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john noob
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thanks for coming by 🤝
accidentally stirred my coffee with a spoon that i used to scrape the seeds out of a jalapeño last night.

the coffee was delicious and spicy, am i onto something here ?🤔
August 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
damn i love minecraft season
it’s time…
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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what’s good bluesky

my name’s brandon but i also go by kinjiro.

i draw weird vibrant abominations. looking for other cool artists/people in general!

looking forward to getting to know yall 🤙
January 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
blue sky ? I sure hope it is
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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Love to "drain the swamp" by making...

- A tobacco and mining lobbyist Chief of Staff
- An Iraq War hawk Secretary of State
- A Qatar and Amazon lobbyist Attorney General
- A billionaire Wall St CEO Commerce Secretary
- A billionaire hedge fund manager Treasury Secretary
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 PM
something that really irks me is when a customer support line has you on hold, and the hold music actually slaps, yet they choose to interrupt it every 15 seconds just to say "your call is important to us, please continue to hold"
November 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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*time traveler at liquor store*

cashier: just the beers? that'll be 21.54

time traveler: great year
November 19, 2024 at 9:12 PM
this game is so unbelievably chill
November 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
are scam messages getting more devious? or did i just get looped in someone else's familial drama?
November 12, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Started up Tears of the Kingdom right after beating BotW last week. It feels like i only had the master sword for a total of 10 mins before it got destroyed. Guess i'll combine a stick and a rock ?
a video game character with a blue shirt and a blue sword
ALT: a video game character with a blue shirt and a blue sword
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November 12, 2024 at 12:43 AM
internet has been out for 12 hours. exhausted every troubleshooting option I could. technician can’t come out until tomorrow. i’ve never felt more useless 🙃
November 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
5pm darkness hitting extra hard today 😩
November 7, 2024 at 1:05 AM
good day to put some paper in a box I feel
November 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
anything important going on today?
November 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
it was a good run
October 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
primary colors… i just think they’re neat
October 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
gonna start pronouncing bluesky like it rhymes with "brewski"

let me know
October 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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i made a team neat dude feed on here where you can keep up with everyones posts! still workin on it and adding members so hopefully it doesnt break bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I’ve never typed STOP so quickly in my life
October 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
maybe I never followed/engaged with enough people and posts, but on Threads, the only stuff I’d ever see were vague questions and generic bait posts from people who I didn’t even follow.

so far my feed on here is full of posts from accounts I follow, how refreshing !🤩
October 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
new platform I’ll never post on just dropped!! I hope this one sticks!
October 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM