pass with your hands now!?! What crap
January 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
So apparently you’re allowed to block a pass with your hands now!?! What crap
We can’t just win easy can we? But we saw it through and that’s what matters most. On to the semi-finals! COYS!
December 19, 2024 at 11:04 PM
We can’t just win easy can we? But we saw it through and that’s what matters most. On to the semi-finals! COYS!
I was asked why I have the Tag Heuer Monaco Gulf on my wish list. There are two reasons for it:
1) It's a WISH LIST. As my grail watch, of course, I'm going to wish for it. Ain't happening, but I like looking at it.
2) The price makes other things look cheaper by comparison.
The more you know!
1) It's a WISH LIST. As my grail watch, of course, I'm going to wish for it. Ain't happening, but I like looking at it.
2) The price makes other things look cheaper by comparison.
The more you know!
December 3, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I was asked why I have the Tag Heuer Monaco Gulf on my wish list. There are two reasons for it:
1) It's a WISH LIST. As my grail watch, of course, I'm going to wish for it. Ain't happening, but I like looking at it.
2) The price makes other things look cheaper by comparison.
The more you know!
1) It's a WISH LIST. As my grail watch, of course, I'm going to wish for it. Ain't happening, but I like looking at it.
2) The price makes other things look cheaper by comparison.
The more you know!
So I became a Tottenham fan in 2003, when I lived in London. The very first Premier league stadium I visited was White Hart Lane for a pre-season friendly between Tottenham and PSV. While they lost, I found a connection I didn't when I went to Anfield. Haven't looked back. COYS!
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
So I became a Tottenham fan in 2003, when I lived in London. The very first Premier league stadium I visited was White Hart Lane for a pre-season friendly between Tottenham and PSV. While they lost, I found a connection I didn't when I went to Anfield. Haven't looked back. COYS!
So, I know this is idiotic posting this, but looking for some pointers on screenwriting. I have an idea, but difficulty putting it onto the page. Any suggestions?
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 PM
So, I know this is idiotic posting this, but looking for some pointers on screenwriting. I have an idea, but difficulty putting it onto the page. Any suggestions?