jenna 💕🩵
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new challenge: google "why do companies want customers to use their AI" and scroll through the results and try not to cry
January 22, 2026 at 12:42 AM
new challenge: google "why do companies want customers to use their AI" and scroll through the results and try not to cry
why is hibernation given so much weight in elementary school science curricula
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 AM
why is hibernation given so much weight in elementary school science curricula
we should bring back “hick” as a slur for white rural conservatives it has a certain biting quality like nothing else we have today
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 PM
we should bring back “hick” as a slur for white rural conservatives it has a certain biting quality like nothing else we have today
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
we should bring back “hick” as a slur for white rural conservatives it has a certain biting quality like nothing else we have today
"immigrants commit fewer crimes than citizens" is kind of like the new "dolphins exhibit homosexual behavior"
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"immigrants commit fewer crimes than citizens" is kind of like the new "dolphins exhibit homosexual behavior"
Ok Google search How to interact with the world around you as literally one of the 3-5 smartest people you know without wanting to scream Forever
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Ok Google search How to interact with the world around you as literally one of the 3-5 smartest people you know without wanting to scream Forever
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I feel bad for the ICE agents who have been on the force for years now suddenly getting all this hate..... Oh wait no I don't
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I feel bad for the ICE agents who have been on the force for years now suddenly getting all this hate..... Oh wait no I don't
was having kind of a bad day and it got to the point where I actually thought “I wonder if this whole day has just been a bad dream” so I tried waking up and turns out it actually was
January 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
was having kind of a bad day and it got to the point where I actually thought “I wonder if this whole day has just been a bad dream” so I tried waking up and turns out it actually was
if ICE comes to my neighborhood I will deliver to them a Jimmy Stewart-esque rallying cry speech that makes them all realize they have to quit the force right then and there
January 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
if ICE comes to my neighborhood I will deliver to them a Jimmy Stewart-esque rallying cry speech that makes them all realize they have to quit the force right then and there
every article needs to have a comments section, OR every publication needs to enforce some minimum standard of quality for its contributions and contributors
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
every article needs to have a comments section, OR every publication needs to enforce some minimum standard of quality for its contributions and contributors
listening to most music while being on the asexual spectrum is like Oh ok guess i'll just die then
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
listening to most music while being on the asexual spectrum is like Oh ok guess i'll just die then
flour is one of the oldest things we have and yet they still haven't found a bag that keeps all the flour inside the bag
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 AM
flour is one of the oldest things we have and yet they still haven't found a bag that keeps all the flour inside the bag
the concept of performing your immigration enforcement duties in a Nissan Pathfinder
Another vehicle opened. Back was full of license plates, gear, various fed patches.
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
the concept of performing your immigration enforcement duties in a Nissan Pathfinder
there is a unique sort of trump derangement syndrome on bluesky characterized not only by the tragic hope that any check or balance we have will stand in his way, but also by a stubborn insistence that there still exist any trump supporters who would abandon him if only they heard the right argument
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
there is a unique sort of trump derangement syndrome on bluesky characterized not only by the tragic hope that any check or balance we have will stand in his way, but also by a stubborn insistence that there still exist any trump supporters who would abandon him if only they heard the right argument
we just need one (1) of these self-serving cowards to realize they can cement their legacy forever by leading the charge that finally puts a stop to this
Swalwell: You better believe that accountability is coming. Immunity is going to be stripped. And to Kristi Noem, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, Greg Bovino—your asses are going to be in these witness chairs.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
we just need one (1) of these self-serving cowards to realize they can cement their legacy forever by leading the charge that finally puts a stop to this
people who imagine themselves in past lives as spartan soldiers or victorian heiresses don't like it when you point out it was mostly just millions of years of worms
January 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
people who imagine themselves in past lives as spartan soldiers or victorian heiresses don't like it when you point out it was mostly just millions of years of worms
how come Macklemore had a friend called Carlos's Brother
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
how come Macklemore had a friend called Carlos's Brother
Ha ha ha someone is gay What a funny joke
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Ha ha ha someone is gay What a funny joke