Now to start preparing myself for mortal combat to get tickets for this next week🫡

she was born with a rare condition that causes her to NEVER FUCKING MISS

After 5 days of non-stop listening I concluded that MAYHEM is a no skips album
(If we pretend it ends at Shadow of a Man🧍‍♂️)

I needed this announcement to get me through what feels like a never-ending January

I am truly a changed man after being so close to Charli at the brat tour yesterday (photo creds to Chris since despite being so close my own photos were terrible)

they should do black friday deal but for 2 bed flats in east london

Genuinely baffled that I have yet to see it snowing or sleeting in London today… am I being lied to by everyone on the internet or ??

My bank account is taking an absolute hammering for the number of little treats I’m having to buy myself to feel the slightest bit of dopamine when the days are this short and dark😵‍💫

You don’t appreciate what you have until it’s taken from you (the Lizzie Line is shut from Woolwich all weekend)

First post had a typo… I’m definitely never posting again

Getting my first Bluesky post (skeet???) out there before inevitably never post again