Joey
@joeyisme.bsky.social
She/her. PC gamer (DBD, Bethesda, horror), paranormal enthusiast, synthwave listener.
Proud of oor Gazz 🥰
So I did an important thing worth talking about. Saved a young girl from making an irreversible decision in a tragic moment of her life by talking to her. She didn’t speak much but after a while she allowed me to hold her hand and it went from there.
August 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Proud of oor Gazz 🥰
People playing The Ghoul on DBD are utterly joyless. Lowest point of the game so far.
April 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
People playing The Ghoul on DBD are utterly joyless. Lowest point of the game so far.
Taking applications for friends to send memes to and chat during the day and stuff. Bonus if you hate wine.
April 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Taking applications for friends to send memes to and chat during the day and stuff. Bonus if you hate wine.
Nice tributes to Jeff Minter (Jen Minter) and Makato Kano (DCI Kano) in Black Mirror episode 4 of the new series 👍🏻 🦙 Sometimes my useless knowledge comes in handy for Easter Eggs!
April 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nice tributes to Jeff Minter (Jen Minter) and Makato Kano (DCI Kano) in Black Mirror episode 4 of the new series 👍🏻 🦙 Sometimes my useless knowledge comes in handy for Easter Eggs!
I’m thinking of bringing a chair to my garage solely for the purpose of waiting for late Facebook Marketplace buyers. Jeez Louise. I’d say 1/10 they’re on time.
April 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m thinking of bringing a chair to my garage solely for the purpose of waiting for late Facebook Marketplace buyers. Jeez Louise. I’d say 1/10 they’re on time.
Ok I’m gonna need someone rich to get me the Switch 2. Looks utterly nuts.
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ok I’m gonna need someone rich to get me the Switch 2. Looks utterly nuts.
Only 1/3 into the Midnight Library and I was struck by how much I related to Nora. Uncanny valley for sure.
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Only 1/3 into the Midnight Library and I was struck by how much I related to Nora. Uncanny valley for sure.
Viola’s Room has almost the same soundtrack as Yellowjackets and is focused on teenage girls believing in magical forest gods in 1994. Huh. Maybe Viola was one of those randos you see in the background.
April 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Viola’s Room has almost the same soundtrack as Yellowjackets and is focused on teenage girls believing in magical forest gods in 1994. Huh. Maybe Viola was one of those randos you see in the background.
When you’re trying to find out some info on google and end up on a Lad Bible article written by a friend in 2022 (no not Red Dwarf or anything remotely related). I’m telling you this world gets smaller and smaller.
March 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When you’re trying to find out some info on google and end up on a Lad Bible article written by a friend in 2022 (no not Red Dwarf or anything remotely related). I’m telling you this world gets smaller and smaller.
The Vinted ad that says “Spelling fees” instead of “Selling fees” is the equivalent of those c*nts on TikTok who put paint smudges on their faces to get more views and comments.
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Vinted ad that says “Spelling fees” instead of “Selling fees” is the equivalent of those c*nts on TikTok who put paint smudges on their faces to get more views and comments.
Oh please be serious 😂 This year is a joke (disclaimer: I do agree Austria is the best but the rest of this top 10 is laughable).
March 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Oh please be serious 😂 This year is a joke (disclaimer: I do agree Austria is the best but the rest of this top 10 is laughable).
Yellowjackets is deteriorating and I’m so sad. Young Shauna is a nasty, evil, abhorrent piece of work. The show is very mean spirited now.
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yellowjackets is deteriorating and I’m so sad. Young Shauna is a nasty, evil, abhorrent piece of work. The show is very mean spirited now.
I have never seen a Eurovision year as completely, totally, UNHINGED as this one. Yes, I just saw Australia’s entry. No I’ll not be commenting further.
February 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I have never seen a Eurovision year as completely, totally, UNHINGED as this one. Yes, I just saw Australia’s entry. No I’ll not be commenting further.
Just did my first killer 2v8 (Susie) at RPD with some random pretending to be JRM (Wesker). 5k! Not bad.
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just did my first killer 2v8 (Susie) at RPD with some random pretending to be JRM (Wesker). 5k! Not bad.
Don’t get me wrong I LOVE the winter and I hate being hot/the summer. But this season has been so cold I can’t get it out of my bones, even with a heated throw on max. It’s not a complaint, it’s an observation. Summer still sucks.
February 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Don’t get me wrong I LOVE the winter and I hate being hot/the summer. But this season has been so cold I can’t get it out of my bones, even with a heated throw on max. It’s not a complaint, it’s an observation. Summer still sucks.
Reminder that it’s Presidents’ Day, please leave out some milk and cookies for Bill Clinton tonight.
February 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reminder that it’s Presidents’ Day, please leave out some milk and cookies for Bill Clinton tonight.
God The Masked Singer is a painful experience, I can’t stand seeing Davina’s armpits all the time and the cringe faces they all pull singing along. And it’s won by a random unknown reality tv contestant from 20 years ago over a soul legend? Give over.
February 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
God The Masked Singer is a painful experience, I can’t stand seeing Davina’s armpits all the time and the cringe faces they all pull singing along. And it’s won by a random unknown reality tv contestant from 20 years ago over a soul legend? Give over.
Now clearly wasn’t the time to return to Pokémon Go. You definitely need friends for it. I’m stuck with this giant pink caterpillar in my flat because I can’t fight it. Uninstalling.
February 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Now clearly wasn’t the time to return to Pokémon Go. You definitely need friends for it. I’m stuck with this giant pink caterpillar in my flat because I can’t fight it. Uninstalling.
I’ve used fb marketplace for years and I can confidently say that 90% of buyers are either scammers, bots, men who want to lowball me, time wasters (don’t turn up), just ask “is it available”, & people who give me less cash than agreed then run off (that’s happened more times than I care to count).
February 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’ve used fb marketplace for years and I can confidently say that 90% of buyers are either scammers, bots, men who want to lowball me, time wasters (don’t turn up), just ask “is it available”, & people who give me less cash than agreed then run off (that’s happened more times than I care to count).
Well that was a disappointment all round. Minah or Alexander 100% deserved to win.
January 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well that was a disappointment all round. Minah or Alexander 100% deserved to win.
The last time I saw a female friend was over a year ago. It was Caz’s birthday December 2023.
January 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The last time I saw a female friend was over a year ago. It was Caz’s birthday December 2023.
As everything is angry making atm, I’m sharing a plant pot I printed and painted by myself. Shoved a flailing plant inside. It’s alright innit.
January 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
As everything is angry making atm, I’m sharing a plant pot I printed and painted by myself. Shoved a flailing plant inside. It’s alright innit.
I’m obviously yet to hit middle age white woman status as I haven’t a clue what the fuck Onyx Storm is.
January 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m obviously yet to hit middle age white woman status as I haven’t a clue what the fuck Onyx Storm is.
What the heck IS that wood pigeon sound on the 11 turkeys Taylor Swift song? I feel like I’m a fever dream and my car’s breaking down every time it comes on the radio.
January 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What the heck IS that wood pigeon sound on the 11 turkeys Taylor Swift song? I feel like I’m a fever dream and my car’s breaking down every time it comes on the radio.
It’s not my favourite at UMK though. If you’re asking, it’s Goldielocks. Eurovision still sucks until the EBU do the right thing and I’m hate following from afar.
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s not my favourite at UMK though. If you’re asking, it’s Goldielocks. Eurovision still sucks until the EBU do the right thing and I’m hate following from afar.