I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

SWALWELL: Did you ever tell the AG that Trump's name is in the Epstein files

PATEL: The AG and I have had numerous discussions about the entirety of the Epstein files

S: Did you tell AG that Trump's name is in the files?

P: *crashes out*

S: We'll take your evasiveness as consciousness of guilt

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

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#GilbertGottfried

New analysis says ~2/3 of unpaid taxes come from the top 10% of households, w/ 28% coming from the top 1%.

The GOP CR would cut $20.2 billion of IRS funding for catching rich tax cheats - because the GOP is laser-focused on helping the rich cheat on their taxes.
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Nosferatu is a Christmas movie.

A while back I read you can use PLA as a PETG support transition material ( and the inverse ). I tried it this weekend and damn it works better than the specialty stuff I've bought.

Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…

Started the new Spidermans game and within minutes there is a story mission where Spider Man has a high mortgage payment, struggles to balance his professional and personal lives, and wistfully laments how he has no time to play video games or do the hobbies he used to enjoy. Fuck me.

I like when there is premise text in an extremely old game so you know what the hell is going on. You're presented with some large irregular rectangles moving horizontally and you are what looks like a white bug made of 5 legos and suddenly there is helpful text saying SAVE YOUR WIFE FROM COMMUNISM

“The other day I was telling my 13-year-old son about the near-certain death of most of the world's coral reefs when his eyes welled with tears. So, I stopped. I told him that the coral reefs will be OK — even though I know that’s not true.”

@mollygos.bsky.social Congrats on launching! 🎉