Jessica Carney
@jessicacarney.bsky.social
Writer & event planner querying a book filled with humorous stories about event plans gone awry.
https://jessicacarneywriter.com/
https://jessicacarneywriter.com/
My spouse described someone on TV as a "non-playable video game character" and I don't think I've ever heard a sicker burn
August 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My spouse described someone on TV as a "non-playable video game character" and I don't think I've ever heard a sicker burn
Scheana Shay Reveals New Details on Mike Shay Marriage & Divorce www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...
I'm just saying, more non-famous people should get book deals
I'm just saying, more non-famous people should get book deals
July 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Scheana Shay Reveals New Details on Mike Shay Marriage & Divorce www.bravotv.com/the-daily-di...
I'm just saying, more non-famous people should get book deals
I'm just saying, more non-famous people should get book deals
Order the Real Housewives of Cedar Rapids, you cowards
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Andy Cohen Teases Real Housewives of Rhode Island: ‘Going to Really Surprise People'
Bravo's Andy Cohen has begun teasing the new Real Housewives of Rhode Island franchise and says it will "really surprise people."
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May 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Order the Real Housewives of Cedar Rapids, you cowards
www.realitytea.com/2025/05/09/a...
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It's almost that time of year where lawn companies start coming by to gently insult our lawn
May 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's almost that time of year where lawn companies start coming by to gently insult our lawn
I didn't know chatting on AIM all night was going to train me for my job (chatting on Teams all day)
March 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I didn't know chatting on AIM all night was going to train me for my job (chatting on Teams all day)
Migraines are ridiculous, like I'm SO sorry I parted my hair the other direction
February 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Migraines are ridiculous, like I'm SO sorry I parted my hair the other direction
My dad sent this to the family group chat today
February 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My dad sent this to the family group chat today
This is very much our vibe
My sister just sent this photo of the Valentine’s Day display in our local grocery store; sometimes I miss Iowa so much.
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is very much our vibe
Yesterday I was asked to edit something BEFORE it went into ChatGPT; we are all ChatGPT's interns now
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yesterday I was asked to edit something BEFORE it went into ChatGPT; we are all ChatGPT's interns now
The closed captioning for the F1 theme song captures its spirit perfectly
October 6, 2023 at 8:27 PM
The closed captioning for the F1 theme song captures its spirit perfectly