Matthew Collins
@jewkneeor.bsky.social
Series 2 streaming now only on Disney+.
Jimmy Eat World songs are Taylor Swift songs with extra angst and drop D tuning.
December 31, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Jimmy Eat World songs are Taylor Swift songs with extra angst and drop D tuning.
Picky bits is not a meal, it’s multiple snacks.
December 29, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Picky bits is not a meal, it’s multiple snacks.
Seen some bad Christmas dinners proudly shared on the socials. I might be a snob but if you’re using bisto on your tea, it’s not share worthy.
December 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Seen some bad Christmas dinners proudly shared on the socials. I might be a snob but if you’re using bisto on your tea, it’s not share worthy.
Marlboro Red are the coolest cigs and I won’t be taking questions.
December 24, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Marlboro Red are the coolest cigs and I won’t be taking questions.
Has anyone ever seen Cole Palmer and Olivia Rodrigo in the same room?
December 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Has anyone ever seen Cole Palmer and Olivia Rodrigo in the same room?
English Bull Terrier just being a good girl.
December 7, 2024 at 8:26 PM
English Bull Terrier just being a good girl.
That time of year again where I’m writing a Christmas card to “mum” on behalf of the dog.
Feel daft and I’m completely against it but the dog doesn’t have thumbs so I need to help her out.
Feel daft and I’m completely against it but the dog doesn’t have thumbs so I need to help her out.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
That time of year again where I’m writing a Christmas card to “mum” on behalf of the dog.
Feel daft and I’m completely against it but the dog doesn’t have thumbs so I need to help her out.
Feel daft and I’m completely against it but the dog doesn’t have thumbs so I need to help her out.
Is “getting started on” a northern thing? A Manchester thing? Or is it a UK wide term? Genuine question.
December 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Is “getting started on” a northern thing? A Manchester thing? Or is it a UK wide term? Genuine question.
I’d like to trial wearing exclusively sunglasses but I’m worried it could be more Gregg Wallace than Anna Wintour.
December 4, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I’d like to trial wearing exclusively sunglasses but I’m worried it could be more Gregg Wallace than Anna Wintour.
Stollen Addicts Anonymous
December 3, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Stollen Addicts Anonymous
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With Heidi Alexander replacing Louise Haigh as transport secretary, the cabinet is now 100% state school educated for the first time in history.
(Sir Keir Starmer's school was a selective state school when he joined, then became private two years into his time there.)
(Sir Keir Starmer's school was a selective state school when he joined, then became private two years into his time there.)
November 29, 2024 at 1:21 PM
With Heidi Alexander replacing Louise Haigh as transport secretary, the cabinet is now 100% state school educated for the first time in history.
(Sir Keir Starmer's school was a selective state school when he joined, then became private two years into his time there.)
(Sir Keir Starmer's school was a selective state school when he joined, then became private two years into his time there.)
Dog fancied herself as a mechanic.
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Dog fancied herself as a mechanic.
6ish years on I am still haunted by the time I was slicing spring onions and I went through a slug that was inside the hollow green part.
November 28, 2024 at 9:37 AM
6ish years on I am still haunted by the time I was slicing spring onions and I went through a slug that was inside the hollow green part.
I’d have done it for 12.
November 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I’d have done it for 12.
Miss Hoover, there’s a dog in the gym.
November 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Miss Hoover, there’s a dog in the gym.
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If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
One thing I’ll miss about Joe Biden is when he does that little jog thing to prove he’s not passed it but then stops after 4 steps and looks a little bit fatigued
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
One thing I’ll miss about Joe Biden is when he does that little jog thing to prove he’s not passed it but then stops after 4 steps and looks a little bit fatigued
ATACMS sound like the latest Christmas must-have, like a Furby, Tamagotchi or Tracy Island.
If I was 28-30 years younger I’d probably be asking my mum for some.
If I was 28-30 years younger I’d probably be asking my mum for some.
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 PM
ATACMS sound like the latest Christmas must-have, like a Furby, Tamagotchi or Tracy Island.
If I was 28-30 years younger I’d probably be asking my mum for some.
If I was 28-30 years younger I’d probably be asking my mum for some.
The time has come for colds and overcoats.
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 AM
The time has come for colds and overcoats.
How long until the thirst traps are peddling their wares on here?
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 AM
How long until the thirst traps are peddling their wares on here?