Jennie Egerdie
@jennieegerdie.bsky.social
full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more
#author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024)
Working on my third book!
Rep: WSA
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Way to go @schumer.senate.gov really glad you took a stand by not endorsing the NY democratic candidate for mayor AND by making this whole shutdown completely pointless. True leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald day to all who celebrate
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
JD Vance in a beach boy themed parallel universe
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the season 1 Love is Blind dog that loves wine
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
happy Hamoween, may we all be hams
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
YESSSSS THERE IS A GOD
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Became a citizen in January, first time voting yesterday! The poll workers cheered, I got extra stickers, and Matt ripped down a Cuomo sign. Get on out, early voting is happening in NYC! #workingfamiliesparty
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
God gives his toughest battles to his smooshiest soldiers (me)
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tfw the person you’re in love with is getting married tomorrow
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Watching the mayoral debate and I can’t unsee it @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Sums up the majority of Americans political position perfectly
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sums up the majority of Americans political position perfectly
“They say Costco’s $1.50 hot dog combo is a strategic loss-leader to attract customers, but I never would’ve dreamed it would attract me to you. You are everything I need in one person, like how Costco’s hot dog is everything I need in one meal. Will you take this dog and be my wife?”
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“They say Costco’s $1.50 hot dog combo is a strategic loss-leader to attract customers, but I never would’ve dreamed it would attract me to you. You are everything I need in one person, like how Costco’s hot dog is everything I need in one meal. Will you take this dog and be my wife?”
Inside you there are two wolves
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
I expect to be cancelled any day now
October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I expect to be cancelled any day now
I got that dog in me
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I got that dog in me
Doing god’s work this morning
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Doing god’s work this morning
“What’s your retirement plan?”
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“What’s your retirement plan?”
“Surprising retirement communities” I’ll be surprised if any single person in them gets therapy
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Surprising retirement communities” I’ll be surprised if any single person in them gets therapy
Forced to attend the Mohawk Institute Residential School, he enfranchised (a legal process terminating Indian Status) so his daughter wouldn’t be taken away like he was, so his Irish wife wouldn’t lose her rights for marrying him, and so he could vote, a right denied to him as an indigenous man
September 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Forced to attend the Mohawk Institute Residential School, he enfranchised (a legal process terminating Indian Status) so his daughter wouldn’t be taken away like he was, so his Irish wife wouldn’t lose her rights for marrying him, and so he could vote, a right denied to him as an indigenous man
Today is Orange Shirt Day, a Canadian day of remembrance for the atrocities of the Indian residential school system. To honour losses known and unknown, I thought I’d share my great-grandfather’s enfranchisement paperwork. #orangeshirtday
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today is Orange Shirt Day, a Canadian day of remembrance for the atrocities of the Indian residential school system. To honour losses known and unknown, I thought I’d share my great-grandfather’s enfranchisement paperwork. #orangeshirtday