Jericho Lightshield
@jericholightshield.bsky.social
Pronouns are whatever makes the bit funnier.
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📧: JerichoLightshield@gmail.com
📸: @secretlyrobin.bsky.social
I get chocolate rocks from the store because it helps quell my desire to chew on aquarium gravel
February 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I get chocolate rocks from the store because it helps quell my desire to chew on aquarium gravel
Impromptu date night with my partner because she has never seen Spies in Disguise (2019)
We're 37 minutes in and all of the and all of the bird jokes are making her laugh so hard she's crying
We're 37 minutes in and all of the and all of the bird jokes are making her laugh so hard she's crying
January 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Impromptu date night with my partner because she has never seen Spies in Disguise (2019)
We're 37 minutes in and all of the and all of the bird jokes are making her laugh so hard she's crying
We're 37 minutes in and all of the and all of the bird jokes are making her laugh so hard she's crying
There's nothin' better than a fart, cept' techbros gettin' clowned, maybe. Fuck, I could watch techbros gettin' clowned all day. I don't give a shit about your techbros.
January 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There's nothin' better than a fart, cept' techbros gettin' clowned, maybe. Fuck, I could watch techbros gettin' clowned all day. I don't give a shit about your techbros.
Never once in my life
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Never once in my life
Best of luck! I know it's gonna rock!
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Best of luck! I know it's gonna rock!
I haven't seen Predator (1987) but it's super cool to know how some of the effects were done!
January 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I haven't seen Predator (1987) but it's super cool to know how some of the effects were done!
I am detecting critical levels of Cozycomfy, I look forward to the vlog if there is one
January 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am detecting critical levels of Cozycomfy, I look forward to the vlog if there is one
Whatever you do, don't put nail polish on the camera windows of these machines. I hear certain nail polishes chemically bond to the plastic in the panels and cannot be removed without damage so they have to instead be replaced. This is BAD and SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!
January 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whatever you do, don't put nail polish on the camera windows of these machines. I hear certain nail polishes chemically bond to the plastic in the panels and cannot be removed without damage so they have to instead be replaced. This is BAD and SHOULDN'T HAPPEN!
For prospective candidates, how close is "local-ish"?
January 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
For prospective candidates, how close is "local-ish"?
Me: [knows NYE means New Years Eve]
Also me: New York Eity
Also me: New York Eity
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me: [knows NYE means New Years Eve]
Also me: New York Eity
Also me: New York Eity
It's 2025, can we please stop being irrationally afraid of driving over bridges?
I just wasted an extra half-an-hour longer than necessary stuck in traffic because people are scared if science and engineering.
I just wasted an extra half-an-hour longer than necessary stuck in traffic because people are scared if science and engineering.
January 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's 2025, can we please stop being irrationally afraid of driving over bridges?
I just wasted an extra half-an-hour longer than necessary stuck in traffic because people are scared if science and engineering.
I just wasted an extra half-an-hour longer than necessary stuck in traffic because people are scared if science and engineering.
Consider also: YOU are EXTREMELY COOL so it makes sense that the thing you cooked up is also such
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Consider also: YOU are EXTREMELY COOL so it makes sense that the thing you cooked up is also such
Friend sick? I make soup!
January 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Friend sick? I make soup!
Happy crisis to all who celebrate
December 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Happy crisis to all who celebrate
Not me having to explain to my partner what NTR is after I made a joke about it being absolutely rampant in Greek Mythology
December 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Not me having to explain to my partner what NTR is after I made a joke about it being absolutely rampant in Greek Mythology
Gentle reminder btw that the "Fight for $15" has been going on so long that a liveable wage is now roughly $30.
When they told us raising the minimum wage would make everything more expensive it wasnt a warning it was a threat. And then they went ahead and raised prices anyways.
When they told us raising the minimum wage would make everything more expensive it wasnt a warning it was a threat. And then they went ahead and raised prices anyways.
December 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Gentle reminder btw that the "Fight for $15" has been going on so long that a liveable wage is now roughly $30.
When they told us raising the minimum wage would make everything more expensive it wasnt a warning it was a threat. And then they went ahead and raised prices anyways.
When they told us raising the minimum wage would make everything more expensive it wasnt a warning it was a threat. And then they went ahead and raised prices anyways.
Unreliable narrator, but not in the sense that I lie or get details wrong, but in the sense that I have ADHD and can't focus on the right details in the first place.
December 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Unreliable narrator, but not in the sense that I lie or get details wrong, but in the sense that I have ADHD and can't focus on the right details in the first place.
It sure does! Specifically mine
November 10, 2024 at 10:58 PM
It sure does! Specifically mine
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I’ve forgotten to mention it because what even is social media anymore but DESERT BUS is happening. We’ve already raised $107,000 and have DAYS left to go. Tune in for nonsense and good times.
DesertBus.org
📷: @kolin.me
DesertBus.org
📷: @kolin.me
November 9, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I’ve forgotten to mention it because what even is social media anymore but DESERT BUS is happening. We’ve already raised $107,000 and have DAYS left to go. Tune in for nonsense and good times.
DesertBus.org
📷: @kolin.me
DesertBus.org
📷: @kolin.me
Totally understandable, it is against the law to move a cozy cat
November 10, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Totally understandable, it is against the law to move a cozy cat
May I also throw my blood into the pool?
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM
May I also throw my blood into the pool?
Existential dread isn't exactly what I would call "free"
September 22, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Existential dread isn't exactly what I would call "free"
I did not need to be kicked in the jaw this hard, this early in the morning, bud
September 22, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I did not need to be kicked in the jaw this hard, this early in the morning, bud