Jess Margera
@jessmargera.bsky.social
CKY, Thoughts & Prayers, Sovereign Eagle, The Company Band, Viking Skull, Gnarkill, etc etc etc
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Seems like no one is even trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore. Sad, really.
February 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Seems like no one is even trying to impress Jodie Foster anymore. Sad, really.
Tool in the Sand spotify playlist 🛠️ 🏖️ 🎸 🔥 open.spotify.com/playlist/7b6...
Tool In The Sand 2025
Playlist · Disco Presents · 45 items · 17 saves
open.spotify.com
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tool in the Sand spotify playlist 🛠️ 🏖️ 🎸 🔥 open.spotify.com/playlist/7b6...
So stoked for this. That line up is bonkers 🤯
January 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So stoked for this. That line up is bonkers 🤯
Us being told the drones aren’t nefarious and to just go about your day
December 18, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Us being told the drones aren’t nefarious and to just go about your day
Portland was a real good time
December 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Portland was a real good time
Pacific Northwest is bringing it big time. Last show of 2024 tonight in Portland OR 👊
December 15, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Pacific Northwest is bringing it big time. Last show of 2024 tonight in Portland OR 👊
(Trump gets elected)
Aliens : Fuuuccckkk no. No no no. Fuck that shit. Get in the car everybody, we got to cruise over to Earth and save those idiots from themselves… ugggghhh
Aliens : Fuuuccckkk no. No no no. Fuck that shit. Get in the car everybody, we got to cruise over to Earth and save those idiots from themselves… ugggghhh
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
(Trump gets elected)
Aliens : Fuuuccckkk no. No no no. Fuck that shit. Get in the car everybody, we got to cruise over to Earth and save those idiots from themselves… ugggghhh
Aliens : Fuuuccckkk no. No no no. Fuck that shit. Get in the car everybody, we got to cruise over to Earth and save those idiots from themselves… ugggghhh
Jay Z is about to have much, much more than 99 problems. Probably a few hundo at least
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Jay Z is about to have much, much more than 99 problems. Probably a few hundo at least
(A kid flys a hobby lobby drone near an airport)
The FAA : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE CAN FINE YOUR PARENTS 75k for this kid!
Thousands of drones take over the sky and shut down local airports for the last week
The FAA : 🙂😬🫠
The news : yo Syria is bonkers right now guyth
The FAA : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE CAN FINE YOUR PARENTS 75k for this kid!
Thousands of drones take over the sky and shut down local airports for the last week
The FAA : 🙂😬🫠
The news : yo Syria is bonkers right now guyth
December 9, 2024 at 1:33 PM
(A kid flys a hobby lobby drone near an airport)
The FAA : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE CAN FINE YOUR PARENTS 75k for this kid!
Thousands of drones take over the sky and shut down local airports for the last week
The FAA : 🙂😬🫠
The news : yo Syria is bonkers right now guyth
The FAA : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, WE CAN FINE YOUR PARENTS 75k for this kid!
Thousands of drones take over the sky and shut down local airports for the last week
The FAA : 🙂😬🫠
The news : yo Syria is bonkers right now guyth
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The PNW leg of our tour celebrating 25 years of #CKY kicks off in one week!
Dec 11 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo
Dec 12 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theatre
Dec 13 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon
Dec 14 - Portland, OR - Bossanova Ballroom
Tickets available at ckyofficial.com
Dec 11 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo
Dec 12 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theatre
Dec 13 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon
Dec 14 - Portland, OR - Bossanova Ballroom
Tickets available at ckyofficial.com
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The PNW leg of our tour celebrating 25 years of #CKY kicks off in one week!
Dec 11 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo
Dec 12 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theatre
Dec 13 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon
Dec 14 - Portland, OR - Bossanova Ballroom
Tickets available at ckyofficial.com
Dec 11 - Bellingham, WA - Wild Buffalo
Dec 12 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw Theatre
Dec 13 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon
Dec 14 - Portland, OR - Bossanova Ballroom
Tickets available at ckyofficial.com
There's literal flying objects in New Jersey changing the time on the clocks of cars, no one can explain what they are and the top headline is the hawk tuah girls crypto currency crashed. Did anyone see this movie?
December 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
There's literal flying objects in New Jersey changing the time on the clocks of cars, no one can explain what they are and the top headline is the hawk tuah girls crypto currency crashed. Did anyone see this movie?
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If Tucker Carlson was alive in 1939.
December 5, 2024 at 5:37 PM
If Tucker Carlson was alive in 1939.
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“This could have dire implications for all fake money based on blowjob jokes…”
kotaku.com/hawk-tuah-gi...
kotaku.com/hawk-tuah-gi...
Hawk Tuah Girl's Crypto Coin Launches And Crashes Within Three Hours
The memecoin has already lost around 90 percent of its value
kotaku.com
December 5, 2024 at 8:28 PM
“This could have dire implications for all fake money based on blowjob jokes…”
kotaku.com/hawk-tuah-gi...
kotaku.com/hawk-tuah-gi...
Americans:Grrrrr! the economy is shiat! Grrrr groceries and gas and stuff grrrr!
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
December 6, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Americans:Grrrrr! the economy is shiat! Grrrr groceries and gas and stuff grrrr!
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
Aww man are you guys saying I shouldn’t have bought 10,000 shares of hawk tuah coin? This is why I need a financial advisor
December 5, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Aww man are you guys saying I shouldn’t have bought 10,000 shares of hawk tuah coin? This is why I need a financial advisor
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New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
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New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
Longtime fan of The Cure Robin Doucette says the band’s “Songs of a Lost World” is an ideal sonic complement to the world’s descent into a nightmarish wasteland.
thehardtimes.net
December 3, 2024 at 3:12 PM
New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape
thehardtimes.net/music/new-cu...
thehardtimes.net/music/new-cu...
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Check out the daily lineups for Tool Live In The Sand, the all-inclusive destination festival in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic! March 7th, 8th, and 9th 2025 at Hard Rock & Royalton Resorts.
Book now: toolinthesand.com/packages
#CKY #TOOLLiveInTheSand #TOOLInTheSand #TOOL
Book now: toolinthesand.com/packages
#CKY #TOOLLiveInTheSand #TOOLInTheSand #TOOL
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Check out the daily lineups for Tool Live In The Sand, the all-inclusive destination festival in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic! March 7th, 8th, and 9th 2025 at Hard Rock & Royalton Resorts.
Book now: toolinthesand.com/packages
#CKY #TOOLLiveInTheSand #TOOLInTheSand #TOOL
Book now: toolinthesand.com/packages
#CKY #TOOLLiveInTheSand #TOOLInTheSand #TOOL
I never watched MSNBC or morning Joe or whatever the fuck it’s called because about 15 years ago I saw that guy Joe Scarsomething and said “I don’t want to hear a word that guy has to say about anything, ever” and from reading stuff about him lately I think I was probably right
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I never watched MSNBC or morning Joe or whatever the fuck it’s called because about 15 years ago I saw that guy Joe Scarsomething and said “I don’t want to hear a word that guy has to say about anything, ever” and from reading stuff about him lately I think I was probably right
After the news networks pummel you with Ukraine, Gaza and the most depressing shit imaginable, they always make sure to really drive it home & follow it up with a commercial about kids dying of cancer and then the 3rd & final death blow is just a report of whatever Ted Cruz or Ron DeSantis is up to
December 5, 2024 at 2:21 PM
After the news networks pummel you with Ukraine, Gaza and the most depressing shit imaginable, they always make sure to really drive it home & follow it up with a commercial about kids dying of cancer and then the 3rd & final death blow is just a report of whatever Ted Cruz or Ron DeSantis is up to
Do you think there’s a person out there who’s most played Spotify song is how bizarre by OMC
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Do you think there’s a person out there who’s most played Spotify song is how bizarre by OMC
Best fans in the world 🏆
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Best fans in the world 🏆
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PNW CKY! tickets are selling fast.The mini tour is coming up quick. last #CKY shows of the year. celebrate the holidays with some cheer!🎄🎅🏼
12.11 Bellingham Wa. @ wild buffalo
12.12 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw
12.13 Seattle, WA El Corazon
12.14 Portland, OR Bossanova Ballroom
12.11 Bellingham Wa. @ wild buffalo
12.12 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw
12.13 Seattle, WA El Corazon
12.14 Portland, OR Bossanova Ballroom
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
PNW CKY! tickets are selling fast.The mini tour is coming up quick. last #CKY shows of the year. celebrate the holidays with some cheer!🎄🎅🏼
12.11 Bellingham Wa. @ wild buffalo
12.12 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw
12.13 Seattle, WA El Corazon
12.14 Portland, OR Bossanova Ballroom
12.11 Bellingham Wa. @ wild buffalo
12.12 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw
12.13 Seattle, WA El Corazon
12.14 Portland, OR Bossanova Ballroom
