Jesse Man
@jesseblakeman.bsky.social
L.A. face with an Oakland booty.
♫ I would walk 5000 steps, and I would walk 5000 more, just to not be guilt tripped by my FitBit for not going out my front door ♫
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
♫ I would walk 5000 steps, and I would walk 5000 more, just to not be guilt tripped by my FitBit for not going out my front door ♫
Bummin' 'round Edinburgh.
March 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bummin' 'round Edinburgh.
You may be cool, but cactus cooler.
March 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You may be cool, but cactus cooler.
Reposted by Jesse Man
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
The NFL removed "End Racism" from the Super Bowl endzone. Now why would they choose this game to do that? A mystery we'll never solve.
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The NFL removed "End Racism" from the Super Bowl endzone. Now why would they choose this game to do that? A mystery we'll never solve.
Lazy grizzlies do the bear minimum.
February 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lazy grizzlies do the bear minimum.
I wonder if there was a German dinner table in 1939 where someone said, "I'm really concerned Hitler is invading Poland," and another replied, "Let's not talk politics at the dinner table."
February 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I wonder if there was a German dinner table in 1939 where someone said, "I'm really concerned Hitler is invading Poland," and another replied, "Let's not talk politics at the dinner table."
This makes me feel better. And worse.
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This makes me feel better. And worse.
When Nedry stole the dinosaur DNA, Jurassic Park should've sent out an amber alert.
January 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When Nedry stole the dinosaur DNA, Jurassic Park should've sent out an amber alert.
The batteries are dying on my weight scale. I don't mind though because now the display says "low" when I step on it.
January 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The batteries are dying on my weight scale. I don't mind though because now the display says "low" when I step on it.
2025: Distract from the national news by checking if Los Angeles is still on fire.
January 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
2025: Distract from the national news by checking if Los Angeles is still on fire.
Somewhat of a pro tip: you can use the "Sky Follower Bridge" Chrome extension to see who on your Instagram/Threads is on BlueSky:
chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
Sky Follower Bridge - Chrome Web Store
Easily transfer your following users and list members from X to Bluesky.
chromewebstore.google.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Somewhat of a pro tip: you can use the "Sky Follower Bridge" Chrome extension to see who on your Instagram/Threads is on BlueSky:
chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...
Man, you really limit your social media choices when you don't want to support fascists.
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Man, you really limit your social media choices when you don't want to support fascists.