Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸
@joeaconite.com
Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.
He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite
I like weird things and may share them.
I mean it.
WEIRD STUFF.
He/Him
https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite
If I needed a prosthetic hand or foot, I'm going to this guy.
Also he built the trophy holding claw thing for the new Battlebots seasons which is 110% rad.
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I needed a prosthetic hand or foot, I'm going to this guy.
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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This is absolute loser shit. Like this is worse than making your political brand synonymous with Yu-Gi-Oh
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
Why We Should All Be Worried About "Crusadercore"
This online trend equips young, White men with a historically bastardized visual lexicon — one that gives new credence and religious authority to far-right bigotry.
hyperallergic.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is absolute loser shit. Like this is worse than making your political brand synonymous with Yu-Gi-Oh
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Do not underestimate how fucking stupid and gullible centrists are they will gladly fall for this shit instead of spending a second trying to win over the left or irregular voters.
"The only thing that can stop this authoritarian project is Republican voters choosing to abandon it." Enter...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
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Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4phLF0z
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Do not underestimate how fucking stupid and gullible centrists are they will gladly fall for this shit instead of spending a second trying to win over the left or irregular voters.
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Final stage of lifting
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Final stage of lifting
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December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The Trump-Netanyahu meeting, and that lady's expression as they talk at the table.
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Trump-Netanyahu meeting, and that lady's expression as they talk at the table.
Gee, this Scorpion just wants to ride across the river on our back. They promise to never sting... wait they are stinging us even now? But *ow* I'm sure she should be given a ride still. *ow* They said they hate the Orange Toad! We HATE that guy! *ow*
Climb aboard!
Climb aboard!
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gee, this Scorpion just wants to ride across the river on our back. They promise to never sting... wait they are stinging us even now? But *ow* I'm sure she should be given a ride still. *ow* They said they hate the Orange Toad! We HATE that guy! *ow*
Climb aboard!
Climb aboard!
Jim Morrison never got his damage deposit back for what he did to all the apartment doors.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Jim Morrison never got his damage deposit back for what he did to all the apartment doors.
Smoking a Pipe is sneaking into the zeitgeist on social media.
Calling it as the next big trend.
Calling it as the next big trend.
a squirrel sitting on a ledge holding a ladle in its mouth
ALT: a squirrel sitting on a ledge holding a ladle in its mouth
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Smoking a Pipe is sneaking into the zeitgeist on social media.
Calling it as the next big trend.
Calling it as the next big trend.
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That's Not Fair,But In Chumplandia
It Is A Reality......
It Is A Reality......
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
That's Not Fair,But In Chumplandia
It Is A Reality......
It Is A Reality......
Brock Purdy once told me that he could exercise impure demons from the adult section of a Blockbuster Video. He ran back there and came out moments later, having a seizure. He peed a lot.
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Brock Purdy once told me that he could exercise impure demons from the adult section of a Blockbuster Video. He ran back there and came out moments later, having a seizure. He peed a lot.
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Reposted by Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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QRP with your flower art
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
QRP with your flower art
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DUNE WHERE'S MY CARTHAG?!
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
DUNE WHERE'S MY CARTHAG?!
All my life mother told me the storm was coming. Judgment Day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
All my life mother told me the storm was coming. Judgment Day.
I didn't create a whole superhero world outline based on if they were all porn stars last night.
And it actually kind of works.
(I did....)
And it actually kind of works.
(I did....)
a close up of a man with a mustache wearing a hat and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache wearing a hat and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I didn't create a whole superhero world outline based on if they were all porn stars last night.
And it actually kind of works.
(I did....)
And it actually kind of works.
(I did....)
He's acting like Putin is Ukraine's landlord, and he's some kind of mediator.
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
He's acting like Putin is Ukraine's landlord, and he's some kind of mediator.
Big Rig Hauler Daryl getting all squirmy to get home and stream the MHA ending reaction and a level of Silksong *mew mew mew*
Left wing communists have been putting chemicals into hand soap in truck stops all across America to transgender their working truckers into catgirl twitch streamers. Why won't mainstream media report on this?
#sarcasm
#sarcasm
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Big Rig Hauler Daryl getting all squirmy to get home and stream the MHA ending reaction and a level of Silksong *mew mew mew*
Decades of being a dick to people have that effect.
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
Chevy Chase Felt ‘Hurt’ for Not Being in the SNL 50 Celebration
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
www.vulture.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Decades of being a dick to people have that effect.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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