bobby b
@jekebrewn.bsky.social
Toddler dad, Ravens fan, Dune nerd
Salamé
Salamé
Flashlight technology is out of control. When I was a kid flashlights had a tiny light bulb now you go to the store and for 3.99 you can buy lasik eye surgery equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Flashlight technology is out of control. When I was a kid flashlights had a tiny light bulb now you go to the store and for 3.99 you can buy lasik eye surgery equipment
It's crazy to me that they make Transformers action figures that don't transform
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's crazy to me that they make Transformers action figures that don't transform
Having a house phone is awesome. No idea who's gonna call my house but im glad he has a way for people to get in touch. Thinking about getting a car phone so he has something to do while I'm at work
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Having a house phone is awesome. No idea who's gonna call my house but im glad he has a way for people to get in touch. Thinking about getting a car phone so he has something to do while I'm at work
Just asked my kid what's your favorite pokemon and she said I don't like any of the pokemons. So anyway she's looking for a good home, DM if interested
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just asked my kid what's your favorite pokemon and she said I don't like any of the pokemons. So anyway she's looking for a good home, DM if interested
Id do anything for just 10 minutes in the beer stillsuit
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Id do anything for just 10 minutes in the beer stillsuit
I hate to get angered. Nobody anger me
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I hate to get angered. Nobody anger me
We gotta find a way to incorporate ham into Halloween
October 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We gotta find a way to incorporate ham into Halloween
Neighbors with the annoying dogs moved out. Now my dog is the annoying one
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Neighbors with the annoying dogs moved out. Now my dog is the annoying one
Thought i was capable of murder for a second, turns out I just needed 1 granola bar
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thought i was capable of murder for a second, turns out I just needed 1 granola bar
Is there some type of hotline I can call about my wife being a Muppet hater
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Is there some type of hotline I can call about my wife being a Muppet hater
Bluesky is crazy because someone will post the most demonic, disgusting looking cake with the caption "Happy Birthday Mom" and everyone is just nice and congratulatory about it
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bluesky is crazy because someone will post the most demonic, disgusting looking cake with the caption "Happy Birthday Mom" and everyone is just nice and congratulatory about it
Do yall ever have a rita repulsa style fart that's been waiting 10000 years to be set free
September 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Do yall ever have a rita repulsa style fart that's been waiting 10000 years to be set free
Never a good conversation when you're talking about a distal end
September 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Never a good conversation when you're talking about a distal end
I really thought Ivan Ooze was gonna have a bigger cultural impact than he did
August 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I really thought Ivan Ooze was gonna have a bigger cultural impact than he did
I think i could eat 3 watermelons in a day
August 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think i could eat 3 watermelons in a day
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Nurse? Will you bring in my big new pair of Pagliacci Penis Snippers? He's got an appointment for later today and I can't wait to strap him down and lop off that stupid clown pecker. Anyway, sir, go ahead. You were complaining about some bull shit
August 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Nurse? Will you bring in my big new pair of Pagliacci Penis Snippers? He's got an appointment for later today and I can't wait to strap him down and lop off that stupid clown pecker. Anyway, sir, go ahead. You were complaining about some bull shit
That time of year when im reminded that the only type basketball im godd at os pool basketball
July 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That time of year when im reminded that the only type basketball im godd at os pool basketball
Sunday morning means Park Simon records
July 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sunday morning means Park Simon records
I asked my wife if Clifford the Big Red Dog qualifies as a kaiju and I think that's the closest she's ever been to divorce
July 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I asked my wife if Clifford the Big Red Dog qualifies as a kaiju and I think that's the closest she's ever been to divorce
Paternity leave rules. Just get feed a small human the biggest meal they've ever had, watch them pass out for 2 hours, slam a couple NA beers, rinse and repeat
July 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Paternity leave rules. Just get feed a small human the biggest meal they've ever had, watch them pass out for 2 hours, slam a couple NA beers, rinse and repeat
Having a baby rules because six times a day you get to watch someone eat the biggest meal of their life then pass the fuck out
July 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Having a baby rules because six times a day you get to watch someone eat the biggest meal of their life then pass the fuck out
They should make a Dark souls for the GBA
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
They should make a Dark souls for the GBA
Don't ask me what my kids' social security numbers are. None of my business
July 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Don't ask me what my kids' social security numbers are. None of my business
Fiber is the name of a demon that haunts me all day and night
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fiber is the name of a demon that haunts me all day and night
I fell obligated to inform the public that Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II and Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah are free on youtube right now
July 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I fell obligated to inform the public that Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II and Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah are free on youtube right now