Jim Gordon
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Jim Gordon
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ATL, analytics, machine measurement, college football, grilling, parenting

Head of Product @ Cheq
I don't care to ever go to the LAX airport ever again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hmmm
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This Ed Gein show goes COMPLETELY off the rails.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
September 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My house is infested with germs
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
MORTIMER!
September 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When you create a document "to review" and it's 100% generated by GPT, you're completely wasting my time... and creating more work.
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You know what sucks? Someone asking you to "review my work" when it's all very obviously generated by GPT.

Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Why men grapes till they gotta eat grapes
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"If you love it so much, Marriott" - there's your new tagline, Marriott. Pay me money.
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This was a choice.
August 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Barenaked Lady
Slightly diminish a band:
Moderate Street Preachers
Slightly diminish a band: Mumford and Nephews
August 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
All day
August 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A birthday to forget.
August 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Happy Gilmore 2 was very, very good
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oof, so done with Gatlinburg.
July 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Independence Day's Casting Director to Vivica A Fox:

CD: You're the strong partner of our hero.

Fox: His wife?

CD: Not exactly

Fox: A pilot?

CD: Stripper

Fox: So I band together with-

CD: They all die. But you rescue the First Lady-

Fox: OK, so-

CD: - she dies, but you have a son and a dog.
July 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Do tornados eat dirt? Is it their food?" - my 4yo
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
BREAKING: IT discovering you have to do something with the data you collect

martechsquare.substack.com/p/is-custome...
Is Customer Decisioning Having Its "CDP Moment"?
Why Customer Decisioning Could Be the Hottest Space in MarTech Battleground?
martechsquare.substack.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Netflix is a masterclass of turning really interesting events into really boring documentaries.
June 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
June 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
When you release a major architectural update and the only thing people are excited about are adjustable table column widths...
June 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Found this today
June 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It takes a lot of effort to develop ideas.

It takes no effort to be a contrarian.

It takes an impossible amount of effort to develop ideas with a contrarian.
June 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM