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Jenn
@jennaferthelma.bsky.social
· Jan 13
Me, pointing to my owl tattoo on my arm: Hey buddy, is this an owl?
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
Virtual cards are bullshit. #wtfnintendo
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Virtual cards are bullshit. #wtfnintendo
Me: Ah, time to sleep.
My brain: IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO. WHERE DID YA COME FROM? WHERE DID YA GO? WHERE DID YA COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?
My brain: IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO. WHERE DID YA COME FROM? WHERE DID YA GO? WHERE DID YA COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Me: Ah, time to sleep.
My brain: IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO. WHERE DID YA COME FROM? WHERE DID YA GO? WHERE DID YA COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?
My brain: IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO. WHERE DID YA COME FROM? WHERE DID YA GO? WHERE DID YA COME FROM, COTTON EYE JOE?
@ktslalaland.bsky.social I FORGOT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M SORRY FRIEND.
Yes, the caps and lack of punctuation were necessary.
Also, Keiko's daughter is 7 today. Can you believe it?!
Yes, the caps and lack of punctuation were necessary.
Also, Keiko's daughter is 7 today. Can you believe it?!
February 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
@ktslalaland.bsky.social I FORGOT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M SORRY FRIEND.
Yes, the caps and lack of punctuation were necessary.
Also, Keiko's daughter is 7 today. Can you believe it?!
Yes, the caps and lack of punctuation were necessary.
Also, Keiko's daughter is 7 today. Can you believe it?!
BJ Corville seems way more interested in her wonky, over filled lips than her clients...
February 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
BJ Corville seems way more interested in her wonky, over filled lips than her clients...
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🧵 1/ Dr. Peter Hotez isn’t just a scientist—he’s a humanitarian. His work has saved countless lives by developing low-cost, patent-free vaccines for diseases that disproportionately impact the world’s poorest communities. Let’s dive into his incredible contributions. ⬇️
February 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
🧵 1/ Dr. Peter Hotez isn’t just a scientist—he’s a humanitarian. His work has saved countless lives by developing low-cost, patent-free vaccines for diseases that disproportionately impact the world’s poorest communities. Let’s dive into his incredible contributions. ⬇️
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If you see this, post a GIF from one of your comfort shows.
I feel super old saying this, but getting a pillow wedge to sleep with at night was the best idea I've had in a long time. I wish I'd done it earlier!
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I feel super old saying this, but getting a pillow wedge to sleep with at night was the best idea I've had in a long time. I wish I'd done it earlier!
I miss these two more than I ever thought I would. Losing them both within 7 months of each other doesn't feel fair. 💔
January 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I miss these two more than I ever thought I would. Losing them both within 7 months of each other doesn't feel fair. 💔
The pettiness of Ryan Reynolds does not make me hate him. I enjoy petty people.
January 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The pettiness of Ryan Reynolds does not make me hate him. I enjoy petty people.
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
January 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reality is a product of chance that we call fate.
Itachi Uchiha
Itachi Uchiha
January 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reality is a product of chance that we call fate.
Itachi Uchiha
Itachi Uchiha
My two year old threw a book at my eye.
Guess I'm awake now.
Guess I'm awake now.
January 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My two year old threw a book at my eye.
Guess I'm awake now.
Guess I'm awake now.
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yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed
Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
I just want to express my immense displeasure at the fact that the words 'finite' and 'infinite' do not rhyme.
January 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just want to express my immense displeasure at the fact that the words 'finite' and 'infinite' do not rhyme.
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GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
GRILLED THREESE
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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TOMORROW, WE CELEBRATE MLK NOT DJT.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
TOMORROW, WE CELEBRATE MLK NOT DJT.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
TOMORROW, WE CELEBRATE MLK NOT DJT.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
TOMORROW, WE CELEBRATE MLK NOT DJT.
Pass it on…
Pass it on…
Can someone explain to me how Trumperdink "saved" Tiktok? He's not even president yet.
And he called for the ban in the first place!!
And he called for the ban in the first place!!
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Can someone explain to me how Trumperdink "saved" Tiktok? He's not even president yet.
And he called for the ban in the first place!!
And he called for the ban in the first place!!
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I do not like the orange man.
January 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I do not like the orange man.
Me, pointing to my owl tattoo on my arm: Hey buddy, is this an owl?
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
January 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Me, pointing to my owl tattoo on my arm: Hey buddy, is this an owl?
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
My son, 2: No, that's Mama.
@ktslalaland.bsky.social I feel compelled to tell you:
IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
that is all.
IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
that is all.
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 AM
@ktslalaland.bsky.social I feel compelled to tell you:
IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
that is all.
IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
that is all.