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Does anyone else leave a note with allergy information next to the cookies you made for Santa Claus?
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Does anyone else leave a note with allergy information next to the cookies you made for Santa Claus?
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December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Klingon spy: “Today is a good day to buy.”
(Undercover as Klingon stock broker)
(Undercover as Klingon stock broker)
Klingon chef: "Today is a good day to fry."
Klingon pilot: “today is a good day to fly.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Klingon spy: “Today is a good day to buy.”
(Undercover as Klingon stock broker)
(Undercover as Klingon stock broker)
I read a Reddit post saying someone in an online video job interview was AI, and the first reply confidently said the poster was AI, and it was five minutes after I saw another argument about who was AI, and the internet is just a Blade Runner MUD now
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I read a Reddit post saying someone in an online video job interview was AI, and the first reply confidently said the poster was AI, and it was five minutes after I saw another argument about who was AI, and the internet is just a Blade Runner MUD now
Has anyone made a movie yet in which the credits start then shrink to the corner of the screen to make room for a series of streaming-service-style “play next” messages for increasingly ridiculous films? Spaceballs 2 isn’t out yet, does anyone have Mel Brook’s number?
Dear Every Single Streamer,
I ALWAYS want to watch the credits in their entirety. Let me have an option that makes it so they are never ever interrupted.
Signed,
Someone Who Knows How To Watch A Movie
I ALWAYS want to watch the credits in their entirety. Let me have an option that makes it so they are never ever interrupted.
Signed,
Someone Who Knows How To Watch A Movie
September 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Has anyone made a movie yet in which the credits start then shrink to the corner of the screen to make room for a series of streaming-service-style “play next” messages for increasingly ridiculous films? Spaceballs 2 isn’t out yet, does anyone have Mel Brook’s number?
Walking out of the premiere of a documentary someone made about your childhood is its own distinct kind of wrecked
June 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Walking out of the premiere of a documentary someone made about your childhood is its own distinct kind of wrecked
Packing for a trip, I had a tube of toothpaste so full it wouldn't fit in my bag and a second tube that was practically empty. So I emptied just enough toothpaste from the first tube and sucked it into the second tube, which is now the perfect size. So which Nobel committee should know about this?
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Packing for a trip, I had a tube of toothpaste so full it wouldn't fit in my bag and a second tube that was practically empty. So I emptied just enough toothpaste from the first tube and sucked it into the second tube, which is now the perfect size. So which Nobel committee should know about this?