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✨Jomi✨
@jofig92.bsky.social
33 | He/They | SEA
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Mark your calendars, besties — our biggest sale of the year is here!

🗓️ Nov 28–Dec 1
✨ 30% OFF storewide (yes, everything!)
💸 Discount automatically applied at checkout

We’re restocking ALL of your favorite fragrances plus dropping a brand-new holiday scent that’s sure to make the yuletide gay!
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Took my bestie @jofig92.bsky.social out to a drag show for his birthday! 🥳💃🏼
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me as a therapist: Have you tried *not* doing that? Just curious 🤔
Me as a therapist: Wanna do some mushrooms and unpack that shit?
Me as a therapist: <groan> I quit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
So I made it to 33 — what are we doing to celebrate? 🥳
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One last meal before heading back to Seattle. Portland was cute 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The vibes at Luc Lac in Portland were immaculate, and my phở was FILLED with tendon and tripe
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
And Part 2 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is done! Turns out I’m probably a super taster, so that’s fun! They gave us all this ice cream and an ice cream sandwich within 45 minutes. Pray for my insides 🫠
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Part 1 of the Tillamook Factory Adventures is complete! Now it’s nap time in the car until it’s time for the ice cream experience 😍
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m a lightweight again lmao. Time to soak in the tub and sober up a bit.
Kumfetti Faleb GIF
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November 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Badlands is cute! Let’s see where the night takes us 🥳
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So this room is probably the size of my old apartment…May the Portland Birthday Adventures begin! 😍
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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you’re a L-EYE-R and a M-AH-LIH-SHUS, DES-PICK-UH-BUHL PERH-SEHN.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I need King County Elections to update their election results. The suspense is killing me.
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Lots of good news tonight across the country. Hopefully Seattle does the right thing too 🥹
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Cutwaters: do they actually mess you up or is the internet exaggerating? 👀
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Hey.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Soup! Soup!! SOUP!!!
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Toaster Strudel is both a delicious treat and an aspirational goal 💖
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Sorry, this package isn't eligible for a claim since it wasn't purchased with insurance."

I hate it here 😡
USPS: We delivered your package!

Parcel Pending: You got a package! Here’s the access code to the locker!

The Locker:
October 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I was getting so cocky at Clair Obscur with Maelle singlehandedly destroying everything…

…then I met Simon and was immediately humbled 🫠
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s Fat Cock Friday ✨

Gobble gobble 😏
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
First hot pot of the season 👁️🫦👁️
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I can’t stand when I’m at work and they actually want me to work
October 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Y’all, I pay too much rent for my bedroom window to *literally* come off the hinges. This is ridiculous 🙄
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
PDX bloomfs — I’m thinking of visiting next month for my birthday. Any recommendations of things to do while I’m there? 👀
October 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM