Jesse Kozloski
@jesse.kozloski.net
father of 5 ( bio and adopted ) • husband • dogs • i play trumpet • fixer of things • i make money working on databases • subaru
coworker reminded me that the scientific method has been abolished. asking chatgpt for bible verses relevant to vmware performance tuning.
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
coworker reminded me that the scientific method has been abolished. asking chatgpt for bible verses relevant to vmware performance tuning.
my new favorite phrase when discussing certain coworkers: "less than optimally gruntled"
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
my new favorite phrase when discussing certain coworkers: "less than optimally gruntled"
a beautiful morning for cross country racing at Luther College in Decorah, IA. the girls ran well, finishing 24th and 10th in their respective races.
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
a beautiful morning for cross country racing at Luther College in Decorah, IA. the girls ran well, finishing 24th and 10th in their respective races.
sometimes this is what i really want to post as a reply to my coworkers' anniversary announcements on linkedin:
a cartoon character pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
Alt: Animated GIF of Nelson from The Simpsons cartoon pointing with the word ha-ha behind him
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
sometimes this is what i really want to post as a reply to my coworkers' anniversary announcements on linkedin:
in case anyone needs help feeling old:
leroy jenkins was 20 years ago.
leroy jenkins was 20 years ago.
August 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
in case anyone needs help feeling old:
leroy jenkins was 20 years ago.
leroy jenkins was 20 years ago.
some community band action tonight. 😁🎺
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
some community band action tonight. 😁🎺
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It has been 3 weeks since we announced that Governor Reynolds isn't giving us documents detailing how $100 million dollars in your taxes is being handled.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It has been 3 weeks since we announced that Governor Reynolds isn't giving us documents detailing how $100 million dollars in your taxes is being handled.
dreary, almost-not-freezing weekend day. time for an oil change and tire rotation.
February 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
dreary, almost-not-freezing weekend day. time for an oil change and tire rotation.
orthodontist appointment for a kid this morning. not sure i've ever paid so much to sit and wait. powershell and c# for our database monitoring dashboard later.
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
orthodontist appointment for a kid this morning. not sure i've ever paid so much to sit and wait. powershell and c# for our database monitoring dashboard later.
Reposted by Jesse Kozloski
I'm pretty sure the guy that can't even sit through a security briefing isn't coming up with all these memos and orders. The Project 2025 people are writing them, and Trump signs whatever is put in front of him without reading it or questioning it.
January 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm pretty sure the guy that can't even sit through a security briefing isn't coming up with all these memos and orders. The Project 2025 people are writing them, and Trump signs whatever is put in front of him without reading it or questioning it.
making my second cup of hot leaf juice. mostly meetings today. will hopefully find a few minutes for some powershell module coding.
January 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
making my second cup of hot leaf juice. mostly meetings today. will hopefully find a few minutes for some powershell module coding.