Joshua Lamel
@jlamel.bsky.social
Ex Hill staffer. Long-suffering Mets, Jets, Wizards, and Tottenham fan. Mayo is gross. Zionist.
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We live in a timeline where Mortimer Duke does in fact get the machines turned back on, the Dukes successfully unwind their FCOJ positions, and everyone has a good chuckle and continues on.
Winthorpe and Valentine are vindictively prosecuted for fraud, but canonized on r/wallstreetbets.
Winthorpe and Valentine are vindictively prosecuted for fraud, but canonized on r/wallstreetbets.
While the government is shut down and what little federal law enforcement still exists is prosecuting Trump’s revenge fantasies, now is a great time to start trading onion futures
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We live in a timeline where Mortimer Duke does in fact get the machines turned back on, the Dukes successfully unwind their FCOJ positions, and everyone has a good chuckle and continues on.
Winthorpe and Valentine are vindictively prosecuted for fraud, but canonized on r/wallstreetbets.
Winthorpe and Valentine are vindictively prosecuted for fraud, but canonized on r/wallstreetbets.
It's hard to replace two of the best attacking players of the last 25 years. Kane and Son were one of a kind. We were spoiled for so long.
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's hard to replace two of the best attacking players of the last 25 years. Kane and Son were one of a kind. We were spoiled for so long.
Xavi is the worst player getting regular minutes in the premier league. Discuss
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Xavi is the worst player getting regular minutes in the premier league. Discuss
It would be nice if us Americans could, I don't know, watch the Spurs match on the service we are paying for. Instead we get an error message.
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It would be nice if us Americans could, I don't know, watch the Spurs match on the service we are paying for. Instead we get an error message.
That was very kind of Michigan to let little brother score at the end. Mom would be proud.
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That was very kind of Michigan to let little brother score at the end. Mom would be proud.
I am now at the age where I see people in important and powerful jobs and think they are way too young to have that gig. Except, they are not too young at all.
two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
ALT: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
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October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I am now at the age where I see people in important and powerful jobs and think they are way too young to have that gig. Except, they are not too young at all.
Shooters gotta shoot. If Doris Kearns Goodwin or John Meachum ever want to sit down for dinner with a history nerd, I'm buying.
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Shooters gotta shoot. If Doris Kearns Goodwin or John Meachum ever want to sit down for dinner with a history nerd, I'm buying.
If Tylenol causes autism, casual Fridays at work would be cosplay.
September 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If Tylenol causes autism, casual Fridays at work would be cosplay.
How Spurs are playing under Frank with crosses thrown in all game is going to create own goals. They are a part of the strategy.
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How Spurs are playing under Frank with crosses thrown in all game is going to create own goals. They are a part of the strategy.
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Do you have experience copyediting or proofreading academic journals? Would you like to wrangle #AO3 tags? Can you read and translate from Chinese or Italian to English? Do you have experience in managing or leading people? The #OTW is Recruiting! otw-news.org/w8thejrv
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Do you have experience copyediting or proofreading academic journals? Would you like to wrangle #AO3 tags? Can you read and translate from Chinese or Italian to English? Do you have experience in managing or leading people? The #OTW is Recruiting! otw-news.org/w8thejrv
As I get older, I realize that seats/benches without backs are age discrimination.
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
As I get older, I realize that seats/benches without backs are age discrimination.
I hope this ages badly, but I fear it won't. Michigan is a poorly coached football team.
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I hope this ages badly, but I fear it won't. Michigan is a poorly coached football team.
First time back in Michigan in a decade. Get in Lyft at DTW to head to A2 and my driver is listening to Eminem. The more things change....
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
First time back in Michigan in a decade. Get in Lyft at DTW to head to A2 and my driver is listening to Eminem. The more things change....
