Jennie Egerdie
@jennieegerdie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m gonna implore everyone here to take the W if only to experience the feeling again.
“This thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?”
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“This thanksgiving, what are you thankful for?”
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
The timing of the Trump/Mamdani press conference. FINALLY something I can chat with my alt-right Uncle-in-law about.
Spider League is just MomTok for comedy dudes. The official equation is:
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Spider League is just MomTok for comedy dudes. The official equation is:
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
MomTok + Dudes Rock = Spider League
Next up is anti-vaxxers getting really into leaches. RFK jr unrolling Big Leach 2026, line ups at CVS for a deep leachin’ , Make America Leach Again
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next up is anti-vaxxers getting really into leaches. RFK jr unrolling Big Leach 2026, line ups at CVS for a deep leachin’ , Make America Leach Again
10pm in November is 3am in July
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
10pm in November is 3am in July
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
Dick Cheney dying on the day NYC will elect a democratic socialist Muslim mayor? Poetry
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dick Cheney dying on the day NYC will elect a democratic socialist Muslim mayor? Poetry
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
Andrew Cuomo: the government doesn’t build housing .
Zohran Mamdani: Always nice to hear Cuomo make up his own facts
Curtis Sliwa: they fight like kids in a schoolyard, I’ve filled libraries with cocktail napkins but let me tell you I was once shot by 6 cats stacked in a trenchcoat
Zohran Mamdani: Always nice to hear Cuomo make up his own facts
Curtis Sliwa: they fight like kids in a schoolyard, I’ve filled libraries with cocktail napkins but let me tell you I was once shot by 6 cats stacked in a trenchcoat
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Andrew Cuomo: the government doesn’t build housing .
Zohran Mamdani: Always nice to hear Cuomo make up his own facts
Curtis Sliwa: they fight like kids in a schoolyard, I’ve filled libraries with cocktail napkins but let me tell you I was once shot by 6 cats stacked in a trenchcoat
Zohran Mamdani: Always nice to hear Cuomo make up his own facts
Curtis Sliwa: they fight like kids in a schoolyard, I’ve filled libraries with cocktail napkins but let me tell you I was once shot by 6 cats stacked in a trenchcoat
Reposted by Jennie Egerdie
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
me: Weaponizing ICE and stealing 230 million from American people and lying more than breathing and we’re supposed to just keep working?? And paying fucking taxes while people get abducted and imprisoned and killed and -
chef at Jellycat Diner Experience: [pushes stuffie across counter]…order up
chef at Jellycat Diner Experience: [pushes stuffie across counter]…order up
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
me: Weaponizing ICE and stealing 230 million from American people and lying more than breathing and we’re supposed to just keep working?? And paying fucking taxes while people get abducted and imprisoned and killed and -
chef at Jellycat Diner Experience: [pushes stuffie across counter]…order up
chef at Jellycat Diner Experience: [pushes stuffie across counter]…order up
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
Mamdani: free buses for all
Cuomo: tax breaks for corporations
Curtis Sliwa: Start dealing with reality, I’m the only one on this stage totally opposed to a Gilmore girls fall. Those girls kill Pets, they killed Skippy the hamster, I would give the Gilmore girls the death penalty
Cuomo: tax breaks for corporations
Curtis Sliwa: Start dealing with reality, I’m the only one on this stage totally opposed to a Gilmore girls fall. Those girls kill Pets, they killed Skippy the hamster, I would give the Gilmore girls the death penalty
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mamdani: free buses for all
Cuomo: tax breaks for corporations
Curtis Sliwa: Start dealing with reality, I’m the only one on this stage totally opposed to a Gilmore girls fall. Those girls kill Pets, they killed Skippy the hamster, I would give the Gilmore girls the death penalty
Cuomo: tax breaks for corporations
Curtis Sliwa: Start dealing with reality, I’m the only one on this stage totally opposed to a Gilmore girls fall. Those girls kill Pets, they killed Skippy the hamster, I would give the Gilmore girls the death penalty
Andrew Cuomo: Zohran has no experience
Zohran Mamdani: Cuomo has no integrity
Curtis Sliwa: We gotta keep Rikers open so CVS will stop locking up the toothpaste
Zohran Mamdani: Cuomo has no integrity
Curtis Sliwa: We gotta keep Rikers open so CVS will stop locking up the toothpaste
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Andrew Cuomo: Zohran has no experience
Zohran Mamdani: Cuomo has no integrity
Curtis Sliwa: We gotta keep Rikers open so CVS will stop locking up the toothpaste
Zohran Mamdani: Cuomo has no integrity
Curtis Sliwa: We gotta keep Rikers open so CVS will stop locking up the toothpaste