Jëffy Two Beers
@jeffytwobeers.bsky.social
I’m Jeffy Two Beers. Punk rock enjoyer. Wife Guy to Kat. Canadian. Not a bot I swear
One more beer
February 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One more beer
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YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MMMTORBS ON BLUESKY DOT COM
February 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
YOU WANT TO FOLLOW MMMTORBS ON BLUESKY DOT COM
Scrambled eggs taste like shit without a ton of cheese and in a perfect world some onion peppers and mushrooms
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Scrambled eggs taste like shit without a ton of cheese and in a perfect world some onion peppers and mushrooms
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Here’s me as a scifi noir detective from a short we made in 2013
February 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here’s me as a scifi noir detective from a short we made in 2013
All I said was I want to see trump die screaming and fuck him to death forever and they kick me off the free speech platform
February 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
All I said was I want to see trump die screaming and fuck him to death forever and they kick me off the free speech platform
Sleeping my way to the top of the unemployment line
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sleeping my way to the top of the unemployment line
Watching this OJ Simpson thing on Netflix and I’m starting to think he may have been guilty the entire time
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Watching this OJ Simpson thing on Netflix and I’m starting to think he may have been guilty the entire time
It’s truly amazing just to be alive
January 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s truly amazing just to be alive
Bringing my box of cheez-it’s to the gym
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bringing my box of cheez-it’s to the gym
I think beer might make you fat
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I think beer might make you fat
No one threatens to bust a cap in anyone’s ass anymore
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
No one threatens to bust a cap in anyone’s ass anymore
Guys, Marshal Marthers just followed me 🤯
January 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Guys, Marshal Marthers just followed me 🤯
I don’t speak American
January 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t speak American
Have to go get a haircut I’d rather hit myself in the face with a hammer
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Have to go get a haircut I’d rather hit myself in the face with a hammer
Smelly hat, smelly hat why am I wearing you 🎶
January 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Smelly hat, smelly hat why am I wearing you 🎶
Reskeet a picture of a bridge you took.
Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge)
Budapest Hungary
Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge)
Budapest Hungary
January 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Reskeet a picture of a bridge you took.
Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge)
Budapest Hungary
Szabadsag hig(Liberty Bridge)
Budapest Hungary
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7:20am time for my morning monster energy drink
January 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
7:20am time for my morning monster energy drink
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pshhh check out Guitar George over here
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
pshhh check out Guitar George over here