I bought a $100 soccer jersey from Italy in mid-August. It cleared customs on 8/18 and I received the product on 8/20. I just got an $85.82 tariff bill from FedEx via U.S. Homeland Security, despite this occurring while the $800 de minimis exception was still in place. 1/
September 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I bought a $100 soccer jersey from Italy in mid-August. It cleared customs on 8/18 and I received the product on 8/20. I just got an $85.82 tariff bill from FedEx via U.S. Homeland Security, despite this occurring while the $800 de minimis exception was still in place. 1/
Tottenham (and Frank) learned 3 things today:
1) Unless playing teams that boss possession, Palhinha should not start.
2) Johnson is a late we need a goal against a tired team super-sub. That's it. Tel and Odobert are better.
3) They don't have the depth to compete in 2 cups and 2 leagues.
1) Unless playing teams that boss possession, Palhinha should not start.
2) Johnson is a late we need a goal against a tired team super-sub. That's it. Tel and Odobert are better.
3) They don't have the depth to compete in 2 cups and 2 leagues.
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tottenham (and Frank) learned 3 things today:
1) Unless playing teams that boss possession, Palhinha should not start.
2) Johnson is a late we need a goal against a tired team super-sub. That's it. Tel and Odobert are better.
3) They don't have the depth to compete in 2 cups and 2 leagues.
1) Unless playing teams that boss possession, Palhinha should not start.
2) Johnson is a late we need a goal against a tired team super-sub. That's it. Tel and Odobert are better.
3) They don't have the depth to compete in 2 cups and 2 leagues.
MLB has announced its 2026 schedule. Meanwhile, I still don't have a day and time for any of the La Liga games in Madrid the weekend I am there in early November.
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August 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
MLB has announced its 2026 schedule. Meanwhile, I still don't have a day and time for any of the La Liga games in Madrid the weekend I am there in early November.
Everyone is dunking on Cracker Barrell (who is not on bluesky, grumble). Truthfully all I want is gluten free biscuits and gravy and cornbread.
August 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Everyone is dunking on Cracker Barrell (who is not on bluesky, grumble). Truthfully all I want is gluten free biscuits and gravy and cornbread.
Am I the only one who plays a shofar sound in my head every time I see someone with a Takeya water bottle?
August 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Am I the only one who plays a shofar sound in my head every time I see someone with a Takeya water bottle?
I am trying to think of an athlete that has brought me as much joy as a fan as Son. He's on my personal Rushmore with Keith Hernandez, Curtis Martin and Charles Woodson. Thanks captain for an amazing 10 years. You are a legend now and always.
August 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I am trying to think of an athlete that has brought me as much joy as a fan as Son. He's on my personal Rushmore with Keith Hernandez, Curtis Martin and Charles Woodson. Thanks captain for an amazing 10 years. You are a legend now and always.
I no longer have access to Teams gifs at work. I am absolutely convinced some 20-something did this as revenge on late Gen X/older millennials.
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I no longer have access to Teams gifs at work. I am absolutely convinced some 20-something did this as revenge on late Gen X/older millennials.
I just found out about the Enhanced Games in Vegas next year, and all I could think about was this old SNL skit within Weekend Update from my teenage years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG...
Weekend Update: Kevin Nealon on the All-Drug Olympics - SNL
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June 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I just found out about the Enhanced Games in Vegas next year, and all I could think about was this old SNL skit within Weekend Update from my teenage years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG...
Henry VIII is rolling over in his grave over the in memorium for the Pope before an English football game.
May 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Henry VIII is rolling over in his grave over the in memorium for the Pope before an English football game.
Great show. Yay.
NORTH OF NORTH SEASON TWO YAAAAAY!!
April 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Great show. Yay.
I'll say it bluntly. What's happening to Shadeur Sanders is an indictment of the NFL, not of him. He's 23 years old. This would never happen to a similar kid in the NBA.
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'll say it bluntly. What's happening to Shadeur Sanders is an indictment of the NFL, not of him. He's 23 years old. This would never happen to a similar kid in the NBA.