Bernadette
banner
jewqueer.bsky.social
Bernadette
@jewqueer.bsky.social
(๑◔‿◔๑)
disney jr knows what the hell they were doing with this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Bernadette
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
just found the ultimate thanksgiving fit
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Losing my mind over this piece that was on exhibit at the new museum. Its literally Zeke Aaron Mckinley @vipeopleshow.bsky.social
www.artsy.net/artwork/nico... Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
Nicole Eisenman | From Success to Obscurity (2004) | Artsy
From New Museum, Nicole Eisenman, From Success to Obscurity (2004), Oil on canvas, 51 × 40 in
www.artsy.net
August 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I say it's monkey-time this is what I mean.
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
prank your bird
June 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i just got my oil replaced at @valvoline.bsky.social not even five minutes driving it and it completely overheats on the freeway. what the actual hell?

it was driving perfectly fine before i went in.
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
my car everytime:
May 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
thats gore. thats gore of my comfort character wth
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i lowkey love meeting people who are so cartoonishly sexist.

theres a guy i know who is head over heels for me and is always tryna talk to me but everytime i say more than ten words he tells me to shut up.
May 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
no one picks flowers and carries them in their apron like this anymore thats whats wrong with society
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
was walking down a road. no one was around. farted. said outloud "haha i do be farting" and a runner materialized behind me just then. god loves to punish me for being cringe.
May 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Bernadette
If you need 120 NPCs for a project, might I suggest being inspired by/stealing from Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (1565).
May 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Bernadette
The cost of doing business can sometimes lead to a lot of paper and cardboard refuse. We took a look around and decided to start finding ways to use it instead of tossing it.

So now and from out we will be offering a free to the public monthly collage class every third Sunday.
May 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
hot take: bad dog owners are the worst kind of people

obviously any type of bad pet owner can be miserable but bad dog owners carry the biggest consequences and they have no clue the actual problems their dog can cause because of their own negligence.
May 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
im starting a monthly free collage group called cut cut at @laluzdejesus.bsky.social

we are using found materials, many of them from excess cardboard and paper material from the business

sometimes being eco friendly means turning shit into art and crafts.
May 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
im so mentally fried this made me laugh so goddamn hard
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
how it feels to be white and into j-fashion
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you want online guides for accessibility check out @disabilitybelongs.bsky.social they are a wonderful non profit that specializes in accessibility
Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name

Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.

More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
May 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
for once in my goddamn life i fell asleep before 11pm and then my stinky little brother had to wake me up!! now it is 1 am and i still cant go back to bed. it was a miracle falling asleep in the first place in a bed thats not mine
May 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i hate seeing people keep their pets alive for way way way too long. i went to a guys pad last week whose cat had a spine that was literally twice as long as it should be and the cat was miserably in pain the entire time.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Uh-oh! I am starting to see the signs again...
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i love him
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
just a glimpse into my twisted reality
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
everytime i see this apartment on my walk home i love to pretend to be a person who believes in angel numbers
February 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM