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I wanna have the same last dream again, the one where I wake up and I’m alive
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July 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hate frogging
June 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I leave for NY tomorrow and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my toe lol
May 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Social media is so draining lately. I just want to hide in a hole
May 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The question is, do I extend my June trip from LA to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social in Burlington? Serious answers only
May 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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📌Our Park Service Rangers have flagged the warning on El Capitan.
We are under threat by an America-attacking felon.
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I hate reorganizing things because all it does it make a bigger mess that causes me stress beyond anything else
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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salvation came to me in the form of a cigarette
February 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“A concert will fix me”
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can someone who understands dreams explain why I had a dream where “dysphoria hoodie” was playing on repeat? I mean, I love the song, I’m not mad, but is there a reason it felt the need to be on loop all night
February 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One of two shows in the next two weeks down…

Thank you, universe, for aligning things as they should be
February 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Plane crash? DEI.
Stubbed your toe? Still DEI.
Bad hangover? Yup, that’s DEI too.
Ate some sketchy sushi? Rock chip in your windshield? Ran out of hot water in the middle
of a shower? DEI, DEI, DEI.
January 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Someone’s gotta tell tipsy Jessi “stop”
January 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I tried to take a sip of my drink…
The straw hit my nose…
When did I get a straw
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Drunk Jessi: ditches their friends inside to smoke
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We aren’t even a month in.
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey astrology girlies, gays and theys, what’s the deal? Are we expecting good things this month?
January 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Mmmm I may need book recs at some point
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’ll let yall know my decision on my gender in four years, thanks
January 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I accidentally punched myself in the mouth, and cut my lip,

If that doesn’t accurately describe my January, nothing does
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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you're telling me times were mid AND evil??
January 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sup, Bluesky
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It must be nice to have your time respected
January 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have been MIA but more chaotic in real life
December 30, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Happy holidays, you bastard(s)
December 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM