Jessica
@jizzwitch.bsky.social
America's favorite bimbo necromancer
it's a beautiful day to get your dick and balls stomped
June 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
it's a beautiful day to get your dick and balls stomped
getting workplace accommodations for being a dumb bitch
June 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
getting workplace accommodations for being a dumb bitch
"are you a top or a bottom?"
neither, I just get the job done
neither, I just get the job done
June 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"are you a top or a bottom?"
neither, I just get the job done
neither, I just get the job done
relationship anarchy? no, I said relationship monarchy
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
relationship anarchy? no, I said relationship monarchy
I have to be the most blasphemous pre-raphaelite bitch at the function for some reason
June 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have to be the most blasphemous pre-raphaelite bitch at the function for some reason
he's sucking toes with a linen napkin draped over his head like a french gourmand eating ortolan to hide his shame from god
June 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
he's sucking toes with a linen napkin draped over his head like a french gourmand eating ortolan to hide his shame from god
astrally traveling to fart on my enemy's pillow
June 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
astrally traveling to fart on my enemy's pillow
what's up it's me ya girl jizzwitch
June 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
what's up it's me ya girl jizzwitch
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gorgeous gorgeous girls are hooting ominously as they emerge from the mist
January 3, 2024 at 12:56 AM
gorgeous gorgeous girls are hooting ominously as they emerge from the mist
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really want a bloody mary but with real blood
December 8, 2023 at 4:17 PM
really want a bloody mary but with real blood
the lemonade that kills you is just normal lemonade, to me
December 7, 2023 at 4:56 PM
the lemonade that kills you is just normal lemonade, to me
posting cake for fun and profit
December 7, 2023 at 4:51 AM
posting cake for fun and profit
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you are under the effect of the following enchantments/curses:
-one titty out
-wild af
-one titty out
-wild af
September 9, 2023 at 6:19 PM
you are under the effect of the following enchantments/curses:
-one titty out
-wild af
-one titty out
-wild af
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passing a blunt through the glory hole
August 28, 2023 at 10:09 PM
passing a blunt through the glory hole
the nine words every woman wants to hear. I've never done a crime, I get to testify against cops lol
December 1, 2023 at 7:27 PM
the nine words every woman wants to hear. I've never done a crime, I get to testify against cops lol
happy a/s/l? day to those who celebrate
November 27, 2023 at 9:33 PM
happy a/s/l? day to those who celebrate
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the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations
November 26, 2023 at 3:45 AM
the kids today need to learn to pirate shit again. absolutely insane that streaming services have tiers with ads. "yes please show me the mcdonald commercial." fuck off and die to all corporations
a master class on sexting
November 26, 2023 at 3:36 AM
a master class on sexting
what if we kissed on the flesh beanbag
👉👈
👉👈
November 24, 2023 at 3:45 AM
what if we kissed on the flesh beanbag
👉👈
👉👈
fully draining my oldest blood boy for the thanksgiving sacrifice
November 23, 2023 at 9:50 PM
fully draining my oldest blood boy for the thanksgiving sacrifice
reskeet with a picture of you
guess my favorite band
guess my favorite band
November 21, 2023 at 12:19 AM
reskeet with a picture of you
guess my favorite band
guess my favorite band
scrolling a hot mutual's media back to the inception of her blue sky acct and trying not to accidentally fave a 3 month old selfie
November 20, 2023 at 6:55 AM
scrolling a hot mutual's media back to the inception of her blue sky acct and trying not to accidentally fave a 3 month old selfie
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yeah normal people call them "open faced" but if that's not horny enough for you...
September 4, 2023 at 2:57 PM
yeah normal people call them "open faced" but if that's not horny enough for you...
