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Jill Tilley
@jilltilley.bsky.social
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American in Canada. ACAB. BLM. Protect Trans Kids. Free Palestine 🍉🍉🍉
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Robert.. I have infiltrated the brain of Robert F Kennedy
An image of Marcus the Worm
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Robert. Out of the way. I'm going to obliterate your toilet.
Kim Kardashian looking like Marcus
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
I dropped a whole thing of timbits in the Toronto pop up Criterion closet and a guy yelled at me
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Doing my husbandly duties (helping my wife set up Plex and turn off motion smoothing at the place she's housesitting)
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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dril.bsky.social
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
It's Akira's 13th birthday!

Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY or GO TO HELL!
A very expensive Siberian Husky wearing a bandana that says "Birthday Girl" and a crude hat with the number 13 on it. She has a funny smile, as if thinking about draining her owner's bank account. A very expensive Siberian Husky wearing a bandana that says "Birthday Girl" and a crude hat with the number 13 on it. She has her mouth wide open.
July 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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tommorelloofficial.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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josholson.bsky.social
If you feel compelled to criticize how your fellow human beings engage in actual resistance to jackbooted thugs in uniforms shooting at unarmed civilians and attacking pre-schools, now would be the time to shut the fuck up and ask yourself if you ever believed in anything in the first place.
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · Jun 11
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
June 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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katamaridumassy.bsky.social
Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good
Reggie Watts statement, 1 of 2: “I was disappointed to see that Thom's statement centers his hurt feelings and frames his fans' demands for him to speak up as a "social media witch hunt," instead of recognizing the urgency of their call for him to speak out against the world-historical humanitarian crisis in Palestine. I hope Thom will reflect and decenter himself from the public outcry against the genocide, because if he and his artistic legacy stand for love and humanity as he asserts, he can come to see his fans' actions as an act of loving solidarity with suffering people-a needed affirmation of our humanity in these dark times.” Reggie Watts statement 2 of 2: “I also want to address Thom's repetition of a common rhetorical tactic of those who are devoted to maintaining the status quo, that one cannot speak up or demand an end to the genocide unless they fully understand the deep "complexity" of this historical conflict. I urge Thom's fans to reject this conviction-neutralizing, demobilizing sentiment and trust their hearts. You don't need to be a geopolitics scholar to know that starving children and slaughtering families is wrong. Your membership in the human family gives you authority and, indeed, responsibility to speak up. All positive change starts with conscious and loving people raising their voices and working together to bring a better world into existence. Please keep fighting until our sisters and brothers in Palestine are free.”
May 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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dommedeluise.bsky.social
ME: and this is called a "black cherry warhead"

NAPOLEON (his eyes swelling shut): sacre bleu!

ME: thats right, napoleon
November 23, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Texts Jill sends to me while we're shopping.
May 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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أحدهم يتعلم كيف يكون شخصا أفضل عبر مراقبتك.
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Akira is going to get us arrested.
April 9, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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February 12, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Glad I'm not a kid in an era where bullies have AI tools. Imagine some garbage teen taping a photo to your locker of you having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog.
February 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Blue Steel Akira
January 26, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Here's a fun game to play if you're at the movies with some non-nerd friends. When the MADAME WEB trailer comes on, ask them all what they think the title is going to be, and then watch their reactions when the actual title comes up.
January 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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webway.bsky.social
A meme of two people on a bus. One is looking sadly out of the window at a solid rock wall, and is labelled 'I'm a human, I don't have any money (real life)'. The other is looking happily out of the other window at a sunny landscape of hills and a river and is labelled 'I'm a human, I don't have any money (Star Trek)'.
January 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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habibirose.bsky.social
BUTCHER BIDEN
So take notes: butcher Biden The ancestors of the Ireland that you claim To be from disown you Keep your country out of your mouth
January 17, 2024 at 7:20 AM
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Racoon: what is this stuff?

Me: it’s our garbage

Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?

Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it

Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
October 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
This is ok, but it really misses the flavour of the documentary where she starts crying at the idea that RICHARD III might have a twisty spine.
dougtilley.bsky.social Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · Jan 14
Jill and I watched the documentary RICHARD III: THE KING IN THE CAR PARK (which is very good and very odd) recently, so now we're watching THE LOST KING.
January 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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dougtilley.bsky.social
Anyone know someone in the Durham, Ontario area with decent typing skills that might want to make some extra cash? I have a note-taking job here that we need to fill quickly. Drop me a line at elhaccessibility@gmail.com
January 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Two idiots out in the blizzard.
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A man and woman laughing covered in snow.
January 13, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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He shit on the floor and then slipped in the shit and some of it got into his eyes and mouth.

A dark day for America.
January 13, 2024 at 5:28 AM