@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper

“OMG, sea cucumbers” - literally both of us

I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills

“ first they came for the Black people, and I said nothing because reading poems is for woke libs.”

Every accommodation made for a more equitable society makes conservatives feel like they are further from normal. And normal is all they have going for them. They have no culture, no struggle, no beliefs in anything except their own exceptionalism. Our very existenceis a stain on their self image.

If you’ve never written a hot check for groceries the day before payday, I don’t want your financial advice

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

Me:

Pfft

I’m gonna print this out and frame it