Jimmy
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dog dad, cows are friends. hawai'i
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I wonder how they’re doing?
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wonder how they’re doing?
Which Nespresso do you prefer?
August 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Which Nespresso do you prefer?
How’s everyone’s Friday going?
June 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How’s everyone’s Friday going?
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Me reacting to being on the brink of WWIII for the fifth time in the last decade
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June 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me reacting to being on the brink of WWIII for the fifth time in the last decade
The neighbors are renovating and they cut the house in half lol
June 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The neighbors are renovating and they cut the house in half lol
Watched a guy build a koi pond with water fall. I need to be this level of Home Depot dad
June 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watched a guy build a koi pond with water fall. I need to be this level of Home Depot dad
It’s so hot. It’s the heat.
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s so hot. It’s the heat.
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That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Fight me if you want, but “Happy Endings” is the best hangout sitcom of all time. It’s just like “Friends” except everyone is either dumb or psychotic. It’s glorious.
Fight me if you want, but “Happy Endings” is the best hangout sitcom of all time. It’s just like “Friends” except everyone is either dumb or psychotic. It’s glorious.
June 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Fight me if you want, but “Happy Endings” is the best hangout sitcom of all time. It’s just like “Friends” except everyone is either dumb or psychotic. It’s glorious.
Fight me if you want, but “Happy Endings” is the best hangout sitcom of all time. It’s just like “Friends” except everyone is either dumb or psychotic. It’s glorious.
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Mother described my weekend plans as “festive”, which I know believe is Midwest Nice for “slutty”
May 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mother described my weekend plans as “festive”, which I know believe is Midwest Nice for “slutty”
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did my half under my projected time hehe
May 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
did my half under my projected time hehe
Should I make June plans?
May 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Should I make June plans?
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The Menendez brothers have had their murder sentences reduced, making them eligible for parole.
May 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Menendez brothers have had their murder sentences reduced, making them eligible for parole.
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May 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Share a bad guy from the 80s
May 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Share a bad guy from the 80s
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you'll be pleasantly surprised
May 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
you'll be pleasantly surprised
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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
May 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?
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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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Lorde x Sniffies collab
April 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lorde x Sniffies collab
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US FDA suspends food safety quality checks after staff cuts reut.rs/42C4h1Z
April 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
US FDA suspends food safety quality checks after staff cuts reut.rs/42C4h1Z
what do you call your parents in your phone contacts? Are we all still using whatever we came up with at 12
I’ve seen everything from “Mama Bear” to their full name lol
I’ve seen everything from “Mama Bear” to their full name lol
April 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
what do you call your parents in your phone contacts? Are we all still using whatever we came up with at 12
I’ve seen everything from “Mama Bear” to their full name lol
I’ve seen everything from “Mama Bear” to their full name lol
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Stevie Nicks reveals she is working on a new album, her first since 2014.
April 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Stevie Nicks reveals she is working on a new album, her first since 2014.
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me after 4 back to back work calls.
April 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
me after 4 back to back work calls.