Jess 🫘
@jessicactus.bsky.social
Hey, hi! 👋 I'm 30-something 🔞 bi 🏳️🌈 poly 💕 neurospicy 🧠 a bleeding heart leftist ❤️🔥 pro-human made art 🎨 anti-fascist 🗽 pro-science ⚛️
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(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay
I went to meet my dasher outside and he goes, "Something's WRONG!" so I'm nervous thinking there was an issue picking up my order.. then he says, "I'M supposed to deliver to YOU not the other way around!" 😅💀
a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' .
ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words `` here you go '' .
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February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I went to meet my dasher outside and he goes, "Something's WRONG!" so I'm nervous thinking there was an issue picking up my order.. then he says, "I'M supposed to deliver to YOU not the other way around!" 😅💀
Advice received: You can't block a business!
...Reality remains unchanged.
...Reality remains unchanged.
BREAKING: Truck loses tire, fails to respect capitalism by stopping in a business entrance
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Advice received: You can't block a business!
...Reality remains unchanged.
...Reality remains unchanged.
BREAKING: Truck loses tire, fails to respect capitalism by stopping in a business entrance
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
BREAKING: Truck loses tire, fails to respect capitalism by stopping in a business entrance
I know it's really difficult, but if someone says "see attached" #please please please look at the attachments BEFORE asking stupid questions. It's the right thing to do! 📧
January 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I know it's really difficult, but if someone says "see attached" #please please please look at the attachments BEFORE asking stupid questions. It's the right thing to do! 📧
It was a table. HUGE. 🤩 Still moving around furniture to fit everything!
my boyfriends are "making big changes" today and I got a message to "answer the phone for uhaul"... should I be worried? 😂
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It was a table. HUGE. 🤩 Still moving around furniture to fit everything!
my boyfriends are "making big changes" today and I got a message to "answer the phone for uhaul"... should I be worried? 😂
December 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
my boyfriends are "making big changes" today and I got a message to "answer the phone for uhaul"... should I be worried? 😂
Moment of silence for everyone who asked for a specific size and was still gifted clothing two sizes too small.
#ungrateful #christmas
#ungrateful #christmas
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Moment of silence for everyone who asked for a specific size and was still gifted clothing two sizes too small.
#ungrateful #christmas
#ungrateful #christmas
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They put microplastics in all of nature that bore us. In our blood. Our brains. Our wombs. Out ballsacks.
"But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.
"But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They put microplastics in all of nature that bore us. In our blood. Our brains. Our wombs. Out ballsacks.
"But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.
"But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.
SO sorry, my perfectionism took over and its still in progress! 😥 I hope you had a great birthday!! 🎉
My post is up, so you can post it when if you are ready
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
SO sorry, my perfectionism took over and its still in progress! 😥 I hope you had a great birthday!! 🎉
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A pair of Crested caracara...
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A pair of Crested caracara...
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You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”.
You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not.
People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
"Why can't we just not talk politics and get along?"
Oh, because silence is complicity.
Oh, because silence is complicity.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Why can't we just not talk politics and get along?"
Oh, because silence is complicity.
Oh, because silence is complicity.
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Posting for accountability (so I can't weasel out of it)...
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Posting for accountability (so I can't weasel out of it)...
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I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com
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#mutualaid #giftgiving
I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com
🏳️⚧️
#mutualaid #giftgiving
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com
🏳️⚧️
#mutualaid #giftgiving
I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com
🏳️⚧️
#mutualaid #giftgiving
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“A.I. makes art accessible.” Art has always been accessible. There was like a six month period where I drew all the sketches for my comics with a lined notebook from the grocery store and a random green marker.
April 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“A.I. makes art accessible.” Art has always been accessible. There was like a six month period where I drew all the sketches for my comics with a lined notebook from the grocery store and a random green marker.