Asterysk 🏳️⚧️
@jobeans.bsky.social
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HRT 7/23/2025
FWA 2026 and FD 2026
#art for my drawings
#cats for caramel the tortie
#food for mostly soups and salads
#fursuit for fursuit (@cricketcreations.bsky.social)
#nsfw for nsfw
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HRT 7/23/2025
FWA 2026 and FD 2026
#art for my drawings
#cats for caramel the tortie
#food for mostly soups and salads
#fursuit for fursuit (@cricketcreations.bsky.social)
#nsfw for nsfw
Pfp by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
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Asterysk 🏳️⚧️
@jobeans.bsky.social
· Nov 13
@ everyone who followed me because i had a really good take: those are the exceptions
i garbanzo on her bean 'til i make that chick pee
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i garbanzo on her bean 'til i make that chick pee
i just had the weirdest orgasm
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i just had the weirdest orgasm
my cat smells like marinara sauce????
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
my cat smells like marinara sauce????
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
No new pictures
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
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i've been calling ICE the stasi instead of the gestapo and the detention centers gulags rather than concentration camps
not because its a better comparison, it isnt, but because the average american is considerably more afraid of communism than nazism
not because its a better comparison, it isnt, but because the average american is considerably more afraid of communism than nazism
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
i've been calling ICE the stasi instead of the gestapo and the detention centers gulags rather than concentration camps
not because its a better comparison, it isnt, but because the average american is considerably more afraid of communism than nazism
not because its a better comparison, it isnt, but because the average american is considerably more afraid of communism than nazism
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Dead Kennedys made like three records about it
Imagine telling someone from the 1980s that America will end up being run by a cabal of dimwitted Nazis led by a fat stupid paedophile
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Dead Kennedys made like three records about it
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People who were actually enslaved believed that chattel slavery would end one day.
I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.
I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
People who were actually enslaved believed that chattel slavery would end one day.
I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.
I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.
can you order something in the mail and have it delivered to a hotel you're staying at?
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
can you order something in the mail and have it delivered to a hotel you're staying at?
its 420 im poppin a eddy
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
its 420 im poppin a eddy
what
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:00 PM
what
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Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
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he sit
warm up doodle
warm up doodle
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
he sit
warm up doodle
warm up doodle
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sippin on some shoumei with orange peel and its lovely
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
sippin on some shoumei with orange peel and its lovely
anyone who's into big sweaty women would love me rn i just shoveled five people's driveways
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
anyone who's into big sweaty women would love me rn i just shoveled five people's driveways
Rest In Pizza my favorite cutting board
you will be buried at dawn
you will be buried at dawn
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Rest In Pizza my favorite cutting board
you will be buried at dawn
you will be buried at dawn
imagine being a cat. your roommate is 20 times your size and can just pick you up
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
imagine being a cat. your roommate is 20 times your size and can just pick you up
DONE WITH WORK EARLY DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER
HAIL ZEUS AND HIS SNOWSTORM
HAIL ZEUS AND HIS SNOWSTORM
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
DONE WITH WORK EARLY DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER
HAIL ZEUS AND HIS SNOWSTORM
HAIL ZEUS AND HIS SNOWSTORM
why do i keep baking bread?
i hate baking bread. its a sensory nightmare.
every time i bake bread its so bad i start crying but then a month later im like "huh i haven't made bread in a while 🤡"
i hate baking bread. its a sensory nightmare.
every time i bake bread its so bad i start crying but then a month later im like "huh i haven't made bread in a while 🤡"
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
why do i keep baking bread?
i hate baking bread. its a sensory nightmare.
every time i bake bread its so bad i start crying but then a month later im like "huh i haven't made bread in a while 🤡"
i hate baking bread. its a sensory nightmare.
every time i bake bread its so bad i start crying but then a month later im like "huh i haven't made bread in a while 🤡"
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January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
im not even british but tbf mushy peas aren't bad if you do them right
January 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
im not even british but tbf mushy peas aren't bad if you do them right