Jeremy Danner
@jeremydanner.bsky.social
Craft beer digital marketer & copywriter and lover of Kansas City, baseball, pibbles, music and athleisure wear. https://about.me/jeremy_danner
I think I’m in my Lil Wayne and Sean Paul era.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think I’m in my Lil Wayne and Sean Paul era.
“Wolfman’s got nards!”
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“Wolfman’s got nards!”
My leaf blower doesn’t suck.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My leaf blower doesn’t suck.
Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about except that mop robot at QuikTrip. She’s telling everyone her business.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about except that mop robot at QuikTrip. She’s telling everyone her business.
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Belton
Saturday: 11am-1pm on the east side of the Belton Police Station lot (every Saturday in November!) secure.ngpvan.com/R5-3FGwHmEO8...
Saturday: 11am-1pm on the east side of the Belton Police Station lot (every Saturday in November!) secure.ngpvan.com/R5-3FGwHmEO8...
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Belton
Saturday: 11am-1pm on the east side of the Belton Police Station lot (every Saturday in November!) secure.ngpvan.com/R5-3FGwHmEO8...
Saturday: 11am-1pm on the east side of the Belton Police Station lot (every Saturday in November!) secure.ngpvan.com/R5-3FGwHmEO8...
I feel like a truly elite tuna would evade capture and not end up in a bag at the store.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I feel like a truly elite tuna would evade capture and not end up in a bag at the store.
We have the attic fan on in November and may need to turn it off because the house is getting a little too warm. Shitscrazyman.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We have the attic fan on in November and may need to turn it off because the house is getting a little too warm. Shitscrazyman.
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
Dude, I just did it right at Idol Wolf in the 21c.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Dude, I just did it right at Idol Wolf in the 21c.
IT’S HOT AND YOU NEED A POOL
My favorite part about watching TV in the Midwest is the local ads
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
IT’S HOT AND YOU NEED A POOL
Weed drinks, you guys.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Weed drinks, you guys.
Randyl. Made. Meatloaf.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Randyl. Made. Meatloaf.
Me sending my wife every Kiké Hernandez reel I see:
a man is typing on a keyboard and pointing at something .
ALT: a man is typing on a keyboard and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me sending my wife every Kiké Hernandez reel I see:
Anaconda is such a mildly entertaining piece of crap movie and I love it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Anaconda is such a mildly entertaining piece of crap movie and I love it.
When I start accepting friend requests from the midsize roommate’s teammates’ parents:
a man is saying well here i am in a dark room
ALT: a man is saying well here i am in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When I start accepting friend requests from the midsize roommate’s teammates’ parents:
I bought something dumb today.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I bought something dumb today.
I want that blue pie.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I want that blue pie.
I love that while I’m watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Netflix is like, “Hey, dude. There’s smoking in this show. You’ve been warned.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love that while I’m watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Netflix is like, “Hey, dude. There’s smoking in this show. You’ve been warned.”
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#Royals sign Salvy to new $25 million contract that keeps the captain in Kansas City through 2027: www.mlb.com/news/salvado...
Salvy signs 2-year deal to stay with Royals through 2027
KANSAS CITY -- The Royals have signed catcher Salvador Perez to a two-year contract that runs through the 2027 season, the club announced Tuesday night.
The new deal takes the place of the 2026 club o...
www.mlb.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#Royals sign Salvy to new $25 million contract that keeps the captain in Kansas City through 2027: www.mlb.com/news/salvado...
I like this a ton.
Source: Salvador Perez's new contract with the #Royals is worth a guaranteed $25 million over the two years. There's a signing bonus and some deferred money within the contract, but it essentially works out to $12.5 million a year.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like this a ton.
Salvador Perez is foreverer Royal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Salvador Perez is foreverer Royal.
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Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
Got tricked into thinking that fancy fresh dog food looked tasty before I recognized what it was in the commercial. Again.
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Got tricked into thinking that fancy fresh dog food looked tasty before I recognized what it was in the commercial. Again.
Walt Dog thinks we’re trying to starve him. Dude’s acting like it’s 10pm.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Walt Dog thinks we’re trying to starve him. Dude’s acting like it’s 10pm.
The description of the toe color, red aura, I got today is amazing:
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The description of the toe color, red aura, I got today is amazing:
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.
The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.