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Jonnie
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Can only assume we’ve stopped our trademark press due to injury accumulation? But boy do we look shite without it. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Seeing the information presented like this makes you realise just how good we’ve been at the back #nufc
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No MOTD2 on iplayer this morning for some reason. My watch with the newborn before toddler wakes plan is scuppered 😭
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Tonali motm for me, unreal midfielder, though Woltemade and Bruno class too. Elanga was poor. Should have been 3/4-0. Happy days #nufc
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Really enjoyed last night regardless of the result. Elanga was great, Gordon needs to be LW, Thiaw looked class when he was on. Thought big Joe had a poor game - lacked composure, though the whole team rushed/forced moments then didn’t need to. #nufc
September 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A lovely panacea in a world of Swedish shite
In among all the Isak nonsense, you might've missed my Jacob Ramsey analysis which is here 🔽 #NUFC
Newcastle United have completed their 4th signing of the summer, shelling out ~£40m for Jacob Ramsey from EPL rival Aston Villa.

Like Thiaw, the club have secured a player that’s been on their shortlist for a long time. Why does Howe like him so much? It’s time to take a closer look 🧵 #NUFC
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Anderson looks class in this final 😢 #nufc
June 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Felt like we’ve not been great but we’re 3 nil up?! After the first’s gone in players rushing with the ball smelling blood in the water, when they’ve got all the time and space in the world. #nufc
April 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
TOON
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If he’s off, all the best to Miggy. That goal against Palace is burned into my retinas. Hero. #nufc
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM