Jeff Kennedy
@jkennedy60.bsky.social
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Jeff Kennedy
@jkennedy60.bsky.social
· Oct 8
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
yoursuddenflash.blogspot.com
New Story: Inefficiency
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
If you pay me $45mil, I also agree to not coach Penn State football.
Just putting it out there.
Just putting it out there.
October 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you pay me $45mil, I also agree to not coach Penn State football.
Just putting it out there.
Just putting it out there.
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New Story: Inefficiency
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
yoursuddenflash.blogspot.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New Story: Inefficiency
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
"I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
Wife: I don’t think this recipe turned out right at all. I’m going to try again and see if I can get it right this time.
Me (slicing off a slab of perfectly wonderful bread): I support this decision.
Who am I to judge her creative process?
Me (slicing off a slab of perfectly wonderful bread): I support this decision.
Who am I to judge her creative process?
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wife: I don’t think this recipe turned out right at all. I’m going to try again and see if I can get it right this time.
Me (slicing off a slab of perfectly wonderful bread): I support this decision.
Who am I to judge her creative process?
Me (slicing off a slab of perfectly wonderful bread): I support this decision.
Who am I to judge her creative process?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
New Story: An Important Inflight Announcement
"Attention please. Attention please. The following are recent changes to our regular inflight procedures."
"Attention please. Attention please. The following are recent changes to our regular inflight procedures."
New content every morning!
All carry-ons will now be stapled to the wings for your convenience and safety.
thegorkogazette.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
New Story: An Important Inflight Announcement
"Attention please. Attention please. The following are recent changes to our regular inflight procedures."
"Attention please. Attention please. The following are recent changes to our regular inflight procedures."
A little Sunday afternoon music at scenic Goodale Park.
July 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A little Sunday afternoon music at scenic Goodale Park.
New Story: Nuptials
"James sat in the changing booth in a slightly too-small, last-season tuxedo."
"James sat in the changing booth in a slightly too-small, last-season tuxedo."
Nuptials – Suddenly, And Without Warning
www.suddenlyandwithoutwarning.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
New Story: Nuptials
"James sat in the changing booth in a slightly too-small, last-season tuxedo."
"James sat in the changing booth in a slightly too-small, last-season tuxedo."
Controversial hot take: We do NOT need more cowbell.
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Controversial hot take: We do NOT need more cowbell.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
July 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars or Transformers.
New Story: Chaos Theory
There are exactly two pieces of furniture in my living room: a couch and a coffee table.
everscribemag.com/issue-10/
There are exactly two pieces of furniture in my living room: a couch and a coffee table.
everscribemag.com/issue-10/
Issue 10 | Everscribe Magazine
everscribemag.com
July 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Story: Chaos Theory
There are exactly two pieces of furniture in my living room: a couch and a coffee table.
everscribemag.com/issue-10/
There are exactly two pieces of furniture in my living room: a couch and a coffee table.
everscribemag.com/issue-10/
New Story: A Memory of Sox
"Long ago, in the before time, I was sitting in a meeting on casual Friday when the guy leading the meeting noticed my socks."
"Long ago, in the before time, I was sitting in a meeting on casual Friday when the guy leading the meeting noticed my socks."
A Memory of Sox, by Jeff Kennedy
Long ago, in the before time, I was sitting in a meeting on casual Friday when the guy leading the meeting noticed my socks. “Hey, those are some fancy socks.” “Yeah, they were a gift from a...
www.fridayflashfiction.com
June 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
New Story: A Memory of Sox
"Long ago, in the before time, I was sitting in a meeting on casual Friday when the guy leading the meeting noticed my socks."
"Long ago, in the before time, I was sitting in a meeting on casual Friday when the guy leading the meeting noticed my socks."
@everscribemag.bsky.social Thanks much for the interview. Had a lot of fun with this. 😀
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
@everscribemag.bsky.social Thanks much for the interview. Had a lot of fun with this. 😀
New Story: Cat Nap
"The first few days on a new starship are the worst."
"The first few days on a new starship are the worst."
Cat Nap - 365tomorrows
Author: Jeff Kennedy The first few days on a new starship are the worst. The gravity’s turned up a skosh higher than you’re used to. The hot, caffeinated, morning beverage (it’s never coffee) is mauve...
365tomorrows.com
June 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
New Story: Cat Nap
"The first few days on a new starship are the worst."
"The first few days on a new starship are the worst."
Interview with Erinfolami Mayowa Toheeb | Everscribe Magazine
everscribemag.com
June 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
#SkyWriters Any recommendations on books for writing and selling micro and flash fiction? Looking for new read.
May 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#SkyWriters Any recommendations on books for writing and selling micro and flash fiction? Looking for new read.
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Happy Towel Day 2025 to all who celebrate.
May 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy Towel Day 2025 to all who celebrate.
A favorite opening line:
Things had changed since the last zombie apocalypse.
Things had changed since the last zombie apocalypse.
The FIZZ - 365tomorrows
Author: Jeff Kennedy Things had changed since the last zombie apocalypse. New classes of drugs made zombies less dead, returning them to self-awareness, allowing them to operate as more or less functi...
365tomorrows.com
May 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A favorite opening line:
Things had changed since the last zombie apocalypse.
Things had changed since the last zombie apocalypse.
Retirement has changed my perception of time. Yawning...
"You know, if I don’t get this done today, I got nothing on the agenda for tomorrow. It’s all good.”
"You know, if I don’t get this done today, I got nothing on the agenda for tomorrow. It’s all good.”
May 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Retirement has changed my perception of time. Yawning...
"You know, if I don’t get this done today, I got nothing on the agenda for tomorrow. It’s all good.”
"You know, if I don’t get this done today, I got nothing on the agenda for tomorrow. It’s all good.”
So more frigging rain, I guess. Time for a beer and MST3K: The Dead Talk Back.
May 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So more frigging rain, I guess. Time for a beer and MST3K: The Dead Talk Back.
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Another odd little story on the interwebs at Maudlin House.
Contents of decedent’s pockets were as follows:
Pocket knife Rabbit’s foot 3 gold fillings (origin unknown) Key chain w/ 2 keys (unidentified) Greyhound bus ticket (destination Lansing, MI) Epinephrine auto-injector (label missing, assumed rem...
maudlinhouse.net
May 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Another odd little story on the interwebs at Maudlin House.
At least one new weird little story coming out in early May. Trying to get back into submitting a bit.
April 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At least one new weird little story coming out in early May. Trying to get back into submitting a bit.
@carlhiaasen.com Just rewatching Bad Monkey. Absolutely loving it. Thrilled to see another season coming.
April 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@carlhiaasen.com Just rewatching Bad Monkey. Absolutely loving it. Thrilled to see another season coming.