Jason Burns
@jmburns.bsky.social
Dad, engineer, runner, swimmer. Avid reader (SF, fantasy, mystery, & whatever non-fiction tickles my fancy). Also into cooking, Boston sports, and EPL Wolves.
Mamdani is going to implement Shire law.
Everyone will be required to live underground, with round doors, in comfort. This will solve the housing crisis.
Everyone will be required to live underground, with round doors, in comfort. This will solve the housing crisis.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shire law.
Everyone will be required to live underground, with round doors, in comfort. This will solve the housing crisis.
Everyone will be required to live underground, with round doors, in comfort. This will solve the housing crisis.
Ahhh, makes so much more sense now
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ahhh, makes so much more sense now
Grok finally spits out something that’s not full of lies and misinformation, and NOW he wants to fix it?!? It is so tiring
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Grok finally spits out something that’s not full of lies and misinformation, and NOW he wants to fix it?!? It is so tiring
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
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I implore people to think about what Memorial Day means, and then think about…this
May 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I implore people to think about what Memorial Day means, and then think about…this
Hamburg’s football team - “no person is illegal”
April 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hamburg’s football team - “no person is illegal”
Spotted on the streets of Hamburg
March 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Spotted on the streets of Hamburg
Instead of Elf on the Shelf…
December 24, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Instead of Elf on the Shelf…
What We do in the Shadows. Just, wow. Can’t believe it’s over, but what a show. Doesn’t get any better than that!
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
What We do in the Shadows. Just, wow. Can’t believe it’s over, but what a show. Doesn’t get any better than that!
Duo is getting a bit cheeky
November 23, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Duo is getting a bit cheeky
My wife said something like, “I can’t believe they’re putting a rapist there” and I legit didn’t know which R she meant. Trump? Gaetz? Hegseth? So many possible fits.
November 17, 2024 at 2:08 AM
My wife said something like, “I can’t believe they’re putting a rapist there” and I legit didn’t know which R she meant. Trump? Gaetz? Hegseth? So many possible fits.
Keep seeing lots of heron pics here, so here’s my buddy who lives in the river across the road.
November 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Keep seeing lots of heron pics here, so here’s my buddy who lives in the river across the road.
At school pickup today, my son’s guidance counselor said he’s “nauseously optimistic” about tomorrow and that is just the perfect way to state how I feel right now.
November 4, 2024 at 8:29 PM
At school pickup today, my son’s guidance counselor said he’s “nauseously optimistic” about tomorrow and that is just the perfect way to state how I feel right now.
Northern lights in NJ
October 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Northern lights in NJ
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,369,468!
September 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,369,468!
Snapper and box turtle (I think)
August 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Snapper and box turtle (I think)
Expect to see this headline any day now from the NYT:
“Showing a unity that the Democrats lack, GOP seamlessly pivots from ageism to sexism and racism”
“Showing a unity that the Democrats lack, GOP seamlessly pivots from ageism to sexism and racism”
July 23, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Expect to see this headline any day now from the NYT:
“Showing a unity that the Democrats lack, GOP seamlessly pivots from ageism to sexism and racism”
“Showing a unity that the Democrats lack, GOP seamlessly pivots from ageism to sexism and racism”