Jef Rouner
@jefrouner.bsky.social
Horror author and journalist. Creator of the Friday Nightmare. Gender Chaotic, any pronouns
I keep a tonberry on my stack of research materials for the graveyard book because that stack is slowly creeping toward me and will eventually kill me
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I keep a tonberry on my stack of research materials for the graveyard book because that stack is slowly creeping toward me and will eventually kill me
I like Talarico fine. I just like Crockett more
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I like Talarico fine. I just like Crockett more
Rankin Bass would like to interrupt your holidays to remind you that Mrs. Claus was fucking stacked
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Rankin Bass would like to interrupt your holidays to remind you that Mrs. Claus was fucking stacked
The Holy Ghost is actually a siphonophore made up of dead popes. Follow me for more fun Catholic facts!
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Holy Ghost is actually a siphonophore made up of dead popes. Follow me for more fun Catholic facts!
“Oh yeah? What about people who de-transition!?”
Wow, it’s like being able to make your own gender identity choices helps multiple situations!
Wow, it’s like being able to make your own gender identity choices helps multiple situations!
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“Oh yeah? What about people who de-transition!?”
Wow, it’s like being able to make your own gender identity choices helps multiple situations!
Wow, it’s like being able to make your own gender identity choices helps multiple situations!
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It's true. LOLsob.
Today on @theflytrapmedia.com the incredible @nicolefroio.bsky.social talking about why the current journalism model is so broken, and how much it harms all of us. I keep coming back to the ways we get trapped in cycles of writing superficial quick hits just to pay rent.
The Current Journalism Model Isn't Working.
One journalist reflects on how easy it is to burn out in her industry.
the-flytrap.ghost.io
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's true. LOLsob.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
“You took your CHILD to a WEDDING!? That’s disgusting. Those people are going to have sex later!”
This post is about queer pride events.
This post is about queer pride events.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“You took your CHILD to a WEDDING!? That’s disgusting. Those people are going to have sex later!”
This post is about queer pride events.
This post is about queer pride events.
Only then can we tickle the prostate of civic responsibility to trigger the cum of utopia.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Only then can we tickle the prostate of civic responsibility to trigger the cum of utopia.
Everyone I know is working their asses off and are still broke as Hell. These reason ain’t because of avocado toast
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Everyone I know is working their asses off and are still broke as Hell. These reason ain’t because of avocado toast
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
GamerGate didn’t die. It became a church whose sacrament is leaving mean comments about Bella Ramsey
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
GamerGate didn’t die. It became a church whose sacrament is leaving mean comments about Bella Ramsey
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This is unadulterated bullshit. RFK Jr doesn't even know that childhood allergy shots and puberty can cure allergies.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
RFK Jr. Insists Vaccines Cause Peanut Allergies Despite All Evidence (It Is All The Evidence) To The Contrary
Is there nothing vaccines can't do?
www.wonkette.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is unadulterated bullshit. RFK Jr doesn't even know that childhood allergy shots and puberty can cure allergies.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
I got up and finished a magazine article I was writing by 10am like an adult
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I got up and finished a magazine article I was writing by 10am like an adult
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
My internal monologue first minute in an Uber: “I grew up in Jacinto City and I never want to hear Tejano again.
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My internal monologue first minute in an Uber: “I grew up in Jacinto City and I never want to hear Tejano again.
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
A movie doesn’t have to be good to make you feel incredible. The Rise of Skywalker is dogshit, but it’s dogshit that made me cry in the best way. I expect Wicked for Good to do the same
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A movie doesn’t have to be good to make you feel incredible. The Rise of Skywalker is dogshit, but it’s dogshit that made me cry in the best way. I expect Wicked for Good to do the same
I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead
I wish paying minimum wage was a sign of shame for a company.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wish paying minimum wage was a sign of shame for a company.
Writing about cemetery haunting is way more boring than you’d think it would be
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Writing about cemetery haunting is way more boring than you’d think it would be
Trying to use Bluesky more, but Facebooks just fits my particular mental illness better
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Trying to use Bluesky more, but Facebooks just fits my particular mental illness better
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.