Jenn
@jennswartz.bsky.social
Lawyer, displaced Buckeye, Joey Votto stan. Gold medalist in collecting plants, purses, and yarn.
It's that time of year when my Thanksgiving Cacti are blooming.
#bloomscrolling #thanksgivingcactus #christmascactus
#bloomscrolling #thanksgivingcactus #christmascactus
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's that time of year when my Thanksgiving Cacti are blooming.
#bloomscrolling #thanksgivingcactus #christmascactus
#bloomscrolling #thanksgivingcactus #christmascactus
Last weekend I did a one-day Sling pass so I could watch the ESPN family of networks. This weekend I am doing a 5-day free trial of Directv.
If Youtube TV and Disney don't get their act together, I'm just not watching college football on ESPN until they figure it out. The SEC is overrated anyway.
If Youtube TV and Disney don't get their act together, I'm just not watching college football on ESPN until they figure it out. The SEC is overrated anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Last weekend I did a one-day Sling pass so I could watch the ESPN family of networks. This weekend I am doing a 5-day free trial of Directv.
If Youtube TV and Disney don't get their act together, I'm just not watching college football on ESPN until they figure it out. The SEC is overrated anyway.
If Youtube TV and Disney don't get their act together, I'm just not watching college football on ESPN until they figure it out. The SEC is overrated anyway.
Gus Johnson is going to have an aneurysm if Penn State wins this game.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gus Johnson is going to have an aneurysm if Penn State wins this game.
Pat McAfee is at his most likable when he's giving his money away during the field goal kicking segment on Gameday. I just wish he was likable more often.
#CollegeGameday
#CollegeGameday
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pat McAfee is at his most likable when he's giving his money away during the field goal kicking segment on Gameday. I just wish he was likable more often.
#CollegeGameday
#CollegeGameday
A few months ago, "croissant" sourdough went viral.
From what I can tell, croissant in this context just means adding butter to your dough. So I grated some butter and added it to my focaccia dough recipe.
Butter makes everything better, right?
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #croissant
From what I can tell, croissant in this context just means adding butter to your dough. So I grated some butter and added it to my focaccia dough recipe.
Butter makes everything better, right?
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #croissant
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A few months ago, "croissant" sourdough went viral.
From what I can tell, croissant in this context just means adding butter to your dough. So I grated some butter and added it to my focaccia dough recipe.
Butter makes everything better, right?
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #croissant
From what I can tell, croissant in this context just means adding butter to your dough. So I grated some butter and added it to my focaccia dough recipe.
Butter makes everything better, right?
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #croissant
I've watched this at least 10 times, and it gets better every time.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've watched this at least 10 times, and it gets better every time.
Miami-Louisville is drunk. This game is wild.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Miami-Louisville is drunk. This game is wild.
Egbuka is a beast. He's so easy to root for.
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Egbuka is a beast. He's so easy to root for.
Carnell Tate game. My goodness. He's going to be an NFL WR1. #OhioState
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Carnell Tate game. My goodness. He's going to be an NFL WR1. #OhioState
And now UCLA is imploding. 😬
October 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And now UCLA is imploding. 😬
I'm so happy about what Matt Patricia is doing for Ohio State's defense given what Bill Belichick is doing (or not doing) to all of North Carolina.
October 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm so happy about what Matt Patricia is doing for Ohio State's defense given what Bill Belichick is doing (or not doing) to all of North Carolina.
Are the 7:30 games ever going to start? It's 7:46 and neither Oregon v. Penn State nor Georgia v. Alabama has kicked off.
I need moar football, please.
I need moar football, please.
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Are the 7:30 games ever going to start? It's 7:46 and neither Oregon v. Penn State nor Georgia v. Alabama has kicked off.
I need moar football, please.
I need moar football, please.
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Baked a savory pumpkin sourdough focaccia to get in the fall spirit.
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #pumpkin
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #pumpkin
September 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Baked a savory pumpkin sourdough focaccia to get in the fall spirit.
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #pumpkin
#sourdough #breadsky #focaccia #pumpkin
Being forced to watch the Ohio State game on Peacock is brutal. The production is terrible, and Chris Simms is making my ears bleed.
September 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being forced to watch the Ohio State game on Peacock is brutal. The production is terrible, and Chris Simms is making my ears bleed.
Reposted by Jenn
As called by Andy Demetra on Georgia Tech radio:
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As called by Andy Demetra on Georgia Tech radio:
This game should be at night. Big Noon 12:15pm sucks.
I have not missed Gus Johnson at all. Ugh.
But here we go.
#ohiostate #texas #gobucks
I have not missed Gus Johnson at all. Ugh.
But here we go.
#ohiostate #texas #gobucks
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This game should be at night. Big Noon 12:15pm sucks.
I have not missed Gus Johnson at all. Ugh.
But here we go.
#ohiostate #texas #gobucks
I have not missed Gus Johnson at all. Ugh.
But here we go.
#ohiostate #texas #gobucks
Today we start that time of the year where my emotions are controlled by a bunch of 18-22-year-olds playing the best sport in the world.
O-H
#ohiostate #collegefootball #gobucks #buckeyes
O-H
#ohiostate #collegefootball #gobucks #buckeyes
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Today we start that time of the year where my emotions are controlled by a bunch of 18-22-year-olds playing the best sport in the world.
O-H
#ohiostate #collegefootball #gobucks #buckeyes
O-H
#ohiostate #collegefootball #gobucks #buckeyes
I'm not crying. You're crying. 😭
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm not crying. You're crying. 😭
I have over 60 house plants and use an app to track watering but sometimes I ignore it.
I always apologize to my plants when I forget to water them timely.
Lots of apologies are being made today. Sorry, friends.
I always apologize to my plants when I forget to water them timely.
Lots of apologies are being made today. Sorry, friends.
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have over 60 house plants and use an app to track watering but sometimes I ignore it.
I always apologize to my plants when I forget to water them timely.
Lots of apologies are being made today. Sorry, friends.
I always apologize to my plants when I forget to water them timely.
Lots of apologies are being made today. Sorry, friends.