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Jenn Satterwhite
@jennsatt.bsky.social
I’m an author, freelance writer, and storyteller. I believe energy doesn’t lie. I’m a Reiki master & read Oracle cards. I’m GenX & not afraid to write, laugh, or talk about it.

Currently, I’m in my “gaining my life back” era. 🩷
Am I the only person who has a horrible reactions to Ozempic & Mounjaro. Two days of throwing up every week is too much! Once a week is too much. How do people do this? Are they sick 2 to 3 days out of the week? I am absolutely useless. FYI I’m on it for type 2 diabetes & the weight loss is a bonus.
October 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I just took a midnight swim. I haven’t felt peace and calmness like this in a very long time. Tonight? I am grateful af.
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’ll never be fake with you. Does it always feel good. Nope. Not for some. 🤭
September 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If I admitted to being irrational, don’t agree. Never agree. 😅😜
September 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It picked my quote. They are words I try to live by. What’s your favorite quote?
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am in soooo many Discord servers. Just removed Discord so I can focus on my writing.

Unless, of course, you know of an excellent writers’ Discord server. 😂
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have wanderlust and want to travel. For now, I am looking at the continental US so I can drive. What suggestions do you have for me? And go…
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Welcome back @jimmykimmel.com So happy you’re back. Suck it Taco!
Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If Tylenol doesn’t sue for defamation, they’re bending to TFG!
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is it possible to fail therapy? Asking for a friend. (It’s me. I’m the friend.)

So, I apologized to my therapist for talking too much during therapy today. I’ll let you ponder that for a second.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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What has happened to me? The past several mornings, I’ve gotten up early. Why? Because I miss my new puppy and want to be with her. Just look at her! 😍
June 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Just found a treasure: Old videos my bestie made while we were deep in the trenches of motherhood. What a perfect day to rediscover these. 💖
May 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you're beta testing for @theneptuneapp.bsky.social , drop your username here so I can follow you before lunch on April 30... Three days!
boo from monsters inc is holding her hands to her face and says i can 't wait !
ALT: boo from monsters inc is holding her hands to her face and says i can 't wait !
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April 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Never saw myself as an artsy type, but I am very much enjoying all of the things I am making with sea glass and seashells I got in New Jersey during my final visit with my bestie. Be sure to act surprised if you receive one of my creations. 🤣 🐚
a pile of seashells with a starfish in the center
ALT: a pile of seashells with a starfish in the center
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April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Saturdays are the hardest, I think. I still expect the phone to ring, and we’ll catch up, even if we just spoke the day before. My quiet phone is so loud. I miss you so much. How is this real? 😭
March 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Which of my friends here has in depth knowledge, tips, and tricks for Substack and would be willing to walk me through it? Explain like I’m 5. 🫠🤣 I appreciate any and all suggestions, etc. TIA 🩷
January 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The man beside me on the plane when I burst into tears: “What would you like to drink?” And proceeded to get me a drink and then told me “No one is looking. Cry all you want.”

There are good people out there! 😭🩷
January 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sitting in your hair salon after cutting your own bangs while pretending you didn’t, well, it’s a special kind of skill. (And delusion) 😆😇
January 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I met my sister from another mister, Liz, through blogging over 20 yrs ago. By the time we met in person years later, we were family. Humble & sincere, she is wicked funny & has such a huge heart.

It has been beautiful to see people coming forward to help her and her family. 💖

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Donate to Support Liz's Fight Against ALS, organized by Lauren Thompson
After spending the last couple of months in and out of hospitals and rehab facilities… Lauren Thompson needs your support for Support Liz's Fight Against ALS
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December 13, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Apparently, I am the person who can fall asleep while getting a tattoo. Who knew?
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM