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Joe Philli
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Runner. C#. Daddy. He/Him
The interesting thing about Sandal's resorts is that you're required to wear closed-toe shoes to their nice restaurants
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ok so hear me out... send Survivor contestants to Love Island and vice versa
July 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m honestly just glad that we’re diluting the use of the word “token” at this point
June 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
@marcoarment.bsky.social UI question for you. If I'm on the overcast main screen with nothing playing, what's the proper place to go to start playing the next podcast, then have it play the one after automatically? I'm never sure and I somehow end up in the Download screen every time
June 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
They should make an x-men that are realistic mutations like enjoying the taste of cilantro
May 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
How long before MAGA brings back indoor restaurant smoking?
May 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"If you pull the right strings, a puppet will dance any way you desire"
April 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@jenmsft.bsky.social I just taught an entire dentist office how to use emojis in windows
April 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So I’d say daylight saving time is going pretty well with my 5 year olds if you ignore the bedtime meltdowns
March 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"FOLLOW THE SCIENCE!"

*cancels all the science*
March 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The "America First" crowd is really obsessed with other countries for some reason
March 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Where's the menswear guy? Really a nice time to chime in on the oval office meeting
February 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Does anyone actually like reading man files? I think it’s time we try woman files
a poster of a cartoon character with the words nobody reads the manual
Alt: a poster of a cartoon character with the words nobody reads the manual
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February 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Ozempic side effects: Doing nazi salutes on live TV
January 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Joe Philli
when you are not allowed to criticize fascism, that's a good indication you are living in a fascist state.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
So let’s pretend that this AI endeavor Stargate is somehow successful at detecting and defeating cancer. Will the plebs be able to afford it without killing more insurance CEOs?
January 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finally seeing Ted Lasso. Why didn't anyone tell me this was so wholesome
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Has anyone else noticed youtube videos looking really low quality lately? The quality setting is still set to a high value but the actual image looks kind of blurry
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I need another Shrek movie where it’s just Wicked but Shrek plays Elpheba
January 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Combine two careers. I'll go first:

Undercover Travel Agent
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My four year old girls are watching Barbie (2023) for the 2nd time today. I'm going to treat this as a win
January 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Join me in “Don’t leave the house January”
January 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I didn’t turn off my computer AMA
January 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM