"turn on x movie at exactly y time so z thing happens at exactly midnight"

Ok but also like at exactly midnight just put on 35th anniversary UHF on Blu-ray in 4k so that you start the new year off the way God intended with Weird Al Yankovic

Bird shit doing more for the environment than the current administration

Nintendo Super Mario Super Star Tree Topper With Light and Sound is $92.99, releasing July 12 at Hallmark buff.ly/CGJ9rka

We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home Pushkin Industries. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...

Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!

This image is doing numbers on Tumblr so here y'all go

Hello! We have exciting stuff for 2025! Our LinkTree has been updated: we have a new link to donate to our 2025 Extralife campaign, a link to join our official Austin Extralife Team benefiting Dell Children's, as well as links to socials, & info on CMN 2025 champions! linktr.ee/austinextral...

shit

jazz jackrabbit, advert shown upon exit of the shareware version, excerpt, dos (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/902/jaz...

Make it loud, Make it funky.

Hopefully this is as good on switch as it was on PS5.

So i think i migrated all my movable Twitter data over, looks like there's a bunch of duplicate posts now hahaha

Here's a photo of Kevin Bacon

Me playing OG hello kitty guitar before it was cool

Thanks to everyone who donated towards #extralife2024 incentives!! I'll be contacting everyone this wk!

Super thanks to the hero who donated $250 for an extralife inspired wood carving! It's in progress!

I have more woodcarving incentives on my page!

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Thanks to everyone who donated towards #ExtraLife #extralife2024 incentives!! I'll be contacting everyone this wk!

Super thanks to the hero who donated for an extralife inspired wood carving! In progress!

I have more woodcarving incentives on my page!...

We are live #extralifehashtag/extralife2024" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#extralife2024 #extralife raising money for @dellchidrens on twitch all day!!

Coming up right now: Celeste!

donate to make me eat ghost pepper candy and crickets! <a href="http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024

twitch is embedded in the above link: ID jentherose

We just hit scorpion lollipop goal! I'm gonna be eating a scorpion lollipop while playing blaster master! #ExtraLife
#extralife2024
<a href="http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024

THE CRICKETS ARE BACK!

Also a scorpion lollipop! It's banana flavored so it's gonna be extra disgusting!

On Saturday I'll be live all day on twitch for #ExtraLife2024 #extralife

Come hang out on Nov 2 at twitch.tv/jentherose and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024

THE CRICKETS ARE BACK!

And thanks to @marjolycookie there's also a scorpion lollipop!

On Saturday I'll be live all day on twitch for #ExtraLife2024 #extralife

Come hang out on Nov 2 at <a href="http://twitch.tv/jentherose" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitch.tv/jentherose and donate at <a href="http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.extra-life.org/participant/jentherose2024

Wii-llie Nelson. It took as long as a limited run preorder to get here so uhhh.... Oh well I guess

If you want a wii-llie nelson jersey too they're actually available on his website despite this looking like it came from wish

willienelson.com/products/wil...

I would highly recommend watching his 'last lecture' - full of timeless great advice and words of wisdom to live by

youtu.be/ji5_MqicxSo?...