Jez for short?
jmbbl.bsky.social
Jez for short?
@jmbbl.bsky.social
Programmer.
Policy Wonk.
I like a video game or 2.
I snowboard ok
I run ok.
Since the thought formed in my head after one particularly feverish dream, it's been nagging me so I have to just get it out there.

I want "The Onion Presents: Infowars On Ice" to exist.

I'll even take up stitching the human-sized Tito's bottle costume myself if it'll help.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
drunkenly typing in a bunch of random letters and finding out that someone must be using Giphy as their weirdly specific spank bank
March 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Great time in Breckenridge #snowboarding, got the lady to hit all the peaks finally.

But I have to work on my apres attire and demeanor. I've been informed that I have "Resting KGB Face", in two separate occasions.
February 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Reposted by Jez for short?
MSNBC now showing an empty podium. Waiting for Trump and Netanyahu.

While House Dems are rallying in front of the Treasury.

The most successful Republican propaganda in history was Ronald Reagan’s “liberal media” fantasy. It doesn’t exist, has never existed.
February 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
nothing like stumbling on an obscure niche bug in a game older than you are, while trying to recreate an even more niche bug just for your own sanity.

very confusing, really.
January 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
little six year old me playing this game without a manual is about to get his revenge!
Update to the legendary RPG of 1987, Deathlord:
Deathlord Relorded v1.1.0 now gives you the ability to toggle all the rules changes that Relorded brings to Deathlord, depending on your own level of masochism.

#rpg #crpg #game

rikkles.itch.io/deathlord-re...
New version 1.1.0 with configurable changes
Hello and happy new year 2025 to all. Deathlord Relorded v1.1.0 brings a number of significant changes to your Deathlord gaming experience! The `Hacks` window now gives you the ability to toggle all t...
rikkles.itch.io
January 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Drain your water heater yearly.

sincerely,
the 30 gallons of water now in my basement because the drain nozzle was clogged when I changed the heating elements.
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm too old to really enjoy a beer mile. I'm not too old to enjoy a pizza mile. I was born to hunt down the psychopath who invented the milk mile. #running
November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
"Huh I should play Skyrim again"... die to psycho physics while the intro scene loads. Good fun
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I didn't expect to first post here at all, let alone on the day The Onion did the funni... what a day
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 PM