Jim Gordon
@jimalytics.com
ATL, analytics, machine measurement, college football, grilling, parenting
Head of Product @ Cheq
Head of Product @ Cheq
I don't care to ever go to the LAX airport ever again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don't care to ever go to the LAX airport ever again.
This Ed Gein show goes COMPLETELY off the rails.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This Ed Gein show goes COMPLETELY off the rails.
My house is infested with germs
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My house is infested with germs
When you create a document "to review" and it's 100% generated by GPT, you're completely wasting my time... and creating more work.
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When you create a document "to review" and it's 100% generated by GPT, you're completely wasting my time... and creating more work.
You know what sucks? Someone asking you to "review my work" when it's all very obviously generated by GPT.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You know what sucks? Someone asking you to "review my work" when it's all very obviously generated by GPT.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Why men grapes till they gotta eat grapes
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why men grapes till they gotta eat grapes
"If you love it so much, Marriott" - there's your new tagline, Marriott. Pay me money.
September 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"If you love it so much, Marriott" - there's your new tagline, Marriott. Pay me money.
Slightly diminish a band:
Barenaked Lady
Barenaked Lady
Slightly diminish a band:
Moderate Street Preachers
Moderate Street Preachers
Slightly diminish a band: Mumford and Nephews
August 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Barenaked Lady
Barenaked Lady
Happy Gilmore 2 was very, very good
July 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Happy Gilmore 2 was very, very good
Oof, so done with Gatlinburg.
July 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oof, so done with Gatlinburg.
Independence Day's Casting Director to Vivica A Fox:
CD: You're the strong partner of our hero.
Fox: His wife?
CD: Not exactly
Fox: A pilot?
CD: Stripper
Fox: So I band together with-
CD: They all die. But you rescue the First Lady-
Fox: OK, so-
CD: - she dies, but you have a son and a dog.
CD: You're the strong partner of our hero.
Fox: His wife?
CD: Not exactly
Fox: A pilot?
CD: Stripper
Fox: So I band together with-
CD: They all die. But you rescue the First Lady-
Fox: OK, so-
CD: - she dies, but you have a son and a dog.
July 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Independence Day's Casting Director to Vivica A Fox:
CD: You're the strong partner of our hero.
Fox: His wife?
CD: Not exactly
Fox: A pilot?
CD: Stripper
Fox: So I band together with-
CD: They all die. But you rescue the First Lady-
Fox: OK, so-
CD: - she dies, but you have a son and a dog.
CD: You're the strong partner of our hero.
Fox: His wife?
CD: Not exactly
Fox: A pilot?
CD: Stripper
Fox: So I band together with-
CD: They all die. But you rescue the First Lady-
Fox: OK, so-
CD: - she dies, but you have a son and a dog.
"Do tornados eat dirt? Is it their food?" - my 4yo
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Do tornados eat dirt? Is it their food?" - my 4yo
BREAKING: IT discovering you have to do something with the data you collect
martechsquare.substack.com/p/is-custome...
martechsquare.substack.com/p/is-custome...
Is Customer Decisioning Having Its "CDP Moment"?
Why Customer Decisioning Could Be the Hottest Space in MarTech Battleground?
martechsquare.substack.com
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BREAKING: IT discovering you have to do something with the data you collect
martechsquare.substack.com/p/is-custome...
martechsquare.substack.com/p/is-custome...
Netflix is a masterclass of turning really interesting events into really boring documentaries.
June 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Netflix is a masterclass of turning really interesting events into really boring documentaries.
When you release a major architectural update and the only thing people are excited about are adjustable table column widths...
June 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When you release a major architectural update and the only thing people are excited about are adjustable table column widths...
It takes a lot of effort to develop ideas.
It takes no effort to be a contrarian.
It takes an impossible amount of effort to develop ideas with a contrarian.
It takes no effort to be a contrarian.
It takes an impossible amount of effort to develop ideas with a contrarian.
June 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It takes a lot of effort to develop ideas.
It takes no effort to be a contrarian.
It takes an impossible amount of effort to develop ideas with a contrarian.
It takes no effort to be a contrarian.
It takes an impossible amount of effort to develop ideas with a contrarian.