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Johan P
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Nokså vanlig fyr. Han/ham.
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timothysnyder.bsky.social
The third paragraph reads as if the Russians wrote it. Maybe they did. In any event, it is an atrociously big lie; 1984-grade, as Aaron Rupar rightly says.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
War is peace. Russia is fully committed to peace in Ukraine.
Over the last two days in Florida, the Russian Special Envoy Kirill Dmitriev held productive and constructive meetings with the American delegation to advance President Trump’s peace plan on Ukraine. The American delegation included Special Envoy Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, and White House staff member Josh Gruenbaum. Russia remains fully committed to achieving peace in Ukraine. Russia highly values the efforts and support of the United States to resolve the Ukrainian conflict and re-establish global security.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
johanp.bsky.social
Jeg klarer ikke tolke dette annerledes enn at Vedum innrømmer et av hovedargumentene for at Norge bør ha en plan for utfasing av oljen: Oljeinntektene tar slutt snart enten vi vil eller ei.

Men for Vedum er det en grunn til å ikke planlegge for utfasingen.

www.vg.no/nyheter/i/43...
– Vi pumper opp en ikke-fornybar ressurs over en kort periode, over noen tiår, og setter pengene på bok – i Oljefondet, som fremtidige generasjoner skal få nyte godt av. Det ser jeg på som en kontrakt vi ikke kan bryte. Hvis vi stanser leting og utvinning av olje og gass, så brytes den kontrakten. Det vil jeg ikke være med på: – Det har vi ikke rett til å gjøre. Det er så kort tid i vår historie at vi har disse inntektene, som forvaltes innenfor visse etiske rammer.
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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joniaskola.bsky.social
Russia not only banned all American social media platforms, but also fined them several times, including a two-undecillion-rouble fine against Google for restricting Russian state media channels on YouTube.

Stop lying!
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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aliesbati.bsky.social
Han bombade alltså Nigeria som ett slags personligt julfirande.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d
The malignant narcissist can’t stand America trying to have a peaceful Christmas without him.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
johanp.bsky.social
En statsleder bruker en religiøs høytid som påskudd til et militært angrep på folk han definerer som fiender av troende.

Vil hans trosfeller i Norge mene noe om hvordan dette stemmer med høytidens budskap?

Neppe.
brandonfriedman.bsky.social Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 1d
This is literally a holiday-themed missile strike. It is as insane as it sounds and should be front-page news.
@realDonaldTrump on Truth Social: Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries! I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Under my leadership, our Country will not allow Radical Islamic Terrorism to prosper. May God Bless our Military, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues. DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Dec 25, 2025, 4:59 PM
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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doremus-schafer.bsky.social
I know people say this a lot, but we are SO cooked. 🤦‍♂️🤯😬

(Footnotes in alt-text, detailing how Google AI results straight-up hallucinates egregious errors in response to a very simple question.)
Google AI result for "did Eisenhower attend Nixon's first inauguration", which unprompted and needlessly (and entirely wrongly) states that Eisenhower was the outgoing President and that Nixon went directly from being Ike's VP to the presidency, omitting Kennedy and LBJs presidencies..
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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sarahkendzior.bsky.social
The court document below is NOT new. I reprinted it in my 2020 book HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT when discussing Trump's history with Epstein. Others also covered it. It was publicly available. Garland of course knew too and protected Trump. And Dems protected and defended Garland. Why pretend otherwise?
pamkeithdc.bsky.social Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 2d
Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS,

and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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kthftw.bsky.social
En av disse bjellesau-påstandene i media som pipler opp innimellom er DnK sin nedgang fordi kirken er for woke og damer i kirken og diverse andre vibes-påstander. Her har noen sett på fakta, og nyansert bildet/tilbakevist alle påstandene.

God jul 🎄
www.aftenposten.no/meninger/deb...
Det er ingen åndelige gjennombrudd, men stadig sekularisering i Norge
Hvis vi først skal snakke om en «vekkelse», er det snarere den ikke-religiøse som fortjener betegnelsen.
www.aftenposten.no
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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magnusforsberg.no
Her kommer den moralistiske venstresiden (meg) og påstår at det er dumt når Arbeiderpartiet sier én ting og gjør noe helt annet. Skriver i @dagsavisen.bsky.social i dag om små og store løftebrudd fra et stadig mer maktarrogant Arbeiderparti.

Lik og del og god jul!
Løgner, forbannede løgner og rammen rundt all politikk
Ikke piss meg i øret og si at det regner.
www.dagsavisen.no
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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doremus-schafer.bsky.social
Det er relativt få* fenomener i den politiske debatten som irriterer meg mer enn folk (særlig, men ikke bare, fra Arbeiderpartiet) som bruker så mye spalteplass på å forklare hva politikere _burde_ si i debatten at de ikke har noe plass igjen til å faktisk _si_ disse tingene i debatten.

*dvs. mange
trulsgulowsen.bsky.social Truls Gulowsen @trulsgulowsen.bsky.social · 3d
Lure på om Brennas ide om klimapolitikk er å kutte utslipp og omstille samfunnet, og om hun har ideer til hvordan det kan oppnås som hun vil dele med oss, eller om hun tror det egentlig dreier seg om å gjøre ingenting og kopiere talepunkt fra Sp og FrP? klassekampen.no/artikkel/202...
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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sist.bsky.social
Vet ikke om dette faktisk er sant, vet ikke hvor mye det evt er, men dette er en klassiker hvis du er:

1. Idiot

2. Gjør det mer vilje

Få andre alternativer.
danhon.com Dan Hon @danhon.com · 3d
OH MY GOD THEY DID
danhon.com Dan Hon @danhon.com · 6d
Oh did they do that thing where they're just another layer in the PDF.
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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phrichards.ca
Neighbourhood child who drew this, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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elyon113.bsky.social
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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kilstihals.bsky.social
Herregud for noe gubbing.

For det første er det brukt rundt 3,2 milliarder på investering og drift i sykkelsatsningen, ikke 11 milliarder. Det viser evalueringsrapporten fra Ernst & Young som ellers brukes flittig.

www.estatenyheter.no/magasin/byro...
Byrøkter Erling Fossen: Men bilen var ikke død
Hvordan skape mer byliv der bilen også har en plass?
www.estatenyheter.no
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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snoen.bsky.social
Ja, hvem var det egentlig som startet den sovjetiske invasjonen av Ungarn i 1956? Den hadde jo ikke blitt noe av dersom reformkommunistene ikke hadde provosert så fælt.
politico.eu POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 6d
Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán yesterday questioned who began the Russia-Ukraine war and criticized Western leaders for supporting Kyiv.
Orbán says unsure who started Russia-Ukraine war
The Hungarian leader has opted out of an EU agreement to borrow €90 billion to aid Kyiv.
www.politico.eu
December 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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ketanjoshi.co
Oh I was also reminded of a thread I had on Twitter before the website was deleted - Norwegian Brown Cheese flavoured overnight rule - an absolute buffet, complete with the type of cartoons you'd find in a shitass right-wing rag but in Norway are on a gov't website

www.sodir.no/en/whats-new...
What if oil disappeared tomorrow? Rune Solheim (text) and Egil Bjørøen (illustrations) Mineral oil is an energy-intensive and versatile liquid which humans have been exploiting on a large scale since the 1850s. After 170 years, many are calling for its production to cease completely. The question is what would happen then. a jank ass cartoon of a guy freezing in the cold at night saying 'siri!! how do you lighta fire......siri!!!' another visually hideous cartoon of someone saying 'won't be getting any coffee before next week. the horse is ill'. Norway has the highest proportion of non-oil-using cars on the entire fucken planet
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
johanp.bsky.social
«Vi har fokus på innovasjon, ikke på å følge regler» er et skikkelig godt svar, altså. Få med noe om at «vi har lært» og «bidra til vekst» også så har kommunikasjonseksperten fortjent honoraret sitt.
– Når det gjelder billedbruk så vel som en rekke andre forhold har selskapet lært mye denne høsten. Som et SMB-selskap med fokus på innovativ utvikling i forsvarsindustrien gleder vi oss til å ta med oss læringen fremover – for å bidra til vekst i årene som kommer
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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eivind1984.bsky.social
USA nå er som Russland for tjue år siden. Formelt sett har de fortsatt ytringsfrihet. Men i praksis bestemmer regimet mer og mer av hva som får og ikke får komme på lufta.
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 5d
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
News Team, Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier. I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity. Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one. We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed to kill the story. If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient. If the standard for airing a story becomes "the government must agree to be interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast. We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state. These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless. CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones. We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it. When it fails to air without a credible explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet. I care too much about this broadcast to watch it be dismantled without a fight. Sharyn
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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jonblund02.bsky.social
Stortingets manglende evne – og vilje – til å sikre fellesskapet inntekter fra havbruket fremstår som en historisk flause. Kontrasten til den langsiktige og ansvarlige forvaltningen av oljerikdommen er slående. www.aftenposten.no/norge/i/wrPP...
Anslo 3,7 milliarder kroner fra lakseskatten. Fasiten i fjor: 468 millioner.
Regjeringen ser lite til milliardene de skulle få fra den nye lakseskatten.
www.aftenposten.no
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
johanp.bsky.social
Ordbøkene plasserer dagsaktuelle ord på forsiden.

Så kan vi spekulere på om valget av ord på hhv bokmål og nynorsk sier noe om målbrukernes forhold til juleforberedelser.
Skjermbilde fra ordbøkene.no Smakebit fra bokmålsordboka: Julestri substantiv hankjønn eller hunkjønn strev og travelhet før jul; julesjau. Eksempel: være i full sving med julestria Smakebit fra nynorskordboka: julefred, jolefred substantiv hankjønn fred og ro i jula. Døme: la julefreden senke seg
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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ketanjoshi.co
Extremely evocative of stealing jpgs from the NFT people
arif.bsky.social Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 6d
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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stfisherhoyrem.bsky.social
Vet du hvorfor? Fordi komputerende maskiner ikke kan utøve skjønn. Fordi de ikke kan forholde seg kreativt og konstruktivt til unntak. Fordi de ikke kan innovere nye handlinger i situasjoner med lite data. Fordi det å kjøre bil involverer mer enn syn, hørsel, og regelrytteri.
missionlocal.org Mission Local @missionlocal.org · 5d
Waymo has halted service in San Francisco after numerous videos & images showed its autonomous cars snarling traffic during the blackout.

With traffic lights down, Waymos across the city stopped dead in their tracks at intersections.

missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...
Waymo halts service during massive S.F. blackout after causing traffic jams
Waymo stopped its service across San Francisco on Saturday after numerous autonomous vehicles caused traffic jams in the city.
missionlocal.org
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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jonblund02.bsky.social
Ingen substans i Bech Holtes påstander. www.dn.no/kommentar/ma...
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM