Jeremy Woodcock
@jeremywoodcock.bsky.social
TV writer (This Hour Has 22 Minutes), comedian trivia, piano, and other things obviously, lot of hours in the day
They say the classic Casablanca line “Here’s looking at you, kid” was improvised. Wow. 🙂 I wonder if that’s why it makes literally no sense 🙂
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
They say the classic Casablanca line “Here’s looking at you, kid” was improvised. Wow. 🙂 I wonder if that’s why it makes literally no sense 🙂
tfw L.A. proves too much for the man
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
tfw L.A. proves too much for the man
It would be more fun if a Breathalyzer measured how many "sheets to the wind" you were.
August 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It would be more fun if a Breathalyzer measured how many "sheets to the wind" you were.
Rocking out HARD today with the help of #AppleMusic 🎸What about you, what's your own #Weekend #Whammy?
August 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Rocking out HARD today with the help of #AppleMusic 🎸What about you, what's your own #Weekend #Whammy?
3 months into his reign and I can’t help notice Pope Leo XIV has been conspicuously silent on the issue of seed oils 👀
July 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
3 months into his reign and I can’t help notice Pope Leo XIV has been conspicuously silent on the issue of seed oils 👀
We must let ourselves say Joni Mitchell is one of our greatest songwriters, a stunningly open yet oblique lyricist/composer, a singular maverick of rare daring, self-assurance & bravery. But we must ALSO let ourselves or at least ME say "California" just kinda sounds like a less interesting "River"?
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We must let ourselves say Joni Mitchell is one of our greatest songwriters, a stunningly open yet oblique lyricist/composer, a singular maverick of rare daring, self-assurance & bravery. But we must ALSO let ourselves or at least ME say "California" just kinda sounds like a less interesting "River"?
🎵
hold me now
i’m six feet from the edge
and I’m thinkin’
I’m adam clayton
or perhaps larry mullen, jr.
not bono though
he’s usually way closer
🎶
hold me now
i’m six feet from the edge
and I’m thinkin’
I’m adam clayton
or perhaps larry mullen, jr.
not bono though
he’s usually way closer
🎶
July 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🎵
hold me now
i’m six feet from the edge
and I’m thinkin’
I’m adam clayton
or perhaps larry mullen, jr.
not bono though
he’s usually way closer
🎶
hold me now
i’m six feet from the edge
and I’m thinkin’
I’m adam clayton
or perhaps larry mullen, jr.
not bono though
he’s usually way closer
🎶
Marley had dreads, to begin with.
July 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Marley had dreads, to begin with.
I'm on a "sea salt" diet. If I SEE someone doing a summerSAULT I tell them they shouldn't eat right before doing one. Not sure why you're calling that a "diet" though.
June 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm on a "sea salt" diet. If I SEE someone doing a summerSAULT I tell them they shouldn't eat right before doing one. Not sure why you're calling that a "diet" though.
I would imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger has pretty much got to be a millionaire by now, right? Decades of hard work, in several different fields, he’s probably beginning to inch into, if not beyond, seven figures. And deservedly so!
June 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I would imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger has pretty much got to be a millionaire by now, right? Decades of hard work, in several different fields, he’s probably beginning to inch into, if not beyond, seven figures. And deservedly so!
Oooh, GLOW's Marc Maron has a podcast?
June 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oooh, GLOW's Marc Maron has a podcast?
Tango just opened a store, and folks, the hatchet has NOT been buried.
May 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Tango just opened a store, and folks, the hatchet has NOT been buried.
Good luck finding coffee in THIS neighbourhood.
May 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Good luck finding coffee in THIS neighbourhood.
Not usually one for the Mandela Effect but I could *swear* this always had a different name
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Not usually one for the Mandela Effect but I could *swear* this always had a different name
Reposted by Jeremy Woodcock
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hold onto an aeroplane
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hold onto an aeroplane
"You should check out this great band."
"Cool, what are they called?"
"The Band."
"No, I mean their name."
"The Band."
"Oh, weird."
"No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!"
"Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?"
"Tears of Rage."
"Cool, what are they called?"
"The Band."
"No, I mean their name."
"The Band."
"Oh, weird."
"No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!"
"Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?"
"Tears of Rage."
May 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"You should check out this great band."
"Cool, what are they called?"
"The Band."
"No, I mean their name."
"The Band."
"Oh, weird."
"No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!"
"Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?"
"Tears of Rage."
"Cool, what are they called?"
"The Band."
"No, I mean their name."
"The Band."
"Oh, weird."
"No, they're real relaxed & laid back & folksy & warm!"
"Ok, I could use a little of that! What's the first track on their first album called?"
"Tears of Rage."
Fun Q: who would be on your "Mount Rushmore" of presidents?
Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).
Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).
May 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fun Q: who would be on your "Mount Rushmore" of presidents?
Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).
Mine's gotta be Washington (completed & dedicated 1934), Jefferson (completed & dedicated 1936), umm Lincoln (completed & dedicated 1937), and, gah I feel like 4th is always hardest lol? Probably Teddy Roosevelt (completed/dedicated 1939).
And lo when the Anti-Christ does arrive, he will be atop a Schwinn 10-speed.
May 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And lo when the Anti-Christ does arrive, he will be atop a Schwinn 10-speed.
The moment I labelled this box, I realized that if I do have any enemies, I make things very easy for them.
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The moment I labelled this box, I realized that if I do have any enemies, I make things very easy for them.
I love you dearly, Carol. I do. Why else would I make you a playlist?
But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.
But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.
May 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love you dearly, Carol. I do. Why else would I make you a playlist?
But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.
But when you play my playlist on shuffle, Carol, you insult my abilities as a sequencer.
Very "on-brand"
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Very "on-brand"
MIKE PENCE: They've cancelled one of your preferred television programs.
KAREN PENCE: Oh?
MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool.
KAREN PENCE: And to you.
KAREN PENCE: Oh?
MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool.
KAREN PENCE: And to you.
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
MIKE PENCE: They've cancelled one of your preferred television programs.
KAREN PENCE: Oh?
MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool.
KAREN PENCE: And to you.
KAREN PENCE: Oh?
MIKE PENCE: No, it isn't so. April Fool.
KAREN PENCE: And to you.
RECORD COMPANY: We want you to be in this new duo called Wham! You don't need to know music, the other guy George Michael is brilliant, amazing singer, writes songs, you won't be in charge of the music.
ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one.
RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.
ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one.
RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.
March 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
RECORD COMPANY: We want you to be in this new duo called Wham! You don't need to know music, the other guy George Michael is brilliant, amazing singer, writes songs, you won't be in charge of the music.
ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one.
RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.
ANDREW RIDGELEY: Gotcha. Then I'll be the good-looking one.
RECORD COMPANY: So, about that.
Instead, she has finally decided to dedicate herself to her long-time dream of becoming a palindrome.
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Instead, she has finally decided to dedicate herself to her long-time dream of becoming a palindrome.