haze 🐶🎭 jester doggy
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"The way I see it, Kyogre is surrounded. What's under the ocean? That's right, more earth."
fire emblem engage's strongest soldier. certified jester doggy. cringe is dead and i killed it. they/them. currently reading: Harumade Kururu, AIR
fire emblem engage's strongest soldier. certified jester doggy. cringe is dead and i killed it. they/them. currently reading: Harumade Kururu, AIR
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
unsure what we are paying our internet service provider for when they are doing such a poor job of providing internet service
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
unsure what we are paying our internet service provider for when they are doing such a poor job of providing internet service
monomakia -> jesterdoggy
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
monomakia -> jesterdoggy
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On February 16th, it will be the Chinese New Year's Eve. At that time, I will release this year's New Year's Eve greeting painting. Theretofore, let's take a look at how Ike and his tactician are preparing for the arrival of the New Year's Eve!
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
On February 16th, it will be the Chinese New Year's Eve. At that time, I will release this year's New Year's Eve greeting painting. Theretofore, let's take a look at how Ike and his tactician are preparing for the arrival of the New Year's Eve!
declaring myself an aeolia schenberg kinnie
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
declaring myself an aeolia schenberg kinnie
tumblr shitting itself while simultaneously my pc will not stay connected to the Internet. think it's a provider issue. omggggg i don't really like using phones, free me
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
tumblr shitting itself while simultaneously my pc will not stay connected to the Internet. think it's a provider issue. omggggg i don't really like using phones, free me
i'm not into dog shows but a doberman just won westminster for the first time since 1989 and i love dobies so HELL YEAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEST IN SHOW, TAKE HOME THE GOLD OR WHATEVER THEY DO OVER THERE
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
i'm not into dog shows but a doberman just won westminster for the first time since 1989 and i love dobies so HELL YEAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEST IN SHOW, TAKE HOME THE GOLD OR WHATEVER THEY DO OVER THERE
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late night ikesoren postings ^.^ #fireemblem #art
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
late night ikesoren postings ^.^ #fireemblem #art
MY MOM HAS NEVER SEEN A SLUG BEFORE. NOT A SINGLE IMAGE OR DEPICTION OF A SLUG. I SHOWED HER WHAT THIS ANIMAL LOOKS LIKE FOR THE FIRST TIME *TODAY*
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 AM
MY MOM HAS NEVER SEEN A SLUG BEFORE. NOT A SINGLE IMAGE OR DEPICTION OF A SLUG. I SHOWED HER WHAT THIS ANIMAL LOOKS LIKE FOR THE FIRST TIME *TODAY*
eternally funniest thing is seeing a character who should be 40 at least and canonically they are 25
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
eternally funniest thing is seeing a character who should be 40 at least and canonically they are 25
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COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
COMPOSURE - Could he be... a member of the *homo-sexual underground*?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - This *sexual* thing seems interesting... Ask around, become involved.
hey do you want to harmlessly prank people on tumblr. here's a fake broken image placeholder
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
hey do you want to harmlessly prank people on tumblr. here's a fake broken image placeholder
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YOU - I am a detective.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect?
YOU - I was born to detect you.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect?
YOU - I was born to detect you.
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
YOU - I am a detective.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect?
YOU - I was born to detect you.
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - So am I. I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals. What were you born to detect?
YOU - I was born to detect you.
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JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
February 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.
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Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
the problem with OCs you made over 10+ years ago when you were in a very different place is that you are wayyyy too attached to ever do anything with them publicly and not face plant disastrously. but that's okay. they can be special and sparkly and just for you.
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
the problem with OCs you made over 10+ years ago when you were in a very different place is that you are wayyyy too attached to ever do anything with them publicly and not face plant disastrously. but that's okay. they can be special and sparkly and just for you.
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Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
the problem with me trying to say anything in japanese that hasn't been filtered through a translation machine is i don't know how to say things politely yet. i can *tell* when someone is speaking politely, but i don't have the skill to copy it yet! but, uh... sometimes, you say です!
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
the problem with me trying to say anything in japanese that hasn't been filtered through a translation machine is i don't know how to say things politely yet. i can *tell* when someone is speaking politely, but i don't have the skill to copy it yet! but, uh... sometimes, you say です!
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does hetalia or pixar's cars universe have the more batshit worldbuilding. because i am kind of siding towards cars but will hear a counterargument
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
does hetalia or pixar's cars universe have the more batshit worldbuilding. because i am kind of siding towards cars but will hear a counterargument
i can be cranky sometimes but i think if you'd been living in the aftermath of your dog and your *father* dying suddenly in the same year -- and then bad luck continuing to bludgeon you and your family for years afterward -- you'd be a bit cranky too. blegh
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i can be cranky sometimes but i think if you'd been living in the aftermath of your dog and your *father* dying suddenly in the same year -- and then bad luck continuing to bludgeon you and your family for years afterward -- you'd be a bit cranky too. blegh
thinking abt the absurdity of having to explain why something obviously racist is obviously racist to someone who went all in on the "people are outsourcing their thinking and becoming degen - i mean stupid" moral panic. motherfucker you outsourced your thinking to ME. worse, i had to hand feed you!
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
thinking abt the absurdity of having to explain why something obviously racist is obviously racist to someone who went all in on the "people are outsourcing their thinking and becoming degen - i mean stupid" moral panic. motherfucker you outsourced your thinking to ME. worse, i had to hand feed you!
my new motto will be "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 AM
my new motto will be "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"