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✨ silly gay lawyer ✨
📍Chicago
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
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this is why representation in games matters
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this is why representation in games matters
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Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Big beefy bear titty romanceable npcs
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Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I remember when Dick Durbin had the gall to give a speech at Sidetrack while actively supporting KOSA, that feckless whimpering two faced piece of shit has never cared about his constituents and I hope the pain of old age ruins his long overdue retirement
Oldest selfie on your phone
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
Summer of 2016 in my demon twink graffiti era
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
so excited to have my license to RAW 😍
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
so excited to have my license to RAW 😍
my new strategy in pokemon pocket is just sending her to die against megas
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my new strategy in pokemon pocket is just sending her to die against megas
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"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"
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November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"
x.com/dailyportalz...
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I am in a king sized bed with two bears while it’s 42 degrees and rainy outside, this is my happy place
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I am in a king sized bed with two bears while it’s 42 degrees and rainy outside, this is my happy place
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Do not give in to Thanksgiving Erasure, we’re still not at peak autumn
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Do not give in to Thanksgiving Erasure, we’re still not at peak autumn
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I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
October 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain
so a campy villain secretly kidnaps a bunch of children to make brainless weapons (while also holding parents hostage) and ultimately fumbling adults distract the villain enough for a clever child to save the day. I’m describing the plot of Spy Kids (2001).
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
so a campy villain secretly kidnaps a bunch of children to make brainless weapons (while also holding parents hostage) and ultimately fumbling adults distract the villain enough for a clever child to save the day. I’m describing the plot of Spy Kids (2001).
Just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) with ~30 gay men and I would like to personally thank writers Jennifer Kaytin Robinson and Sam Lansky for their effective use of the word Diva throughout
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) with ~30 gay men and I would like to personally thank writers Jennifer Kaytin Robinson and Sam Lansky for their effective use of the word Diva throughout
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i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i love gay halloween bc this year i’m holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
went to a halloween party where the theme was incredibly niche references, and dressed up as my older brother when he was interviewed at space camp for The Nick Cannon show, season 2 episode 8, “Nick Takes Over Space.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
went to a halloween party where the theme was incredibly niche references, and dressed up as my older brother when he was interviewed at space camp for The Nick Cannon show, season 2 episode 8, “Nick Takes Over Space.”
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there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
lost at stripper bingo last night what am I supposed to tell my coworkers now??
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
lost at stripper bingo last night what am I supposed to tell my coworkers now??
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when your political homie has one too many drinks
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
when your political homie has one too many drinks
throwback to the last minute costume idea I’m banned from doing again
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
throwback to the last minute costume idea I’m banned from doing again