jon
@jmbagay.bsky.social
Elon Musk is a War Criminal. Jaguars. Newcastle. Magic. Marlins. Football Manager. Pro Wrestling. Pro Shitposting.
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
July 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Elon Musk is a terrorist
March 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Elon Musk is a terrorist
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Looking at the spike in late 2022 and the simple answer here is, the Jaguars must win the AFC south to save the US economy.
Worst retail sales drop in nearly two years. 🇺🇸
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Looking at the spike in late 2022 and the simple answer here is, the Jaguars must win the AFC south to save the US economy.
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Sabrina Carpenter performs “Espresso” for the Young Bucks entrance.
Chappell Roan performs “Pink Pony Club” for Hangman’s entrance.
This is what I want. #WrestleSky
Chappell Roan performs “Pink Pony Club” for Hangman’s entrance.
This is what I want. #WrestleSky
February 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sabrina Carpenter performs “Espresso” for the Young Bucks entrance.
Chappell Roan performs “Pink Pony Club” for Hangman’s entrance.
This is what I want. #WrestleSky
Chappell Roan performs “Pink Pony Club” for Hangman’s entrance.
This is what I want. #WrestleSky
Kendrick Lamar is the 🐐🐐🐐🐐
November 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Kendrick Lamar is the 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Today is a great day to fire a football coach or two
November 18, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Today is a great day to fire a football coach or two
God is Great
Mac Jones attempted 10 passes that traveled more than 15 yards downfield today
1 was caught
by the Detroit Lions
1 was caught
by the Detroit Lions
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
God is Great
. @jnubz.bsky.social rejoices!
Yeah I’m not so sure we’re buying the whole 'Make America Healthy' schtick.
November 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
. @jnubz.bsky.social rejoices!
97% of Jaguars fans today
November 17, 2024 at 1:39 PM
97% of Jaguars fans today
I love watching the buffering screen
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I love watching the buffering screen
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📁 Documents
└📁 Ideas
└ 📁 Bluesky Announcement posts
└ 📁 Skye Blue Puns
└ 📁Folder too large to open
└📁 Ideas
└ 📁 Bluesky Announcement posts
└ 📁 Skye Blue Puns
└ 📁Folder too large to open
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 PM
📁 Documents
└📁 Ideas
└ 📁 Bluesky Announcement posts
└ 📁 Skye Blue Puns
└ 📁Folder too large to open
└📁 Ideas
└ 📁 Bluesky Announcement posts
└ 📁 Skye Blue Puns
└ 📁Folder too large to open
If we could play basketball without Franz Wagner on the floor, that would be wonderful
November 16, 2024 at 12:46 AM
If we could play basketball without Franz Wagner on the floor, that would be wonderful
Wawa's Cold Turkey Gobbler has me in a choke hold to this day
November 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Wawa's Cold Turkey Gobbler has me in a choke hold to this day
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Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
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sports bluesky is like a week-long royal rumble where a new wrestler comes out every 2 minutes and high-fives and hugs the other wrestlers
November 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
sports bluesky is like a week-long royal rumble where a new wrestler comes out every 2 minutes and high-fives and hugs the other wrestlers
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Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
November 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!
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I know Konosuke Takeshita is super serious and intimidating and the big strong beast of the Don Callis Family....
But there was a time when he charmingly sang "Take On Me" by A-Ha at AEW Fanfest's Karaoke Night.
And talked a lot about the magic of Cinnabon. ♥️🤼
But there was a time when he charmingly sang "Take On Me" by A-Ha at AEW Fanfest's Karaoke Night.
And talked a lot about the magic of Cinnabon. ♥️🤼
November 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I know Konosuke Takeshita is super serious and intimidating and the big strong beast of the Don Callis Family....
But there was a time when he charmingly sang "Take On Me" by A-Ha at AEW Fanfest's Karaoke Night.
And talked a lot about the magic of Cinnabon. ♥️🤼
But there was a time when he charmingly sang "Take On Me" by A-Ha at AEW Fanfest's Karaoke Night.
And talked a lot about the magic of Cinnabon. ♥️🤼
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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"You know, some people say you're the Harley Cameron of Japan, but welcome to the the Harley Cameron of Harley Cameron!"
This WHOLE segment was absolute FIRE. These women are hilarious, chaotic, charismatic, and absolutely titiliating!
#AEWDynamite
This WHOLE segment was absolute FIRE. These women are hilarious, chaotic, charismatic, and absolutely titiliating!
#AEWDynamite
November 14, 2024 at 2:43 AM
"You know, some people say you're the Harley Cameron of Japan, but welcome to the the Harley Cameron of Harley Cameron!"
This WHOLE segment was absolute FIRE. These women are hilarious, chaotic, charismatic, and absolutely titiliating!
#AEWDynamite
This WHOLE segment was absolute FIRE. These women are hilarious, chaotic, charismatic, and absolutely titiliating!
#AEWDynamite