Jeff Wells
@jeffwe.com
Mostly a dad but sometimes I work. Owner of DoCPR.com. I like vinyl records.
Guys I think we've got to start drinking our Margaritas with no ICE
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Guys I think we've got to start drinking our Margaritas with no ICE
Well thank goodness we don't have an emotional woman in the White House.
June 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Well thank goodness we don't have an emotional woman in the White House.
Watching Jesse Watters try and spin the events of the day is amazing.
"Guys can get over that stuff. We call each other pedophiles, but we don't always mean it"
Uh, no we fucking don't.
"Guys can get over that stuff. We call each other pedophiles, but we don't always mean it"
Uh, no we fucking don't.
June 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Watching Jesse Watters try and spin the events of the day is amazing.
"Guys can get over that stuff. We call each other pedophiles, but we don't always mean it"
Uh, no we fucking don't.
"Guys can get over that stuff. We call each other pedophiles, but we don't always mean it"
Uh, no we fucking don't.
Monster Jam will heal us all.
April 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Monster Jam will heal us all.
1) Implement policies (tariffs) that tank the market
2) Your rich buddies gobble up investments on discount
3) Cancel your policies and the market rebounds
4) Profit, repeat
Yet another huge transfer of wealth is happening right now.
2) Your rich buddies gobble up investments on discount
3) Cancel your policies and the market rebounds
4) Profit, repeat
Yet another huge transfer of wealth is happening right now.
March 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
1) Implement policies (tariffs) that tank the market
2) Your rich buddies gobble up investments on discount
3) Cancel your policies and the market rebounds
4) Profit, repeat
Yet another huge transfer of wealth is happening right now.
2) Your rich buddies gobble up investments on discount
3) Cancel your policies and the market rebounds
4) Profit, repeat
Yet another huge transfer of wealth is happening right now.
Kim Reynolds would absolutely kill 99 Dalmatian puppies just to make a coat out if them
February 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kim Reynolds would absolutely kill 99 Dalmatian puppies just to make a coat out if them
The only person losing worse than the Chiefs is Drake
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The only person losing worse than the Chiefs is Drake
"I bet if the woke DEI Army named them 'White Hawks' this wouldn't have happened"
-Trump, probably soon
-Trump, probably soon
January 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"I bet if the woke DEI Army named them 'White Hawks' this wouldn't have happened"
-Trump, probably soon
-Trump, probably soon
Alright fine - we'll call it the Gulf of America as long as we can also switch to the Metric system. I feel like that's a fair compromise.
January 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Alright fine - we'll call it the Gulf of America as long as we can also switch to the Metric system. I feel like that's a fair compromise.
4 years ago: "Will he ever be president again? Yeah, when hell freezes over!"
Today:
Today:
January 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
4 years ago: "Will he ever be president again? Yeah, when hell freezes over!"
Today:
Today:
Andy and Anderson have the best New Year's Eve show and I'll fight anyone who disagrees
January 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Andy and Anderson have the best New Year's Eve show and I'll fight anyone who disagrees
"When was your last bath?" I ask my children, pretending I don’t already smell the answer loud and clear.
December 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
"When was your last bath?" I ask my children, pretending I don’t already smell the answer loud and clear.
Does having YouTube Premium make me superior? I’ll let you mull that over during your next unskippable ad.
December 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Does having YouTube Premium make me superior? I’ll let you mull that over during your next unskippable ad.
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Not wasting a single second of dryer time at an automatic car wash is my superpower
December 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Not wasting a single second of dryer time at an automatic car wash is my superpower
I'm watching reporting on CNN about the United Healthcare CEO being shot dead in NYC and every single ad in this commercial break has been for competing health insurance companies. 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I'm watching reporting on CNN about the United Healthcare CEO being shot dead in NYC and every single ad in this commercial break has been for competing health insurance companies. 🤔
What's on my #TheFrame this Sunday morning. Brought to you by explore.org/livecams
December 1, 2024 at 3:46 PM
What's on my #TheFrame this Sunday morning. Brought to you by explore.org/livecams
We were in row H at Disney on Ice and my kids were picked to go sit on the ice with Ariel, which means all the kids in rows AA through G were too ugly for the job.
November 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
We were in row H at Disney on Ice and my kids were picked to go sit on the ice with Ariel, which means all the kids in rows AA through G were too ugly for the job.
Unironically better than I imagined. #microsoft
November 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Unironically better than I imagined. #microsoft
Reposted by Jeff Wells
Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
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November 12, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb
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