Jim Gordon
@jimalytics.com
ATL, analytics, machine measurement, college football, grilling, parenting
Head of Product @ Cheq
Head of Product @ Cheq
Hmm, what do y'all think
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Hmm, what do y'all think
Nice to see so many Indiana fans collectively learning the rules of football
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Nice to see so many Indiana fans collectively learning the rules of football
My 7yo son the other day:
Dad, I had a dream we were on the Titanic... and dad... I have bad news...
Dad, I had a dream we were on the Titanic... and dad... I have bad news...
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My 7yo son the other day:
Dad, I had a dream we were on the Titanic... and dad... I have bad news...
Dad, I had a dream we were on the Titanic... and dad... I have bad news...
Modern problems call for modern solutions
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Modern problems call for modern solutions
Fire these people straight into the sun
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fire these people straight into the sun
Nano Banana has a REAL difficult time making small changes to images.
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Nano Banana has a REAL difficult time making small changes to images.
Spotify ruined Tame Impala
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Spotify ruined Tame Impala
Guess who moved during his haircut
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Guess who moved during his haircut
I learned that my 4yo's pre-k class talked about Christmas because he came home talking about Saint Netflix
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I learned that my 4yo's pre-k class talked about Christmas because he came home talking about Saint Netflix
I made a deep cut cross-over
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I made a deep cut cross-over
Get em while they're hot
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Get em while they're hot
My parents: Ugh, yeah - your grandparents wouldn't take care of your and your brother for more than a night at a time.
Total count of nights my parents have looked after my kids over the last 7 years: 1
Total count of nights my parents have looked after my kids over the last 7 years: 1
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My parents: Ugh, yeah - your grandparents wouldn't take care of your and your brother for more than a night at a time.
Total count of nights my parents have looked after my kids over the last 7 years: 1
Total count of nights my parents have looked after my kids over the last 7 years: 1
I don't care to ever go to the LAX airport ever again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don't care to ever go to the LAX airport ever again.
This Ed Gein show goes COMPLETELY off the rails.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This Ed Gein show goes COMPLETELY off the rails.
My house is infested with germs
September 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My house is infested with germs
When you create a document "to review" and it's 100% generated by GPT, you're completely wasting my time... and creating more work.
September 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When you create a document "to review" and it's 100% generated by GPT, you're completely wasting my time... and creating more work.
You know what sucks? Someone asking you to "review my work" when it's all very obviously generated by GPT.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You know what sucks? Someone asking you to "review my work" when it's all very obviously generated by GPT.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Just because you used Lovable and Claude doesn't make it any more thought-out.
Why men grapes till they gotta eat grapes
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why men grapes till they gotta eat grapes