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jobeans.bsky.social
Asterysk 🏳️‍⚧️
@jobeans.bsky.social
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HRT 7/23/2025
FWA 2026 and FD 2026
#art for my drawings
#cats for caramel the tortie
#food for mostly soups and salads
#fursuit for fursuit (@cricketcreations.bsky.social)
#nsfw for nsfw
Pfp by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
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@ everyone who followed me because i had a really good take: those are the exceptions
i garbanzo on her bean 'til i make that chick pee
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i just had the weirdest orgasm
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
my cat smells like marinara sauce????
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
No new pictures

Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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sweaty robot footpaws
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i've been calling ICE the stasi instead of the gestapo and the detention centers gulags rather than concentration camps

not because its a better comparison, it isnt, but because the average american is considerably more afraid of communism than nazism
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Dead Kennedys made like three records about it
Imagine telling someone from the 1980s that America will end up being run by a cabal of dimwitted Nazis led by a fat stupid paedophile
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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People who were actually enslaved believed that chattel slavery would end one day.

I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
can you order something in the mail and have it delivered to a hotel you're staying at?
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
its 420 im poppin a eddy
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
what
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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he sit
warm up doodle
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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The Cave
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
sippin on some shoumei with orange peel and its lovely
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i feel great rn
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
anyone who's into big sweaty women would love me rn i just shoveled five people's driveways
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I've made worse
#food
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Rest In Pizza my favorite cutting board
you will be buried at dawn
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
GUYS 😭
January 17, 2026 at 5:19 PM
imagine being a cat. your roommate is 20 times your size and can just pick you up
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
DONE WITH WORK EARLY DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER

HAIL ZEUS AND HIS SNOWSTORM
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
why do i keep baking bread?
i hate baking bread. its a sensory nightmare.

every time i bake bread its so bad i start crying but then a month later im like "huh i haven't made bread in a while 🤡"
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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YOU
YES YOU
appreciate me 👉👈
#DragonAppreciationDay
#Fursuit
#FursuitFriday
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
im not even british but tbf mushy peas aren't bad if you do them right
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM