Corey Thee Tarnished
@itscoreytm.bsky.social
Video games, books, politics, horror. Talk to me about nerdy stuff
Corey || 33 || Chicago
Corey || 33 || Chicago
Call me old fashioned, but taking a dick pic while sitting on the toilet is criminal
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Call me old fashioned, but taking a dick pic while sitting on the toilet is criminal
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
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January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
I’m finally done with Invisalign, so now I don’t have to warn people about the little bumps on my teeth when we make out
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I’m finally done with Invisalign, so now I don’t have to warn people about the little bumps on my teeth when we make out
Pro tip: The preacher curl bench is like a push up bra for your arms
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Pro tip: The preacher curl bench is like a push up bra for your arms
Had to go to the gym a couple hours early today, but so did my gym crush apparently 😃
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Had to go to the gym a couple hours early today, but so did my gym crush apparently 😃
I’m tired of Heated Rivalry discourse
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’m tired of Heated Rivalry discourse
I sneezed and this was the look she gave me
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I sneezed and this was the look she gave me
Empty cups.
Please. Just put some water in them. PLEASE.
Please. Just put some water in them. PLEASE.
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Empty cups.
Please. Just put some water in them. PLEASE.
Please. Just put some water in them. PLEASE.
First run of a new year and a new training block done! ✅
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
First run of a new year and a new training block done! ✅
A huge pet peeve of mine on dating apps are when people put “It feels like I’m the only one looking for a monogamous relationship 🤦♂️”
Too many of you have this in your profile for you to actually feel this way.
Too many of you have this in your profile for you to actually feel this way.
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
A huge pet peeve of mine on dating apps are when people put “It feels like I’m the only one looking for a monogamous relationship 🤦♂️”
Too many of you have this in your profile for you to actually feel this way.
Too many of you have this in your profile for you to actually feel this way.
My Apple Watch wasn’t recording my workout, so basically it didn’t happen
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
My Apple Watch wasn’t recording my workout, so basically it didn’t happen
Darlene is so hot
January 5, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Darlene is so hot
Too many of us go to Cheetah to not be friends
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Too many of us go to Cheetah to not be friends
Some games I’m planning to stream in the near future. I’m excited to expand the types of games I play this year 😃
January 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Some games I’m planning to stream in the near future. I’m excited to expand the types of games I play this year 😃
Look, I enjoy the MCU.
But the more I try to engage with and analyze media, the more I blame it for everything I dislike it modern writing.
But the more I try to engage with and analyze media, the more I blame it for everything I dislike it modern writing.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Look, I enjoy the MCU.
But the more I try to engage with and analyze media, the more I blame it for everything I dislike it modern writing.
But the more I try to engage with and analyze media, the more I blame it for everything I dislike it modern writing.
Ending the year on twitch, come join! We’ll be bidding 2025 farewell, looking forward to 2026, and starting Silent Hill f!
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Ending the year on twitch, come join! We’ll be bidding 2025 farewell, looking forward to 2026, and starting Silent Hill f!
My favorite games of the year
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My favorite games of the year
Merry Christmas to me, will be streaming this in the new year
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Merry Christmas to me, will be streaming this in the new year
My manager scheduled a 1:1… at noon on Christmas Eve….. and has a ton of shit on the agenda….
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My manager scheduled a 1:1… at noon on Christmas Eve….. and has a ton of shit on the agenda….
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january 2025: this will be my year!!
december 2025:
december 2025:
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
january 2025: this will be my year!!
december 2025:
december 2025:
I really am trying to work today, but Xfinity has other plans apparently
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I really am trying to work today, but Xfinity has other plans apparently
It’s okay to think Expedition 33 is an amazing game AND be disappointed they used genAI
People are capable of complex feelings. Conflicting feelings even
People are capable of complex feelings. Conflicting feelings even
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s okay to think Expedition 33 is an amazing game AND be disappointed they used genAI
People are capable of complex feelings. Conflicting feelings even
People are capable of complex feelings. Conflicting feelings even
Ever since Heated Rivalry started, it has been impossible to get on the hip abductor machine
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ever since Heated Rivalry started, it has been impossible to get on the hip abductor machine
The dirty mirror is a feature
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The dirty mirror is a feature
My date accidentally showing off most of his dick in the bar wasn’t something I expected. But I can’t say I was disappointed it happened
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My date accidentally showing off most of his dick in the bar wasn’t something I expected. But I can’t say I was disappointed it happened